Self-Portrait Truthiness – Alternate Title: At Least You Can’t Smell My Breath
- At March 19, 2008
- By Lotus Carroll
- In Making A Difference
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Is this Wednesday Wordless? Well. Not really. But at least it will have photos in it…
Back on Monday, March 10th, the always awesome Sweetney showed us her real, first thing in the morning self.
That’s right. Just after waking, no make-up, no hair primpin’ - no nothin’ extra.
Can I just say I LOVE a woman who’s not afraid to be Real?
I’ll be the first to admit that I’ve Photoshopped zits out of pictures I posted online. I mean, did you really want to see my whitehead? I doubt it.
But I’m also all about The Real.
If you’ve seen my “Everyday Me” collection (inspired by Madame Meow and clickflashwhirr), then you know I’m all about showing The Real. Cause, yeah. All my original zits are on those photos. I didn’t take any out (or add any, for the record).
And, I’m sure some of you recall when I shared Kevin & Leroy with you:
And then I introduced you to Pattie:
So, really. Not afraid of sharing The Real with any of you, because we can only benefit from accepting one another as who we really are. And if flashing my muffin-top at you will help facilitate that, then so be it.
Now, after Sweetney shared with us, she DOUBLE DOG DARED the rest of us to do the same. And then so did Her Bad Mother, Oh The Joys, IzzyMom, Mrs. Flinger, Motherbumper, Mamalogues, Breed ‘Em And Weep and the lovely Canadian 2008 Bloggies Winner (you go, girl!) who I have a huge hard-on for (yes, I can have those. and my penis is bigger than yours): Redneck Mommy.
And when THOSE women dare you to do something – you don’t F-Around. And when they DoubleDogDare you… you run like a mofo and complete the task ASAP.
So, I present to you the Ugly Truth that is Me Upon Waking:
“Do I really have to get up now?”

“But I can’t look at you after last night.”

Now YOU should do it. Really. GO.
DO IT.




Crunchy Domestic Goddess
you are so awesome, lotus! i heart you.
that last picture is just beautiful. seriously.
and i need to do this challenge soon myself. btw, mine should also be titled that because my morning breath is enough to kill a horse.
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Maggie
Yay, Lotus! You look good no matter what.
I haven’t technically done this, but I also kind of feel like I have because my self-portraits are pretty much never with any make up and pretty much exactly how I look, bad hair and all. In fact, my hair probably looks better right out of bed than it does all day
Still, maybe I’ll do this some morning. If not, I’m still glad you did.
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VDog
I think I’m gonna hafta do this so y’all can see how HAWT I am first thing in the morning. LOL
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zoeyjane
um, yeah, doesn’t looking like i just rolled out of bed ALL day count? good job, putting more the real out there.
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Ashley
lol I don’t have time to take pics of me in bed. Unless it’s before I go to sleep. lol. I’m usually jumping up as soon as I hear the baby cry. lol
Good job at keeping it real!
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Mackenzie's Momma
hey, lotus, I did it too! except i stood up and put my glasses on so i could actually get a shot of my face(cause who wants to see the wall behind my head?)
To Think Is To Create
I’ve been meaning to do this all week, I keep leaving my camera downstairs.
Or is that just an excuse…?
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Jenty
LOL, I love this post.
And Lotus, you look quite good in the morning!! Good for you for doing this post!
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amanda
I hadn’t met Pattie. It’s nice to get acquainted with her.
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river
If I had a blog I would NEVER do this. wouldn’t want to scare away all my readers with my pillow creased cheeks and scarecrow hair, not to mention the slitted eyes trying to keep out the glare of daylight.
MizFit
is it wrong to say I think I love you?
I think that my best and worst quality is that I look PRECISELY THE SAME.
doesnt bode well for my daytimelook but its pretty ok for my firstthinginmorninggrabbingtoddler appearance.
M.
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Veronica
You know I totally *heart* you? Lets have babies together.
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Beck
Good GRIEF! You are SO BRAVE! And that is exactly what I stagger out of bed looking like, execpt being about three decades older than you.
clickmom
It’s too late for me to do anything about this today, but I can definitely participate tomorrow. The only thing I fear (cause I am at my most adorable in the AM-then it’s all down hill) is the flash. Cause I wake up while it is still dark. Wait a second, maybe that is why I look so cute hmmmmm…..
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wright
Love the last shot – he he he, can’t look at you after last night!
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Ree
I’ll probably have to take only pictures of the back of my head…since I’ve never shown my full face. Does that count?
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Kitty
Yay for keeping it real.I look scary in the morning-IMO you look fine *sticks tongue out at you*
Lilacspecs
I’m pretty impressed actually…no eye boogers or anything upon waking up is pretty good.
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napaboaniya
Lotus, you look FINE even while waking moments!
If I ever had the guts to post my morning look, gosh! I’ll scare EVERYONE off my blog *lol*
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Lou Lohman
The size of certain anatomical features notwithstanding (legendary and otherwise), you are absolutely beautiful in the morning. I wish I was good enough an artist to then say “I’d like to paint you”.
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Rebecca
Yay, Lotus!
And I remember Kevin and Leroy. That’s the first time I ever met you, I think.
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Redneck Mommy
Rawr!
It’s a well known fact that I love yer Pattie. Kevin and Leroy are cute but not nearly as sexy as Pattie.
But you my doll faced friend, well, you can climb into my bed any time. Just make sure you bring your um, TWINS, (heh heh) along.
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AmyM
You’re hot. Way hot. Early AM Amy aspires to achieve your level of first waking up hotness.
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rachel
I huge puffy fabulous heart you!

