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BEWB FEST 09
Posted by Lotus, aka Sarcastic Mom in BEWBS/The Rack, Poll/Question on June 24, 2009
It’s the moment you’ve been awaiting all year, I just know it. It’s TIME to vote for the BEST BEWBS/MEWBS of 2009!
Remember to see the scoop on prizes and check out BF09 Sponsors, button up, and then make your vote count here for the best BEWBs/MEWBs of your fellow internet denizens.
Thanks so much to the following BEWB Contestants:
Alison of RN-Mom
Amy@TasteLikeCrazy of Taste Like Crazy
Anissa of Hope4Peyton
Barefoot Foodie of The Barefoot Foodie
Betsey Booms of Betsey Booms
Carie of Our Crooked Tree
Catherine of Her Bad Mother
Dawn of Kaiser Mommy
Deb of DowneastSmurfette
Earth Mommy of Behind the Stall Door
Elissa of Punk Rock Parents
Gina of My Very Last Nerve
Haley-O of Cheaty Monkey
Jenny on the Spot of Jenny on the Spot
Jill’s Charming Two of Charming & Delightful
Just Jinny of A Girl in the Real World
Karen Sugarpants of Karen Sugarpants
Kim of Frog Ponds Rock
Laura of Adventures in Juggling
Linda of Short Pump Preppy
madnessisay of Madness, Madness I Say!
Malia of live .laugh. love.
Maria of Immoral Matriarch
Maria of Mommy Melee
Megan of Undomestic Diva
Mishi of Secret Agent Mama
Miss of Just Miss
Miss Grace of Miss Grace’s Disgrace
Mrs. C-to-Be of Headed in the Right Direction
Mrs. Flinger of Mrs. Flinger, Little Black Dress Edition
Padme
*pixie* of Artist Mother Teacher
Sam (temptingmama) of Temporarily Me Dot Com
Sarahviz of In The Trenches of Mommyhood
SarahInMI of This Mom’s Wired
@sendchocolate of Send Chocolate
Shaboom
@Shash of Diary of a Crazed Mommy
Summer of Wired for Noise
Tena of My Therapy
The Hotfessional of My Life as a Hotfessional
VDog of Room 704
Veronica of Sleepless Nights
Zoeyjane of Mommy is Moody
(list in alphabetical order – does NOT match the order of BEWB photos)
Voting Poll follows these BEWBalicious photos… You can pick up to THREE Pair of BEWBS each time, and you can vote every day through June 30th.

18 is a placeholder, ignore #18. What, you thought I could count properly while looking at all these BEWBS? Please.
Which BEWBs are best? Pick 3 favorites by number - you can vote every day through June 30th!
- 25 (31%, 5,493 Votes)
- 10 (28%, 4,999 Votes)
- 04 (15%, 2,671 Votes)
- 35 (14%, 2,471 Votes)
- 27 (7%, 1,221 Votes)
- 23 (4%, 619 Votes)
- 42 (3%, 587 Votes)
- 24 (3%, 546 Votes)
- 09 (2%, 353 Votes)
- 05 (2%, 314 Votes)
- 01 (1%, 235 Votes)
- 44 (1%, 190 Votes)
- 41 (1%, 174 Votes)
- 43 (1%, 173 Votes)
- 19 (1%, 161 Votes)
- 34 (1%, 154 Votes)
- 45 (1%, 148 Votes)
- 37 (1%, 144 Votes)
- 02 (1%, 118 Votes)
- 30 (1%, 118 Votes)
- 06 (1%, 114 Votes)
- 03 (1%, 114 Votes)
- 33 (1%, 106 Votes)
- 39 (1%, 94 Votes)
- 14 (1%, 91 Votes)
- 26 (0%, 84 Votes)
- 08 (0%, 73 Votes)
- 21 (0%, 69 Votes)
- 17 (0%, 67 Votes)
- 20 (0%, 64 Votes)
- 12 (0%, 55 Votes)
- 11 (0%, 50 Votes)
- 15 (0%, 47 Votes)
- 22 (0%, 43 Votes)
- 31 (0%, 39 Votes)
- 40 (0%, 38 Votes)
- 13 (0%, 37 Votes)
- 28 (0%, 35 Votes)
- 07 (0%, 35 Votes)
- 36 (0%, 35 Votes)
- 16 (0%, 33 Votes)
- 38 (0%, 33 Votes)
- 32 (0%, 33 Votes)
- 29 (0%, 33 Votes)
- 18 (0%, 32 Votes)
Total Voters: 17,664
Sarcastic Mom sho ’nuff do love the menfolks, so we have MEWBs as well!
A great big, over-enthusiastic THANK YOU to the following MEWB Contestants:
Artist formerly known as “Make It A Double”
Busy Dad of Busy Dad Blog
Chris Mann of Chris Mann Music
“CrackahMoto”
Josh of Raging Dad
(list is in alphabetical order – does NOT match the order of MEWB photos)
Voting Poll follows the MEWBtastic Chestiness… Pick your favorite MEWBS and vote every day through June 30th!

