Bewb Fest ’10 Winners!
It’s been another great Festival! I’d like to thank all the entrants for the great mammaries. And memories. Mammories? You guys are awesome and without you, there would be no Bewb Fest. Thanks for putting it all out there! My love for you is overflowing. You make me bouncy with joy – I just might bust. No really, you’ve racked up great amounts of admiration from me. (Ok, ok, no more bewbie puns.)
And thank YOU – everyone who visited and voted. We’ve raised a nice little chunk for Susan G. Komen for the Cure®, and remember that all July Blogher Ad Revenue will be donated, so keep visiting until the end of the month!
I’d also like to thank our fantastic sponsors:
Lingerie.com, Bare Necessities, Eden Fantasys and NippleCharms.com
They care enough about bewbies to step up and make Bewb Fest ’10 even more fun and exciting with some great prizes, so please visit them and show them some love.
Our BEWBs Winner is: #33, Diane Bramos / @pilateschik
First Runner Up: #30, Angelia of Mommy Needs Meds
Second Runner Up: #05, Veronica of Veronica Foale
And because all bewbies deserve a chance at a prize for being brave enough to bounce on the web:
Wild-Card Winner: #36, MommyNamedApril of April’s Little Family
Wild Card Winner is drawn using the random integer generator from the pool of those left after Winner, 1st RU & 2nd RU were identified by the results of the poll.
MEWBS Winner is: #04, Coderblues
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There, now wasn’t that fun? YES, YES IT WAS.
And please remember that ALL JULY Blogher Ad Revenue will be donated to Susan G. Komen for the Cure®, so *please* keep visiting until the end of the month!
And stay tuned for me to talk about how you can be reminded of next year’s Bewb Fest in time to submit your entry, as well as my pledge to raise money and run in the Susan G Komen Race for the Cure in Austin, TX this November!
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Bewb Fest ’10 – Call for Submissions!
It’s that time of year, my friends. Oh, yes.
I’m calling the bewbs out to play.
(see below for details.)
mah bewbies. © lotus carroll 2010, all rights reserved
It’s time for BEWB Fest 10!
Bewb Fest ’10 is waiting in the wings, just around the corner, and that means you need to dress up those tatas in their best ‘ready for my close-up’ threads and send me a photo.
Confused? Visit the Bewbs Page on my website and scroll down to the links about Bewb Fest. There you can ogle all the fantastic photos read up on the history of Bewb Fest.
Last year, a separate MEWBs Category was added and this tradition will continue. What are MEWBS? Man Boobs, Pecs, Male Chest… get the idea? As long as I get at least 3 entries for MEWBs, we’ll have this category again.
All sizes and types of BEWBs/MEWBs are welcome and appreciated here.
That means don’t you dare say yours aren’t good/large/whatever enough.
Yes. They. Are.
So get out your camera and photograph your dirty pillows, ladies. Shine up that lens and snap a good one of your pec area, dudes.
And then send those suckas to me via bewbfest@gmail.com
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Rules for Photo Submission:
1. BEWBs need to be tastefully covered in some way. This ain’t no nipple show, ladies. Sorry.
2. Yes, it is okay to send a breastfeeding photo, if you still fall within all the other rules. Bewbs are hawt AND functional, and there needn’t be a separation in those instances.
3. MEWBs can be covered or uncovered. Yes, we are all about double standards here at BEWB Fest. Deal with it or #suckit.
4. Please send me only ONE photo of your BEWBs/MEWBs. I know you are a gifted photographer, and your chestal area looks awesome from many angles. Choose your favorite and send me that one.
5. Please make sure your photograph is no larger than 550px wide, and no smaller than 300px wide. Please, good quality.
6. No text anywhere on the photo, please!
7. I’m sure your face is what dreams are made of. Let us dream. NO CONTESTANT FACES IN PHOTOS!
8. Your email to bewbfest@gmail.com should include: your photo, your preferred name/screen identity, your blog name and URL (if you have one)
9. No submissions accepted after July 10, 2010. Don’t put it off until the last minute!
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Prizes!
Oh, and are you wondering what the winners of this year’s Bewb/Mewb Fest will be receiving as a prize for their hard work willingness to let us have a gander? You’re probably dying to know. Well…
Lingerie.com, Bare Necessities, and Eden Fantasys are sponsoring Bewb Fest ’10 – click over to the Sponsors/Prizes Page to find out the awesome details!
And because bewbies are not only fun to look at, but also attached to women we’d all like to save (so that we can look at their bewbies some more because everyone deserves a chance to live as long as they possibly can), all Blogher ad revenue for the month of July will be donated to Susan G. Komen for the Cure®, “the world’s largest grassroots network of breast cancer survivors and activists.” It doesn’t have to be October for us to make donations, so if you can spare some dollah-dollahs, it’s a good cause to support in June or July, too. Please consider donating.
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I will take photo submissions through July 10, 2010. Voting will open on July 12, 2010 and run through July 21st. The winners will be announced on July 22nd, 2010.
Now go go go, photograph those bewbies/mewbies!
And remember to tell your friends. 
