BEWB Fest 09 Winners!

It has been a crazy week of staring at bewbies/mewbies and smiling/laughing/drooling.

People had a lot to say about Bewb Fest 09!

“Waking up at 5 to write. Taking bets. Will I write, go back to sleep, or vote on bewbs?”
–@Neilochka

“Voting is like Sophie’s Choice, but the tears are tears of wonder.”
–@debontherocks

“The entire male class of Indy Law 2009 is now voting on bewbs.”
–@mooshinindy

“Hubs called @ lunch: “Whatcha doin’?” Me: Looking at Boobs.”
–@some1s_sista

“#bewbfest09 FTW!”
–@aaronvest

“RE: #bewbfest09 my husband says: You guys are funny. (pause) Show me yours. #snort”
–@VDog

“My blog stats are down today and I’m blaming you!”
–@TwentyFour

“Ladies of the Bewbfest, I thank you. You’re all beautiful. I’m like a kid in a candy store. Y’know, if all the candy was boobs.”
–@karlerikson

“What did we twitter about before #bewbfest09? I have forgotten.”
–@undomesticdiva

“I’m totally in it for the bewbs. Bewbs make the world go round!”
–@GeekByMarriage

“Even if there was no prize or contest at all, the holiness of bewbs was upon us.”
–@Zoeyjane

Amen.

Thanks SO much to all of you who entered your BEWBS and MEWBS into BEWB FEST 09. You all are clearly brave and have a great sense of humor. Thank you for playing!

Thank you to the Sponsors! It was nice to offer some fun prizes this year. Please visit them, m’kay?

I have worked out one slight change to the prizes which I think adds a slice of total fairness and gratitude to the BEWBs prize plate, so to speak.  More on that in a minute…

Winner and 2 Runners Up get prizes (see here) —

Our BEWBs Winner is: #25, Miss Grace of Miss Grace’s Disgrace

She receives the autographed t-shirt from Kaiser Mommy, a lovely lingerie prize, and takes her place in the BEWB Fest Hall of Fame!

First Runner Up: #10, Anissa of Hope4Peyton

Second Runner Up: #04, Laura of Adventures in Juggling

And the slice of fairness and gratitude? We have a Wild-Card Winner, drawn using the random integer generator from the pool of those left after Winner, 1st RU & 2nd RU were identified by the results of the poll. Because you know what? ALL BEWBS deserve a chance at a prize for being brave enough to bounce on the web.

This person gets a Wild-Card Prize. Click to visit the Sponsors/Prizes Page to see what it is.

Wild-Card Winner: #15, Megan of Undomestic Diva

The  MEWBs Winner gets a place in the MEWBs Hall of Fame – and hey, that’s pretty sweet, right? Right!

MEWBS Winner is: #01, Busy Dad of Busy Dad Blog

Again, thank you so very much to everyone who entered, and all of you who celebrated this Bewbtastic event.

Now, next year? New rules. More prizes, bigger excitement. It’s all in the works. Is it bad that I already can’t wait?

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BEWB FEST 09

It’s the moment you’ve been awaiting all year, I just know it.  It’s TIME to vote for the BEST BEWBS/MEWBS of 2009!

Remember to see the scoop on prizes and check out BF09 Sponsors, button up, and then make your vote count here for the best BEWBs/MEWBs of your fellow internet denizens.

Thanks so much to the following BEWB Contestants:

