Definitely Good For The Kids
From time to time, I try to get involved in something that isn’t entirely self-absorbed. It’s really hard, because I’m a lazy, narcissistic douchebag most of the time.
Today, I’m going to step out of my Lotus Burrito (get it? I’m all wrapped up in ME!) for a few moments and talk about a Blogger Challenge designed to help raise money for public schools.
Deep South Moms has accepted the 2008 Donors Choose Bloggers Challenge.
I am fully supporting this, and I’d like to ask you for your support as well. You can see the widget on my left sidebar, and if you’d like to help, you can grab that widget, too. Just click HERE. Placing that widget on your sidebar, and especially posting about it, will help!
Of course, giving a donation to one of the proposals at the DSM Donors Choose Challenge page would be greatly appreciated. There is no donation too small or too big when we’re talking about supporting the education of our children.

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To motivate you to give, I’m teaming up with Good For The Kids to offer you a prize. You’ll have a chance to win a $40 Gift Certificate to Good For The Kids for helping out HERE with a donation.
Click through HERE, choose a proposal from that page, and make the donation of your choice. Afterwards, come back here and tell me you donated and you’ll be entered into the pool from which the winner will be drawn.
All who make a donation HERE in the next two weeks and comment here that that they have done so will be entered into the pool of possible winners. You have a chance to enter from now until 11:59PM, CST October 15th, 2008.
On October 16th, one entrant will be randomly drawn and will receive the $40 GFTK Gift Certificate.
If your name is drawn as the winner but you did not actually make a donation, we will draw another winner.
So, come on! Help Deep South Moms and me do something Good For The Kids!
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For more information about the Deep South Moms 2008 Donors Choose Bloggers Challenge, visit here.
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Hai! Ku’ould you give me your attention for a moment?
- At August 14, 2008
- By Lotus, aka Sarcastic Mom
- In Haiku, Poetry
35
Today I help out
an absent friend by writing.
Please click here to see.
In the mood for a
“full” Lotus Post? Click HERE then.
First D-S-M Post!
And now I want your
opinion. What is hotter?
Short hair or long hair?
I’m stuck. Can’t decide
what to do with my own hair.
Tell me what to do!
That’s right. Order me
around. You know you want to.
Hahahahaha!
P-S: Go for it.
It isn’t often that I’m
submissive, you know.
Good gosh, this Haiku’s
going in weird directions.
Better end it now!
Where I ramble on and lose your interest.
(If your eyes glaze halfway through, at least read the last bit, okay? Pinky swear you will.)
So, I wanted to make a clarification after yesterday’s post.
No one emailed me or commented anything to move me to do so, btw. I just tumble things around in my head a lot, and sometimes lots of things occur to me about what I’ve said that did not originally ocurr to me. Okay, sometimes? ALL the time.
Call me slow on the uptake, or something. Just don’t call me, “Fluffly McNutterButter.” Don’t ask. Just don’t call me that.
I wanted to make sure that people understand that I really do love being a mother. I am not committing myself to making my family suffer so that I can do this writing/blogging thing.
[The only thing I would willingly make my family suffer for is a free Dyson. I'd strap their asses to a medievel torture rack for one. Or railroad ties. Or dangle them from a balcony in front ot the media. You know, anything incredibly dangerous and irresponsibly insane. DYSON PEOPLE, are you paying ANY attention to me yet?!]
In no way am I saying, “I’m willing to deny Braden the time with me that he needs, because I just feel like hangin’ out over here being selfish and stuff with my keyboard and typish thingies and my digital camera whatsidoogie.” And somehow, I feel the need to blow a valley-girlesque bubblegum bubble and pop it with my cherry red press-on nails afer the way I just typed the previous quote. But I have neither bubble gum nor press-on nails, so I’m gonna have to miss out on that for now.
If I did think, for one minute, that writing for this website, or any other, was doing detriment to Braden as a person, or harming our family, I would drop off The Mighty Interwebs. In a heartbeat. But honestly, I just don’t think that’s the case. Not here, anyway. So that’s not what’s happening.
What I am going to be doing is enlisting John to help me carve out some specific time to work on things of the “me” variety. I’ve been trying really hard to juggle everything on my own, and what has ended up happening is a lot of not sleeping very much and letting myself get run down. Generally, I’ve been staying up very late to work on things around here, and frankly, that just makes me a crappy mother, because it shortens my fuse considerably. I need to be gettin’ my ass in bed at an hour that would make any grandma proud.
All apologies to any Rock’nRoll Grandmas who might have been offended by that last statement.
Also, a couple of you made reference to the “job” I referred to in yesterday’s post. I wanted to point out that I wasn’t talking about a “real” job so much as I was talking about this website. It’s my “not really paid” job (unless you count the ad revenue, and really, that ain’t sendin’ Braden to college, ya dig?)… but it’s a job, because I put myself on a schedule and I expect a certain level of performance from myself. Does that make sense? Not that I make it unpleasant by doing that, because it’s still my website and I can do/write/say/post/etc anything I want. That’s liberating. But expecting a certain standard of things (stop laughing at me for saying I have standards) from myself here also makes this something to me that is important, and not just a plaything.
And that means something to me, inside. Ya dig? It’s like what a “real” job does for your psyche.
That being said? I do have a couple of fun new gigs starting up, thank you so much for asking! :-P Neither is a paying gig, either. Either I’m a glutton for punishment, an Attention Whore, or I really do enjoy this whole “writing thing.” You decide.
So…
I’m officially one of four contributing authors on a new ”Moms” column, “From the Mouths of Babes,” at Quirkee.com. Please check the website, and the column, out. There are great writers and cartoonists there, and quality content you are bound to enjoy! I’ll be publishing a piece there every fourth Thursday (starting THIS Thursday!). On other Thursdays, you’ll find great stuff on our column by the lovely and talented ”Babes,” Piper, Kadi, and dKaye, as well as many other articles and interesting content across the board on the website.
I’m also on the cusp of being a contributing author for Deep South Moms, a blog that is part of the Silicon Valley Moms Group. The site abounds with amazing women writers, as do the other blogs in the group. Lovelies you’ll find contributing at DSM include the ladies of Queen of Shake-Shake, BlondeMomBlog, Milkbreath & Margaritas, Mommy Needs Coffee and many more. There is definitely a “tall glass of southern sass” being served up there daily. So mosey on over yonder, ya’ll, take a load off and have a look’see.
So, there ya have it. Much more than you wanted to read about me and my thoughts, dreams, and plans on a random Tuesday.
What’s up in your life this lovely Tuesday, eh?




