Posts Tagged crotch
The Ghost of Crotchmas Past
Posted by Lotus, aka Sarcastic Mom in Humor, Miscellaneous Blabbering on December 25, 2008
I am far too much of a lazy douche to give you an original post today.***
Instead, I give you last year’s Merry Crotchmas photo:

MERRY CROTCHMAS TO YOU ALL, MAH BELOVED BEESHES.
psssst… keep clicking….
***Mail all angry rants to me at:
Lotus “Lazy Douche” Carroll
1234 Like I Give A Shit Trl
Nashville, TN 56789
Nice Guy vs. Crazy Crotch Lady
Posted by Lotus, aka Sarcastic Mom in Humor, Husband on December 14, 2007
A few quick notes:
Picked up the bow for John’s Christmas present today.
To the woman who saw me “trying it on,” I am sorry you had to see that. Also, I am sorry your kids saw that, too, because I am sure they asked you, “Why was that lady holding a bow up to her privates?” And it’s not like you needed ONE MORE question to answer from the kids.
To the man who ran all the way from the register to where my quick walkin’ booty had gotten by then, thank you SO MUCH for bringing me the two bags of groceries that I paid for and almost completely lost. You reminded me that there are still nice people in the world. Rock on, Mr. Running With Bags Man. I love you.
That is all.



















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