Alison of RN-Mom
Amy@TasteLikeCrazy of Taste Like Crazy
Anissa of Hope4Peyton
Barefoot Foodie of The Barefoot Foodie
Betsey Booms of Betsey Booms
Carie of Our Crooked Tree
Catherine of Her Bad Mother
Dawn of Kaiser Mommy
Deb of DowneastSmurfette
Earth Mommy of Behind the Stall Door
Elissa of Punk Rock Parents
Gina of My Very Last Nerve
Haley-O of Cheaty Monkey
Jenny on the Spot of Jenny on the Spot
Jill’s Charming Two of Charming & Delightful
Just Jinny of A Girl in the Real World
Karen Sugarpants of Karen Sugarpants
Kim of Frog Ponds Rock
Laura of Adventures in Juggling
Linda of Short Pump Preppy
madnessisay of Madness, Madness I Say!
Malia of live .laugh. love.
Maria of Immoral Matriarch
Maria of Mommy Melee
Megan of Undomestic Diva
Mishi of Secret Agent Mama
Miss of Just Miss
Miss Grace of Miss Grace’s Disgrace
Mrs. C-to-Be of Headed in the Right Direction
Mrs. Flinger of Mrs. Flinger, Little Black Dress Edition
Padme
*pixie* of Artist Mother Teacher
Sam (temptingmama) of Temporarily Me Dot Com
Sarahviz of In The Trenches of Mommyhood
SarahInMI of This Mom’s Wired
@sendchocolate of Send Chocolate
Shaboom
@Shash of Diary of a Crazed Mommy
Summer of Wired for Noise
Tena of My Therapy
The Hotfessional of My Life as a Hotfessional
VDog of Room 704
Veronica of Sleepless Nights
Zoeyjane of Mommy is Moody

(list in alphabetical order – does NOT match the order of BEWB photos)

Voting Poll follows these BEWBalicious photos… You can pick up to THREE Pair of BEWBS each time, and you can vote every day through June 30th.

18 is a placeholder, ignore #18. What, you thought I could count properly while looking at all these BEWBS? Please.

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Sarcastic Mom sho ’nuff do love the menfolks, so we have MEWBs as well!

A great big, over-enthusiastic THANK YOU to the following MEWB Contestants:

Artist formerly known as “Make It A Double”
Busy Dad of Busy Dad Blog
Chris Mann of Chris Mann Music
“CrackahMoto”
Josh of Raging Dad

(list is in alphabetical order – does NOT match the order of MEWB photos)

Voting Poll follows the MEWBtastic Chestiness… Pick your favorite MEWBS and vote every day through June 30th!

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Don’t forget to display a button to support BEWB Fest 09 – and remember, you can vote every day!



Please note that this now annual Bewb Fest developed independently and with no prior knowledge of Boobiethon, and is not meant to copy, diminish, or devalue the work that is being done there. Bewb Fest is for fun because I love women and I love bewbies. Note the Boobiethon button on the sidebar and visit them to see what they are about. It’s a great cause. Helping save women’s lives is never a bad idea.

BEWB Fest 09 – Call for submissions!

Have you been longing to take a photo of your BEWBs/MEWBs but just didn’t know what on earth you’d do with it?

That’s why I’m here, people. To help you solve these kinds of crises.

It’s time for BEWB Fest 09!

That’s right… last year we voted for Best BEWBs in honor of Lightning’s Traveling T-Shirt.

Kaiser Mommy won; Nikki & Tena were runners up!

And with that began the idea for BEWB Fest, which is now an annual event at Casa SarcMom.

This year, we have a separate MEWBs Category (Man Boobs, Pecs, Male Chest, get the idea?) – because Sarcastic Mom loves the menfolks and is all about inclusion. We don’t leave out any chests here!

All sizes and types of BEWBs/MEWBs are welcome and appreciated here.

So get our your camera, and photograph your dirty pillows, ladies. Shine up that lens and snap a good one of your pec area, dudes.

And then send those suckas to me via bewbfest@gmail.com

Rules for Photo Submission:

1. BEWBs need to be tastefully covered in some way. This ain’t no nipple show, ladies. Sorry.

2. MEWBs can be covered or uncovered. Yes, we are all about double standards here at BEWB Fest. Deal with it or #suckit.

3. Please send me only ONE photo of your BEWBs/MEWBs. I know you are a gifted photographer, and your chestal area looks awesome from many angles. Choose your favorite and send me that one.

4. Please make sure your photograph is no larger than 550px wide, and no smaller than 300px wide. Please, good quality.

5. No text anywhere on the photo, please!

6. I’m sure your face is what dreams are made of. Let us dream. NO FACES IN PHOTOS!

7. Your email to bewbfest@gmail.com should include: your photo, your preferred name/screen identity, your blog name and URL (if you have one)

This year’s fabulous BEWB Fest Sponsors?

Please click over to this page to see who they are and what you’re playing for.

I will take photo submissions through June 22, 2009. Voting will open on June 24, 2009 and run through June 30.  The winners will be announced on July 1, 2009.

Now go go go, photograph them bewbies/mewbies!