Googleballsuckery. Yep.

A week ago I
noticed that Feedburner was
consumed by Google.

Google purchased them
quite some time ago, yes, but
now they’re moving feeds.

Feedburner clients
must move all feeds to Google
lest they be destroyed.

Everyone’s all,
“O-M-G! I’m so scared! Don’t
want to move my feed!”

I was hesitant
but the threat of losing it
all drove me to act.

Know what Google is?
An Internet Overlord.
Better watch my back.

Speak of them poorly
and they might wipe me off the
Internet for good!

Screw it. I’m talkin.
Yesterday they totally
assed up my blog feed.

They dumped all my links
from Del.icio.us on it,
without my say so!

Readers were confused.
Probably a bit annoyed.
And me? Well I was

just really happy
that I keep all my Asian
porn on Digg instead.

(between you and me?
this Googleballsuckery
is pissing me off.)

You can slap me around if you want to.

9:15PM, CST: UPDATE!  I will NOT be dicking around with anything, so no worries!  And put yo’ slappin’ hand away!

AND, have I mentioned how much I LOVE Le Binky Bitch?  SHE ROCKS.

So, this is a HUGE APOLOGY to everyone who has already changed their subscriptions for me.  It was SO VERY, VERY NICE of you who have done that to do it for me.

But I am going to be messing with my feedburner feed address in just a little while, and if I do what I think I’m going to do, you will have to re-subscribe AGAIN.

I KNOW, I KNOW!  I suck!  But please, please bear with me while I figure all this stuff out.  Some things have occurred to me tonight that didn’t occur to me yesterday, because I’m sometimes, well, an idiot.

 If I do change it, you will have to come to the site via the address and resubscribe. PLEASE!

And like I said, you can slap me around if you want to.

I might actually kind of like it though.

Burn, Baby, Burn!

I like to play with fire.

Once, my dad got ultra P-O’d at me for playing “camping” outside on a winter day. Why would that make a dad mad? Because of the part where I built a campfire right up against the house.

What?

Anyway, that’s not really the point. I like to wander off-topic sometimes.

I wanted to tell everyone that I just went and FeedBurned my blog feed.

“What the heck are you talking about?”

It’s this thingy that can be used with your site’s feed, and blahblahblah… but the reason why I’m telling you is that I don’t know if it’s going to:

A) Mess up the feeds for CURRENT subscribers
B) Mess everything up in general.

SO… if you subscribe to my feed, and something seems weird… you may need to re-subscribe or something. I apologize for the suckness of that. Please stick with me!

I love you, and stuff!

Don’t make me come play “camping” at your house.

(it is entirely likely that nothing sucky will come of the whole new feed thingie. I just wanted to warn, in case)

Also, you will notice on the sidebar that you can easily subscribe with options there, even via e-mail notification! Pretty swanky, eh?