My Homies

Braden James here again.  All I have to do is offer that Mommy can take a nap, and I’m in.  This manipulation stuff is WAY too easy.  (Case in Point: I’ve just learned that I can give hugs and bat my eyelashes to get out of trouble.)

Recently, I asked some darn fine ladies to tell me a little more about themselves, and they did not disappoint.  Further proof that The Womenz love me.

A fellah has to keep up the rels with the ladies… but you never leave out your homies – yer dudez, man.

So, this is a chance for all my dudez to talk a little about what we do best – Cause Trouble.

Guys – Let’s talk about the thing we enjoy most.  Driving our parental units NUTS.  Outline your best techniques for shattering the minds of your Mommy/Daddy.  Tell us the stories of your complete domination of the homestead.

My personal outline (aka The Plan) is HERE.

(You can also see Mommy whining here, here, and here.)

And, in fact, for the past 2 nights, I’ve messed with Daddy’s head BAD.  I usually go to sleep for him like a champ.  I refused to go to sleep for anyone but Mommy (read: NOT for Daddy) for the past 2 nights. 

But you just wait.  Just when Mommy’s head is starting to feel all bloated, I’m totally going to spazz on her, too.  I’m just waiting for Daddy to hit the road again this weekend, so she won’t have anyone to turn to when I do it.  Total Domination.  Completely Ruin Her Mind. 

That’s what THE PLAN is all about.

I’m callin’ on:

Adam
(*sigh* Mommy stumbled in here and says you better go vote for his Daddy at the Blogger’s Choice Awards… go back to sleep, Mommy!)

Alex
(*SIGH* Mommy won’t leave until I tell you to vote for his Mommy at the Blogger’s Choice Awards, too.)

Amos

Carson

The Boy

The Conqueror

The “Little Monkeys” (any/all of them!)

The Mayor (His Mommy just told of his awesome Mind Wrecking powers.)

The Onion

Show me how you dominate The Parents!

 

 

For all other Toddlers out there: Even if you were not tagged, but are reading this post:

1) Congratulations on hijacking the computer.
2) Leave a Parental Domination/Mind Destruction tip for fellow Toddlers in comments.

Viva Los Toddlers!
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