Which MEWBs are best? Choose the number of your favorite chest - you can vote every day through June 30th!
- 01 (49%, 255 Votes)
- 04 (22%, 116 Votes)
- 05 (18%, 94 Votes)
- 02 (7%, 34 Votes)
- 03 (4%, 18 Votes)
Total Voters: 517
Don’t forget to display a button to support BEWB Fest 09 – and remember, you can vote every day!
Please note that this now annual Bewb Fest developed independently and with no prior knowledge of Boobiethon, and is not meant to copy, diminish, or devalue the work that is being done there. Bewb Fest is for fun because I love women and I love bewbies. Note the Boobiethon button on the sidebar and visit them to see what they are about. It’s a great cause. Helping save women’s lives is never a bad idea.
The Travelling T-Shirt Meets The Rack
Posted by Lotus, aka Sarcastic Mom in Uncategorized on June 3, 2008
I’ve had a pretty fun time joking about my rack on this lovely website. I have hailed The Glorious Rack in all its wonder… I have also called it a couple of socks with oranges in them behind The Rack’s back… shhhh.
“The Rack” gained popularity after I did this fun giveaway, and it’s been a running gag here ever since.
I’m even celebrating each month of 2008 with a picture of The Rack.

And now? The Rack has met The Travelling T-Shirt.
What is The Travelling T-Shirt, you ask?
The Official Words:
The Travelling T-Shirt has come from Lightening Online and is making its way around the world until December 1st when one lucky participant will be voted a winner and Lightening will gift that person a cash amount (determined by the total number of participants). For more information please visit the Travelling T-Shirt page.
I am honored to say that The Rack has been The Travelling T-Shirt’s first stop on the glorious journey it will no doubt take between now and December. Bloggers All Over The Place will have a chance to do silly and fun things with The Travelling T-Shirt and then pass it on to others. Every time it gets passed, the Cash Jackpot grows!
Each blogger gets to decide how the next will be chosen…
So…
I want to see your rack.
Send me your (clothed) BEWBS! (Seriously. No unfettered Melons, please.)
And yes! Men are welcome to join in. Ante up those PECS!
This post is up at 12:01AM CST, Tuesday June 3rd. You have until 10:00PM CST, Wednesday June 4th to photograph Your Rack in all its Glory, and send your photo to me: thelotuscarroll@gmail.com
That’s almost 2 whole days, so I better get lots of Awesome BEWBS and PECS in my inbox!
On Thursday, The Masses will excercise the Power of The Vote! That’s right… YOU will decide whose BEWBS or PECS I will send The Travelling T-Shirt to next! (By anonymous poll.)
Now grab your rack and your camera and get to it! I’m waiting!
*BEWBS*
(sorry, just wanted to type it one more time)






































































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