Wishing the “easy” button really existed.

I’m a bit stressed out.
have you ever wanted to
unplug entirely?

I kind of want to
throw all my “technology”
out the damn window.

Not because I don’t
love it, but because I can’t
make it work right – ARGH.

On the serious? Stop it, Braden.

I know that Braden
really loves me when he makes
the special effort

to work up a crap
in the middle of the night.
Then he screams for me.

Have you ever crapped
just because you missed someone?
I am so fla-turd.

(insert eye roll here)