One step closer to being free of Doodie Duty.

The potty has moved
slowly across the first floor
towards the bathroom

for a short time now,
and yesterday something cool
happened in that room.

A certain little
boy ran in, looked around and
chose the higher stool.

He WANTS to pee on
the toilet now and can do
it all by himself!

Now if we can just
address this annoying thing
called “shitting in pants.”

I really want to do this a second time? Pfffft.

“Yes, I can potty
all by myself, Momma, see?”
*So, excited, proud.*

“Psych, fooled you, haha!
I can do it, but now I
just don’t feel like it!”

“Instead, I’m gonna
crap every night and pee on
the floor every day!”

“Yet another piece
of The Plan in action! Soon
you’ll crack completely!”

Potty Training Bull
is enough to make me sure
that one kid’s enough.