You’re still adorable. The one with your hand over your face.. princess looked at me and said: “Is that you mommy?”
I’ll do this when I get my new camera.
2 weeks. You can hold me to it
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b
Oh my! This made me laugh more than you know. I will take you up on your challenge
Great post.
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janet
girlfriend, you look better first thing in the morning than i do ALL FREAKIN DAY LONG!
i am not as brave as you. you’ll notice that, while i may have TALKED about fred and ethel backfat and their little sister, muffy muffintop, i haven’t actually SHOWN them … they’re getting a little irritated about their anonymous status, but i hold firm.
and you? you’re the one i have the hard-on for!!!
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MP
DAMN…EVERYONE is jumping off the bridge…
I actually try to keep the camera AWAY from the bedroom
As I just said to Sarah – Goon Squad..I’ll do one from vacation when it’s a relaxed face waking up.
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Secret Agent Mama
You know me. Even though I couldn’t handle the Everyday Me, I do show a lot of rawness on my P365. Love me, too.. I’m posting a morning pic, too (Project 365 – 209/365).
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Secret Agent Mama
Oh and YOU.. you give ME a hard-on, babe!
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Mrs. Flinger
You’re awesome. And cute. And I AM SO TOTALLY JEALOUS OF OUR NOSE RING. Bitch. Might need to go be a total Lotus Look-Alike now. Because I would be HAWTT.
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Kim
You are still beautiful.. Not one wrinkle!! I will do this challenge sometime this month for sure!
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Christina
Look at you – you’re gorgeous even when you just wake up.
I’m going to do this project. As soon as I remember to get my camera ready in the morning.
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sweetney
OH MY HOTT!
ps: YAY!!!
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drea
you rock!! im not sure if im brave enough 2 do this, I may
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justmylife
If I looked as good as you the first thing in the morning I would do it. I, however, look like I am coming off a 3 day drunk, so I won’t be sharing. I have scared my family, they mention if I feel as bad as I look, I really should go back to bed. Of course they won’t let me. Go figure.
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Carrie
I am so jealous of your eyebrows.
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Summer
You should add your photos to The Shape of a Mother. (http://theshapeofamother.com/).
I added mine to the Flickr group a few days ago.
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Karen MEG
Oh if I looked that good I would have no problems posting my morning face.
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the mama bird diaries
That is awesome. You look amazing. I can’t do it but I applaud your courage.
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janethesane
I dunno. I am not as cute as you in the morning. Good for you for rising to the challenge.
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Dawn
hilarious. go figure we do this the same day.
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Lunasea
Psssh. You’re gorgeous in the morning.
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Special K
Actually for me right before going to bed would be a worse picture, I am actually a little refreshed after sleeping.
BWA HA HA HA
Did you believe me?
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melissa
Alright I did it and the results are not pretty. http://fatgoldwatch.blogspot.com/2008/03/self-portrait.html
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Karen Sugarpants
I’ve always thought you were a natural beauty. And because of you and others, I finally did it too. xo
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missy wiggins
i did it too!
and you know what i have learned?
my hair never changes day or night…
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Pretty Lush
I adore this kind of honesty.
And the title is too perfect.
Sandy (Momisodes)
No eye boogers? Lip crusties? You’re gorgeous! Me before noon? Not so much.
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