Still have questions? Email me at bewbfest@gmail.com
BEWB Fest 09 Winners!
It has been a crazy week of staring at bewbies/mewbies and smiling/laughing/drooling.
People had a lot to say about Bewb Fest 09!
“Waking up at 5 to write. Taking bets. Will I write, go back to sleep, or vote on bewbs?”
–@Neilochka
“Voting is like Sophie’s Choice, but the tears are tears of wonder.”
–@debontherocks
“The entire male class of Indy Law 2009 is now voting on bewbs.”
–@mooshinindy
“Hubs called @ lunch: “Whatcha doin’?” Me: Looking at Boobs.”
–@some1s_sista
“#bewbfest09 FTW!”
–@aaronvest
“RE: #bewbfest09 my husband says: You guys are funny. (pause) Show me yours. #snort”
–@VDog
“My blog stats are down today and I’m blaming you!”
–@TwentyFour
“Ladies of the Bewbfest, I thank you. You’re all beautiful. I’m like a kid in a candy store. Y’know, if all the candy was boobs.”
–@karlerikson
“What did we twitter about before #bewbfest09? I have forgotten.”
–@undomesticdiva
“I’m totally in it for the bewbs. Bewbs make the world go round!”
–@GeekByMarriage
“Even if there was no prize or contest at all, the holiness of bewbs was upon us.”
–@Zoeyjane
Amen.
Thanks SO much to all of you who entered your BEWBS and MEWBS into BEWB FEST 09. You all are clearly brave and have a great sense of humor. Thank you for playing!
Thank you to the Sponsors! It was nice to offer some fun prizes this year. Please visit them, m’kay?
I have worked out one slight change to the prizes which I think adds a slice of total fairness and gratitude to the BEWBs prize plate, so to speak. More on that in a minute…
Winner and 2 Runners Up get prizes (see here) —
Our BEWBs Winner is: #25, Miss Grace of Miss Grace’s Disgrace
She receives the autographed t-shirt from Kaiser Mommy, a lovely lingerie prize, and takes her place in the BEWB Fest Hall of Fame!
First Runner Up: #10, Anissa of Hope4Peyton
Second Runner Up: #04, Laura of Adventures in Juggling
And the slice of fairness and gratitude? We have a Wild-Card Winner, drawn using the random integer generator from the pool of those left after Winner, 1st RU & 2nd RU were identified by the results of the poll. Because you know what? ALL BEWBS deserve a chance at a prize for being brave enough to bounce on the web.
This person gets a Wild-Card Prize. Click to visit the Sponsors/Prizes Page to see what it is.
Wild-Card Winner: #15, Megan of Undomestic Diva
The MEWBs Winner gets a place in the MEWBs Hall of Fame – and hey, that’s pretty sweet, right? Right!
MEWBS Winner is: #01, Busy Dad of Busy Dad Blog
Again, thank you so very much to everyone who entered, and all of you who celebrated this Bewbtastic event.
Now, next year? New rules. More prizes, bigger excitement. It’s all in the works. Is it bad that I already can’t wait?
<3BEWBS
BEWB Fest 09 – Call for submissions!
Have you been longing to take a photo of your BEWBs/MEWBs but just didn’t know what on earth you’d do with it?
That’s why I’m here, people. To help you solve these kinds of crises.
It’s time for BEWB Fest 09!
That’s right… last year we voted for Best BEWBs in honor of Lightning’s Traveling T-Shirt.
Kaiser Mommy won; Nikki & Tena were runners up!
And with that began the idea for BEWB Fest, which is now an annual event at Casa SarcMom.
This year, we have a separate MEWBs Category (Man Boobs, Pecs, Male Chest, get the idea?) – because Sarcastic Mom loves the menfolks and is all about inclusion. We don’t leave out any chests here!
All sizes and types of BEWBs/MEWBs are welcome and appreciated here.
So get our your camera, and photograph your dirty pillows, ladies. Shine up that lens and snap a good one of your pec area, dudes.
And then send those suckas to me via bewbfest@gmail.com
Rules for Photo Submission:
1. BEWBs need to be tastefully covered in some way. This ain’t no nipple show, ladies. Sorry.
2. MEWBs can be covered or uncovered. Yes, we are all about double standards here at BEWB Fest. Deal with it or #suckit.
3. Please send me only ONE photo of your BEWBs/MEWBs. I know you are a gifted photographer, and your chestal area looks awesome from many angles. Choose your favorite and send me that one.
4. Please make sure your photograph is no larger than 550px wide, and no smaller than 300px wide. Please, good quality.
5. No text anywhere on the photo, please!
6. I’m sure your face is what dreams are made of. Let us dream. NO FACES IN PHOTOS!
7. Your email to bewbfest@gmail.com should include: your photo, your preferred name/screen identity, your blog name and URL (if you have one)
This year’s fabulous BEWB Fest Sponsors?
Please click over to this page to see who they are and what you’re playing for.
I will take photo submissions through June 22, 2009. Voting will open on June 24, 2009 and run through June 30. The winners will be announced on July 1, 2009.
Now go go go, photograph them bewbies/mewbies!
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