It wouldn’t be Christmas without this wonderful How-To from everyone’s favorite gifters.
There really is no occasion you can’t brighten with a dick in a box. And really, it would be nicer than getting a pap smear for Christmas or Hanukkah, right?
Also available on YouTube.
Merry Christmas to you all. May you find love and joy (and maybe even some genitals wrapped in pretty bows) today and for the rest of this season.



















#1 by Anne on December 25, 2009 - 9:17 AM
I’m number one? Woot!
I heart JT and his junk in a box. Makes me wish every day could be Christmas
Merry Christmas!
#2 by lceel on December 25, 2009 - 11:58 AM
One of the best SNL skits EVER. Made me jealous I didn’t think of it first.
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