I have used a lot of printers.  A LOT.

I have never used such an insanely amazing printer before the One2OneNetwork hooked me up with the Epson Artison 800. I owe One2One HUGE thanks.  I will NEVER look at printers the same way again!

The quality of print on this baby is insane. It almost seems a travesty to print boring, old text documents on her (even though she does so quickly and wonderfully!) because she does such a super fab job at printing gorgeous photos.  And that is a huge benefit – I have tons of photos of my little boy, but in this digital age, I rarely remember to order prints.  The last time I ordered prints to frame and hang on our walls, he was a chubby little, thin haired cherub. (March 2007!)

But now!  Now I can print out photos of the way he currently looks.

And I can hang the charming little devil on my wall to remind me of how sweet he is even when he’s in the middle of an outrageous tantrum.

The photo quality is so outstanding that NO ONE will EVER even wonder if they are professional prints or not. LOVE IT!  The photographer in me wants to MARRY this printer.

And you know what’s super sweet?  I don’t have to have cords dragging me down!  I can print to this amazing printer from anywhere in my house, because it’s wireless! So whether I’m in the office on the PC or using a laptop on the couch, I can send my documents to the Epson Artisan 800 and they’ll be waiting for me when I’m ready to retrieve them.  But even better? I don’t even have to go to my computer to print photos if I don’t want to – I can stick my memory card RIGHT INTO THE PRINTER! There’s a viewfinder and menu and I can make corrections and print beautiful photos without ever having to touch my computer.  Now that’s technology, peeps.

But is the Epson Artisan 800 just a printer?  HECK NO!

This baby is a scanner, copier, and fax machine, too!  Now I don’t have to worry about running to Kinkos (so freaking annoying for a lazy butthole like me) when I need to make copies of important documents or things like my ID, etc.  I can just hop over to the Artisan and BAM!  I’m done.  I’M IN LOVE.  I can scan ANYTHING! It’s only a matter of time before I’m popping all my old family photos into my blog posts – you can correct that old faded color right on the printer before you use the photo!

And the Artisan has more goodies in store for you, from the ability to print lovely covers directly onto your CDs and DVDs to fun features that help you create coloring book pages, your own personal, ruled notepaper with your photo as the background, fun invitations, and more… right from the printer! Check out this page for all the extended features of the Epson Artisan 800.

If you’re on the market for a new printer – or even if you’re not (because this printer is making yours look pretty stinky right now) you have to check out the Epson Artisan 800.  It is hands down the best printer I’ve ever owned, and there is no way I can ever go back to using a different printer without feeling sad.

In fact, she does so much, I’m beginning to wonder if she’s been visiting my husband at night… she may be trying to replace me! Check out the video to see how sexy she is!

Does she cook, too?!?

Heck, if she could just change diapers, I think I’d be okay with it.

Disclosure: This is an uncompensated review. I received the Epson Artison 800 Printer for review, free of charge.