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Step two is crucial, really.

It wouldn’t be Christmas without this wonderful How-To from everyone’s favorite gifters.

There really is no occasion you can’t brighten with a dick in a box. And really, it would be nicer than getting a pap smear for Christmas or Hanukkah, right?

Also available on YouTube.

Merry Christmas to you all. May you find love and joy (and maybe even some genitals wrapped in pretty bows) today and for the rest of this season.

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A transformation.

It’s a ring.

When I’m asked what Christmas gift I remember the most, this ring is the first image that surfaces in my mind. One of the most beautiful opals I have ever seen sits like a regal queen atop a shining, golden band. On each side of her, like ladies in waiting, is a tiny diamond, twinkling playfully.

I am not obsessive about jewelry. I appreciate things of beauty, and with these types of decoration I tend to gravitate towards simplicity.

I had never before received expensive jewelry from a lover. I had never really desired it, to be honest. Regardless of that, I found this piece perfect. When I opened the box, I was floored and pleased.

It is beauty, basic and true. I loved it immediately, and still do.

A person special to me worried over the selection of this ring. He had labored over this choice, and this ring had spoken to him.

While it is certainly true that the ring is stunning, that is not why it is my most memorable gift. There is magic in my memory of this gift, but it is not because I received the ring on Christmas day.

The real magic lies in what it later became – an engagement ring. The man who painstakingly chose that gift for me did not know that later I would switch the hand on which the Queen Opal rode, as promise to marry him.

My most memorable Christmas gift was a pretty, shiny adornment that later transformed into a symbol of love, basic and true.

Beautiful.

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Today’s post is my answer to The Gift, a writing challenge at {W}rite-of-Passage.

The following people took the challenge, too.

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I was going to write about VD today, but I like this one better.

It’s Valentines Day.

I’m thinking of him today,
as I always will on this day.

He is so special to me.

I cherish…

The way it feels when he holds my hand.
The soft caress of his fingers on my cheek.
That special smell that is only his.

I love him in a way that I will never love anyone else.

When he sings to me my heart fills with joy.
Dancing with him is divine.

There’s something so intimate about sitting alone in the dark with him, his arms wrapped around me.

Every time he tells me he loves me, everything else is swept away.

I would do anything for him.

He is bound to me for eternity.

My son.

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On this day, 3 years ago, I found out I was pregnant.

I will never receive a more profound, meaningful, or loved gift.

I hope you can all remember to find meaning and love, too, wherever it waits for you in your lives.

No matter what day it is.

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The Ghost of Crotchmas Past

I am far too much of a lazy douche to give you an original post today.***

Instead, I give you last year’s Merry Crotchmas photo:
Merry Crotchmas

MERRY CROTCHMAS TO YOU ALL, MAH BELOVED BEESHES.




psssst… keep clicking….

***Mail all angry rants to me at:
Lotus “Lazy Douche” Carroll
1234 Like I Give A Shit Trl
Nashville, TN 56789

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