Posts Tagged Cookies
The Elves Came Early
Posted by Lotus, aka Sarcastic Mom in Depression, Friends, Love, Making A Difference, Mental/Emotional on December 24, 2008
They told some of my friends to send me things… they all chose things that would comfort me… how did they know? Now these are good friends…
Like my Cheese, Fruit & Cookies-Giving Friend…
She even put in presents for Braden to keep him distracted.
Or my Coffee-Giving Friend…
Gorgeous Tumbler and Charged Card so I can buy coffee and get free internet access at Starbucks. Me time!
*faints*
Or how about my Beautiful Soaps & Chapsticks-Giving Friend?
This was so perfect for me… I have a chapstick addiction. Do you know what I mean? Anyone?
And who can overlook my Chocolate & HooHaa Care-Giving Friend?
Gotta love a pad with BEWBS drawn on the wrapper. Also? Don’t touch my Russell Stover German Black Forest Truffle or you will draw back a nub.
And then I will rip off your nub and bludgeon you with it.
Yes, it’s that serious.
So, Nub Bludgeoning aside… would you be willing to give me a gift? Do me a favor right now and gift me this Christmas by doing something for someone else.
It’s really easy; all you have to do is click a link.
That’s right. I want you to click a link. Until the end of December, every time you click this link, or load any of the other pages on that website, you help earn ad revenue, 100% of which will be donated to a non-profit charity called “To Write Love on Her Arms.” (You can check the charity out here. Make a donation, buy a shirt. I’m going to buy a shirt… I’ll post photos of me in it later, even.)
They are “dedicated to presenting hope and finding help for those struggling with depression, addiction, self-injury, and suicide.”
So, from a person depressed as she’s ever been this Christmas, please click. Click as many times as you feel moved to click, between now and the end of December 2008.
If you click right now, leave a comment on that post, then come back to me and tell me you did it. It’s like my Christmas present. But even if you don’t feel like coming back, just click anyway, ok?
Merry Christmas, to all of you. And thank you.
Oh, Those Eyes…
Posted by Lotus, aka Sarcastic Mom in My Son, Parenting on October 29, 2008
Somehow, those eyes even override the disgustingness that is Crusty Sick Nose.
They also help him get away with crap like this.
Yeah. He can reach stuff on the counters.
Fatten The Assen
Posted by Lotus, aka Sarcastic Mom in Uncategorized on March 6, 2008
When Dawn did it recently, I found out about this:
So today I’m going to join in, because I freakin’ love me some food and some face-hole fillin’.
Today’s recipe request from Natural Mommy (as per her schedule) is:
Um, do cookies count as snacks? Because I have a kickass cookie recipe that’s definitely unhealthy. And you want it. Trust me.
I made them for the first time this past Christmas, and John was in love. This is a special cookie. We will only ever make it at Christmas, to preserve the specialosity. Besides, it’s a family tradition.
My mom has made these cookies every year at Christmas for as long as I can remember, and they are my all-time favorite cookies. Why are they my ATF Cookies? Well, because, they’re THE BEST COOKIES EVER. Seriously. Like, make you want to lock yourself in a closet with a batch of them and touch yourself while you eat them kind of cookies.
You’re rolling your eyes. Clearly, you do not understand.
But make these as your next sinful, unhealthy snack, and you will bow down to the wonder of:
But be careful. One too many of these contributed to Kevin & Leroy.
Yeah, I know, lists/ugh. I've always been bad at accepting compliments, and this is no different. I was surprised and honored by this - someone thinks I've done a good job. Icky Listness aside, that makes me smile. :-)lotus works
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