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BEWB Fest 09 Winners!

It has been a crazy week of staring at bewbies/mewbies and smiling/laughing/drooling.

People had a lot to say about Bewb Fest 09!

“Waking up at 5 to write. Taking bets. Will I write, go back to sleep, or vote on bewbs?”
@Neilochka

“Voting is like Sophie’s Choice, but the tears are tears of wonder.”
@debontherocks

“The entire male class of Indy Law 2009 is now voting on bewbs.”
@mooshinindy

“Hubs called @ lunch: “Whatcha doin’?” Me: Looking at Boobs.
@some1s_sista

“#bewbfest09 FTW!
@aaronvest

“RE: #bewbfest09 my husband says: You guys are funny. (pause) Show me yours. #snort
@VDog

“My blog stats are down today and I’m blaming you!
@TwentyFour

“Ladies of the Bewbfest, I thank you. You’re all beautiful. I’m like a kid in a candy store. Y’know, if all the candy was boobs.
@karlerikson

“What did we twitter about before #bewbfest09? I have forgotten.
@undomesticdiva

“I’m totally in it for the bewbs. Bewbs make the world go round!
@GeekByMarriage

“Even if there was no prize or contest at all, the holiness of bewbs was upon us.
@Zoeyjane

Amen.

Thanks SO much to all of you who entered your BEWBS and MEWBS into BEWB FEST 09. You all are clearly brave and have a great sense of humor. Thank you for playing!

Thank you to the Sponsors! It was nice to offer some fun prizes this year. Please visit them, m’kay?

I have worked out one slight change to the prizes which I think adds a slice of total fairness and gratitude to the BEWBs prize plate, so to speak.  More on that in a minute…

Winner and 2 Runners Up get prizes (see here) —

Our BEWBs Winner is: #25, Miss Grace of Miss Grace’s Disgrace

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She receives the autographed t-shirt from Kaiser Mommy, a lovely lingerie prize, and takes her place in the BEWB Fest Hall of Fame!

First Runner Up: #10, Anissa of Hope4Peyton

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Second Runner Up: #04, Laura of Adventures in Juggling

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And the slice of fairness and gratitude? We have a Wild-Card Winner, drawn using the random integer generator from the pool of those left after Winner, 1st RU & 2nd RU were identified by the results of the poll. Because you know what? ALL BEWBS deserve a chance at a prize for being brave enough to bounce on the web.

This person gets a Wild-Card Prize. Click to visit the Sponsors/Prizes Page to see what it is. :-)

Wild-Card Winner: #15, Megan of Undomestic Diva

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The  MEWBs Winner gets a place in the MEWBs Hall of Fame – and hey, that’s pretty sweet, right? Right!

MEWBS Winner is: #01, Busy Dad of Busy Dad Blog

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Again, thank you so very much to everyone who entered, and all of you who celebrated this Bewbtastic event.

Now, next year? New rules. More prizes, bigger excitement. It’s all in the works. Is it bad that I already can’t wait?

<3BEWBS

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BEWB Fest 09 – Call for submissions!

January 2009 Rack / 01.31.09


Have you been longing to take a photo of your BEWBs/MEWBs but just didn’t know what on earth you’d do with it?

That’s why I’m here, people. To help you solve these kinds of crises.

It’s time for BEWB Fest 09!

That’s right… last year we voted for Best BEWBs in honor of Lightning’s Traveling T-Shirt.

Kaiser Mommy won; Nikki & Tena were runners up!

And with that began the idea for BEWB Fest, which is now an annual event at Casa SarcMom.

This year, we have a separate MEWBs Category (Man Boobs, Pecs, Male Chest, get the idea?) – because Sarcastic Mom loves the menfolks and is all about inclusion. We don’t leave out any chests here!

All sizes and types of BEWBs/MEWBs are welcome and appreciated here.

So get our your camera, and photograph your dirty pillows, ladies. Shine up that lens and snap a good one of your pec area, dudes.

And then send those suckas to me via bewbfest@gmail.com

Rules for Photo Submission:

1. BEWBs need to be tastefully covered in some way. This ain’t no nipple show, ladies. Sorry.

2. MEWBs can be covered or uncovered. Yes, we are all about double standards here at BEWB Fest. Deal with it or #suckit.

3. Please send me only ONE photo of your BEWBs/MEWBs. I know you are a gifted photographer, and your chestal area looks awesome from many angles. Choose your favorite and send me that one.

