The Travelling T-Shirt Meets The Rack
I’ve had a pretty fun time joking about my rack on this lovely website. I have hailed The Glorious Rack in all its wonder… I have also called it a couple of socks with oranges in them behind The Rack’s back… shhhh.
“The Rack” gained popularity after I did this fun giveaway, and it’s been a running gag here ever since.
I’m even celebrating each month of 2008 with a picture of The Rack.
And now? The Rack has met The Travelling T-Shirt.
What is The Travelling T-Shirt, you ask?
The Official Words:
The Travelling T-Shirt has come from Lightening Online and is making its way around the world until December 1st when one lucky participant will be voted a winner and Lightening will gift that person a cash amount (determined by the total number of participants). For more information please visit the Travelling T-Shirt page.
I am honored to say that The Rack has been The Travelling T-Shirt‘s first stop on the glorious journey it will no doubt take between now and December. Bloggers All Over The Place will have a chance to do silly and fun things with The Travelling T-Shirt and then pass it on to others. Every time it gets passed, the Cash Jackpot grows!
Each blogger gets to decide how the next will be chosen…
So…
I want to see your rack.
Send me your (clothed) BEWBS! (Seriously. No unfettered Melons, please.)
And yes! Men are welcome to join in. Ante up those PECS!
This post is up at 12:01AM CST, Tuesday June 3rd. You have until 10:00PM CST, Wednesday June 4th to photograph Your Rack in all its Glory, and send your photo to me: thelotuscarroll@gmail.com
That’s almost 2 whole days, so I better get lots of Awesome BEWBS and PECS in my inbox!
On Thursday, The Masses will excercise the Power of The Vote! That’s right… YOU will decide whose BEWBS or PECS I will send The Travelling T-Shirt to next! (By anonymous poll.)
Now grab your rack and your camera and get to it! I’m waiting! 
*BEWBS*
(sorry, just wanted to type it one more time)
For your nipple viewing pleasure.
Yup. That’s right. Today, I am going to go all out and show my nipple.
You see, some time ago, I asked everyone around these parts to ask me some questions.
I said that I would answer them all.
You are probably thinking (if you’ve been around awhile, or especially if you asked a question)… “Yeah, Lotus, you sure did SAY you were going to answer them all, but you sure as hell haven’t DONE that.”
I did not say how long I would take to do so, though.
BUT FEAR YE NOT.
Every.Single.One will be answered in due time. And some of them in far too many words, as I am known to over-do everything, especially talking and writing.
Today, I address a question left on that post which seemed quite a lot like a request.
And, boy am I ever eager to please! It must have something to do with my insecure nature.
“karastav” asked, (in Haiku form, even!):
Will we ever see
a photo of your nipple
its such a nice rack?
And like I said, I must be insecure, because I just can’t pass up an opportunity to give my readers what they want.
So, Yes, karastav, you will see a photo of my nipple.
Here it is:
What? I may be insecure from here until infinity, but I’m no Cheap Floosy!
I only show my nipples to my husband.
Oh, and I guess, to my son. He breastfed for awhile, after all.
And my Gynocologist. She even gets to feel them up!
Oh, yeah, and the girls I have slumber parties with, when we’re showering together. That’s before the full-contact pillow fighting. But after the naked JELLO-Wrestling.
But that’s about it, really. Yeah. No Internet Nipples.
Not today, anyways. 
Check Out My Rack
It has never looked finer than it does right now, with one of these badass shirts gracing it!
I know what you might be thinking.
“But Lotus, your rack is splendid every day!”
While this may be true, you cannot deny the added glory of the LTDchix shirt.
Have you seen these shirts? GO LOOK AT THEM.
And GUESS WHAT!?
You have the chance to win one.*
That’s right. All you have to do is leave a comment on this post, and by the end of the week, one of you lucky commenters will be randomly chosen to win a free LTDchix shirt! You get to choose the one you like and the lovely ladies of LTDchix (Nina and Cindi) will send it to you, free of charge. (does not include the thermals, sorry!)
These shirts really make a statement that any mom can identify with.
If you’re a mom, you’ll love them! If you’re not a mom, I guarantee that you know a mom that would love one – win her Christmas present now!
Moms:
Remember when you were pregnant for the first time, and dreaming of the wonderful motherhood journey you would experience? You were going to have a little bundle of joy and raise and nurture him/her to be a happy, loving child… living happily ever after, etc…
Then reality set in. Now you’re wise to the Pooperiffic, Drooly, Screamalicious truth of it all!
You juggle seventy-three hundred things in your head at once, never sleep, and have dirty laundry shooting out your butt.
You are/will be a nanny, maid, wetnurse, cook, bus boy, chauffer, dispute resolution advisor, janitor, nurse, and more!
The fairy-tail dream you once had sometimes feels like a nightmare.
Once you’re ACTUALLY a mom, you realize what a fantasy you were mentally creating for yourself while you were pregnant. But the great thing is, that even once your fantasy is completely obliterated, it’s still the best life you’ve ever lived!
Truly Amazing.
That is what these shirts celebrate. With one of them on, you can show everyone that you’re “Living the Dream!”
And now let’s close with another look at my rack.
PS: Mention this giveaway in a post and link it back to this one, and get entered twice!**
Squish a Boobie
I thought this was cute, and the message is important.
So, you know… Squish a boobie, guys.
(Thanks to “di” on Myspace for this!)
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