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Age of Aquarius
Posted by Lotus, aka Sarcastic Mom in Guest Post, Making A Difference on July 7, 2008
Hey there, remember me? I’m Dawn from Alex Year Two.
No?
Let me remind you:
Riiight. Now you remember them me.
I am in desperate need of your help. It’s vital people. VITAL.
It’s even more important than (then?) when I asked for advice about what color to paint my toenails.
This is about hair.
Once upon a time, I was featured on Hair Thursday. (You’ll have to click over for this – kinda like a scavenger hunt – I’m on the bottom.)
Now the beautiful Sarah gave me great advice, then my life blew up and I am just now ready to tackle this here hair situation.
Kicked in the ass by this photo taken by my husband, Scout.
I’ve worked on taking better care of it so it looks less frizzola.
(hotel wallpaper – NOT my own bathroom.)
Sarah gave me conservative cutting advice (because I came off like a chicken shizzle in my email) – and I totally trust her. But then I found out about Pantene’s Beautiful Lengths …. 8 inches off my hair …. hm ….
I found someone to cut my hair, she’s never touched my hair before. This makes me a little nervous.
I’m committed to coloring my hair – it’s a good change. I’m waffling on whether or not I should follow my Hair Thursday advice to the letter or if I should chop off a big ole pony tail for the greater good.
First 100 voters get a chance to control my destiny! Big reveal will be at BlogHer!
When Dawn isn’t flashing her BEWBS over here, she struts her stuff over at Alex Year Two. After you vote about her hair, hop over there and read her adventures with Alex, Scout, and… drunk santa? Hm….
The BEWBS Just Keep Showing Up
Posted by Lotus, aka Sarcastic Mom in Awards, BEWBS/The Rack on June 10, 2008
The Travelling T-Shirt is on the way to its next Bloggie Stop: Kaiser Mommy.
Dawn is the owner of the Fabulous Rack (BEWBS!) that all of you wonderful readers voted as best.
CONGRATULATIONS, DAWN!
Official Acceptance Speech From Dawn:
I’d like to thank the academy of wonderful Sarcasticmom.com readers who voted for me, my husband for always offering to hold mah bewbs for me when the load is too heavy, my son for encouraging me to carry him all the time to build my arm muscles, I’d like to thank God for um … blessing? …. me with porn star dimensions naturally, I’d like to thank contestant #12 for giving me such a run for my money – I voted for you, you HAWT thing! and finally, (music plays …) I’d like to thank my Panache Tango II Superbra for supporting me all these years! Thank You All!
Let’s not forget our 2 fabulous runners up! Congratulations, BEWBS Ladies!
Second Place: Nikki, Secrets of a Black Heart
Third Place: Tena, My Therapy
Now, I may be a total assbrain for so many reasons, they would not even fit on this page to think it would be a prize for someone to guest post here. But I’d love to harass these three fine ladies into guest posting… you know, so that we can get to know them a bit more now that you have all given them accolades for their, um, obvious endowments. 
What do you say? Let’s get to know the BRAINS behind our winning BEWBS!
An honorable mention goes to a sweet, sassy, and silly friend of mine, Angie, who didn’t want to be considered since she’s not officially blogging yet. Instead, she just wanted to send me her Bouncin’ Preggo BEWBS just for fun. Everyone needs a friend like that, right? 
Here’s her Rack:
On to the next bit of BEWBS Business. (Have you noticed yet how much I like to type, “BEWBS?”)
There was a slight BEWB Mishap in putting together the Best Chest Voting Post. EEEEK!
These BEWBS got lost in my inbox!
And these BEWBS got eaten by my website’s Spam Filter!
It is SO very sad when BEWBS lose their way. *sniff*
In order to make it up to these BEWBS, I’m offering “You Didn’t Even Have A Chance, And That’s Not Fair!” consolation prizes to their owners. Each will receive a Brookstone Floating Photo Frame.
How does it work?
It’s Magic, Dummy. Just like a fine rack.
Last bit of BEWBS Business (for now):
These BEWBS…
…made me laugh so.very.much.
And the fabulous woman (”Mr. Lady“) who owns them has so many creative words of wonderfulness and hilarity on a regular basis that if you’re not subscribed to her website, you are missing out, and should go over there and do that. Now.
For veritably choking me with laughter when I saw her last minute entry into the Best Chest Contest, I am going to give the owner of those BEWBS what she needs. A T-Shirt.
A John Carroll T-Shirt.
Kudos to the designer
These are no longer manufactured, baby, so that’s a collectors item.
Thank you again to all the wonderful contestants who were willing to humor me and entertain you by submitting their upper torsos! You guys rock!
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The rest of the story…
Posted by Lotus, aka Sarcastic Mom in Uncategorized on March 14, 2008
This past week has been
very long and so tiring.
There is much to tell.
To make long story
short, please read this post and then
come back and finish.
Okay. Now you know
the heart of the mold problem.
And you are outraged?
Asked to terminate
lease last Friday, but we were
ignored all week long.
We figured that we
will leave here no matter what;
need a place to live.
Well, we’ve been looking
for a house to rent all week,
so we can leave here.
Over and over
we “just missed” getting a house -
“Someone else got it.”
So much FRUSTRATION.
Home, John started falling ill.
So hard to keep going.
Found another one
and looked at it on Wednesday.
We really liked it.
While we were in it
looking around, a woman
walked in to look, too.
Would she beat us to
apply, taking the house off
the market once more?
Like I said it’s been
such a very long week and
my wits were frazzled.
I had crying fests.
We gave written documents
to our manager.
The documents were
strongly worded and we gave
them prints of photos.
Wednesday night I was
just ready to fall asleep.
Awake was too hard.
But I saw that there
are friends here who want to help
us leave this HELLHOLE.
Angie rocks my rack here.
And tells you how you can help
us move away, too.
Victoria, too!
She’s also trying to help
me get Braden out.
And Dawn! She posted
so that people would see the
ways to help us out.
I cried last night and
it was the good kind of cry.
I felt loved by them.
They say it’s darkest
before the dawn, and that means
get ready for good?
I wasn’t ready.
In fact, I was thinking that
the worst would happen.
Today we got news.
Owner will let us out of
lease with no more pay!
I cried, crapped my pants,
and did a dance of joy, all
at the same time. Wow.
Also, guess what else?
Application was approved!
A home to move to!
Now we just have to
cough up the savings to move
and pay for that place.
If you want to help,
Donate on the sidebar or
do this or do this.
(To paypal donate
leave a comment on the form,
“Use money to move.”)
Thank you so much to
all who have already helped
and supported us.
True friends gather round
when a person is in need.
I am bowled over.
Dawn’s sharing VD with me.
Posted by Lotus, aka Sarcastic Mom in Uncategorized on February 14, 2008
Wednesday, Dawn got in her car with her lil’ package-o-cute (aka Alex):
And drove through suck weather from there to here.
And we’re gonna share Valentines Day with one another.
Because if two people can smack together pictures of themselves like this:
That’s just what they should do.
And it’s not a bad idea to eat heart-shaped dinner thingies.
Oh, of course, I don’t have any pictures of when Alex and Braden went to sleep, and we had a naked pillow fight. Sorry.
Yeah, I know, lists/ugh. I've always been bad at accepting compliments, and this is no different. I was surprised and honored by this - someone thinks I've done a good job. Icky Listness aside, that makes me smile. :-)lotus works
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