4. Please make sure your photograph is no larger than 550px wide, and no smaller than 300px wide. Please, good quality.

5. No text anywhere on the photo, please!

6. I’m sure your face is what dreams are made of. Let us dream. NO FACES IN PHOTOS!

7. Your email to bewbfest@gmail.com should include: your photo, your preferred name/screen identity, your blog name and URL (if you have one)

This year’s fabulous BEWB Fest Sponsors?

Please click over to this page to see who they are and what you’re playing for. :-)

I will take photo submissions through June 22, 2009. Voting will open on June 24, 2009 and run through June 30.  The winners will be announced on July 1, 2009.

Now go go go, photograph them bewbies/mewbies!

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Reasons why today was good… ?

[written Friday night, amidst sweltering heat, I might add]

Today was good. We
went to the zoo and that was
quite a lot of fun.

Braden was cute all
day long, as is usual.
He brings me such joy.

Um, dinner was good.
Yeah, it was yummy. Sketti.
Yeah, dinner was good.

Oh, who the hell am
I kidding?! Being positive
is not my best trait!

I need to complain!
UPSTAIRS A/C EFFING DIED!
*pulling out my hair*

Why upstairs? Huh? Why?
UPSTAIRS! Where the heat rises!
Why not downstairs, HUH?

Eighty-Seven – not
an acceptable number
of degrees inside.

I stand firm on this.
So does Braden. His screams at
bedtime confirm it.

Who can sleep like this?
And how can I possibly
Plurk well in this heat!?

Oh well. Off now to
dip my BEWBS in ice water.
Can’t let them suffer.

 

 

{ Oh yeah, don’t forget
to go vote for BEWBS and PECS!
The Rack begs you to! ;-) }

 

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Vote For Best Chest!

It is time for all of you to choose the next blogger whom The Travelling T-Shirt  should visit.

I asked for BEWBS and boy did I get BEWBS!  (I even got some PECS!)

Thank you so much to these fabulous contestants for sharing their upper torsos with us:

Sleepless Nights
Frog Ponds Rock
Memarie Lane
Growing A Pair
beggar’s shot glass
The Busy Dad Blog
mommycosm
Adam’s Wife’s Weblog
Immoral Matriarch
calicobebop
Special K
Secrets of a Black Heart
Mommy Is Moody

From Here To There
My Therapy
Lilac Colored Glasses
My Life as a Hotfessional
Alex Year Two
Firecracker Mom!
Cyberbones
Draco’s Rose
Knitting Without Needles
Pictures Taken By Me
Welcome to Married Life
shamelessly sassy
Redefining Perfect
Whiskey In My Sippy Cup

 
 

 

 

 
 
 
 
 
 

 

Here Are The Contestants (in no particular order!)

 

*fidgeting*

Is it hot in here?

*ahem*

Anyway!   I know it is really, really hard to pick just one photo with so many fine BEWBS (and 2 sets of awesome PECS), so I decided that you can pick up to 3 photos to vote for.

Aren’t I nice?

Find your favorite 3 photos.
Note the numbers in the Upper, Left-hand Corner of photos.
Vote for those 3 numbers.

NOW VOTE!

**Poll is now closed.  Winner was 09.  Runners up – 2nd: 13, 3rd: 23. Congrats, BEWBS!**

WHICH CHEST IS BEST?

  • 09 (27%, 87 Votes)
  • 12 (25%, 81 Votes)
  • 23 (23%, 73 Votes)
  • 17 (19%, 60 Votes)
  • 26 (16%, 51 Votes)
  • 13 (12%, 39 Votes)
  • 16 (11%, 36 Votes)
  • 05 (10%, 32 Votes)
  • 20 (9%, 29 Votes)
  • 02 (7%, 23 Votes)
  • 14 (7%, 22 Votes)
  • 22 (5%, 17 Votes)
  • 21 (5%, 15 Votes)
  • 25 (4%, 14 Votes)
  • 24 (4%, 13 Votes)
  • 10 (4%, 13 Votes)
  • 08 (4%, 12 Votes)
  • 27 (4%, 12 Votes)
  • 04 (3%, 9 Votes)
  • 01 (3%, 9 Votes)
  • 11 (3%, 8 Votes)
  • 19 (1%, 4 Votes)
  • 07 (1%, 4 Votes)
  • 03 (1%, 4 Votes)
  • 06 (1%, 3 Votes)
  • 18 (1%, 3 Votes)
  • 15 (1%, 2 Votes)

Total Voters: 318

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Voting will remain open until 12:01am CST Saturday, June 7th.

 

GOOD LUCK TO ALL THESE FINE BEWBS AND PECS!  “The Rack” is proud to be in your company! ;-)

 

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