Posts Tagged Clothes
Clean the shirts on their backs by putting one on yours.
Posted by Lotus, aka Sarcastic Mom in Haiku, Making A Difference, Poetry on March 13, 2009
The putrid piles of
clothing in my house are proof
of this one truth: I
hate doing laundry.
But at least I have the means.
Some out there do not.
The term that is used
is “natural disaster.”
I’m sure the victims
feel anything but
natural picking up the
pieces of their lives.
I have not suffered
severe destruction but
just thinking about
the devastation
after floods, hurricanes, and
twisters, I shudder.
At such desperate
times, I can imagine that
all help is welcome.
Tide is offering
practical help to those who
need it in this way:
You buy a shirt here;
proceeds provide clothes cleaning
service for victims.
So now even if
I am not cleaning my own
family’s clothing…
I can take comfort
in knowing that I’m helping
clean laundry elsewhere. 
I got yer hawt right here.
Posted by Lotus, aka Sarcastic Mom in Uncategorized on January 26, 2008
This week’s Showin’ Off On Saturday Challenge is brought to you by The Hawtalucion - the movement to become “uninvisible.”
Dawn has challenged us all to put together one outfit from clothes we already own that makes us feel good. We are to “step away from the sweatpants” and Get.Hawt.
Hm. Okay. Go into my closet. Find something to wear… that makes me look good. I may have forgotten how to do this.
I mean. Um. This is what I look like on any given day:
Except I put on a bra for you, to take this picture. You.Do.Not. want to see The Rack unfettered. Trust me. I mean – if you were to do something awesome while I was sans bra, and my hands were full? I could STILL get a nice clapping sound going for you just by jumping up and down. Let that mull for a minute. Wait for it… wait for it… there’s the look of disgust I was expecting. Alright!
Okay… going into the closet… be right back…
I did it! Got clothes from the closet! How do I look!?
What’s that you say? Ohhh. They have to be MY clothes? I can’t choose from John’s side of the closet? Darn. Ok.
So. I guess these are out of the question, then, too?
Darn! I was having so much fun doing this….
Going back to the closet…
Ok! I have got to be looking hot by now! And these are all MY clothes! What do you think???
No way. This isn’t flattering? Hm. I have clearly forgotten how to put an outfit together.
Sexy… I’m trying to look sexy, right?
So, should I wear one of these? Which one?
OH. WAIT. NONE OF THESE FIT ME ANYMORE. Thanks, Kevin&Leroy and Pattie.
Ok, let me try one more time.
I went into the bedroom looking for these GREAT polka dotted pants I have… but I tripped and fell and this mess got on me:
And somehow, I think this may be what we were going for?
Wait! Let’s see…Oh. Yes. The Rack approves.
And The Arse doesn’t look half bad!
And the shoes? Come on, baby. Yeah.
It’s a winner!
Check Out My Rack
Posted by Lotus, aka Sarcastic Mom in BEWBS/The Rack, Giveaway on November 26, 2007
It has never looked finer than it does right now, with one of these badass shirts gracing it!
I know what you might be thinking.
“But Lotus, your rack is splendid every day!”
While this may be true, you cannot deny the added glory of the LTDchix shirt.
Have you seen these shirts? GO LOOK AT THEM.
And GUESS WHAT!?
You have the chance to win one.*
That’s right. All you have to do is leave a comment on this post, and by the end of the week, one of you lucky commenters will be randomly chosen to win a free LTDchix shirt! You get to choose the one you like and the lovely ladies of LTDchix (Nina and Cindi) will send it to you, free of charge. (does not include the thermals, sorry!)
These shirts really make a statement that any mom can identify with.
If you’re a mom, you’ll love them! If you’re not a mom, I guarantee that you know a mom that would love one – win her Christmas present now!
Moms:
Remember when you were pregnant for the first time, and dreaming of the wonderful motherhood journey you would experience? You were going to have a little bundle of joy and raise and nurture him/her to be a happy, loving child… living happily ever after, etc…
Then reality set in. Now you’re wise to the Pooperiffic, Drooly, Screamalicious truth of it all!
You juggle seventy-three hundred things in your head at once, never sleep, and have dirty laundry shooting out your butt.
You are/will be a nanny, maid, wetnurse, cook, bus boy, chauffer, dispute resolution advisor, janitor, nurse, and more!
The fairy-tail dream you once had sometimes feels like a nightmare.
Once you’re ACTUALLY a mom, you realize what a fantasy you were mentally creating for yourself while you were pregnant. But the great thing is, that even once your fantasy is completely obliterated, it’s still the best life you’ve ever lived!
Truly Amazing.
That is what these shirts celebrate. With one of them on, you can show everyone that you’re “Living the Dream!”
And now let’s close with another look at my rack.
PS: Mention this giveaway in a post and link it back to this one, and get entered twice!**
Yeah, I know, lists/ugh. I've always been bad at accepting compliments, and this is no different. I was surprised and honored by this - someone thinks I've done a good job. Icky Listness aside, that makes me smile. :-)lotus works
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