Posts Tagged gift
Step two is crucial, really.
Posted by Lotus, aka Sarcastic Mom in Humor, Video on December 25, 2009
It wouldn’t be Christmas without this wonderful How-To from everyone’s favorite gifters.
There really is no occasion you can’t brighten with a dick in a box. And really, it would be nicer than getting a pap smear for Christmas or Hanukkah, right?
Also available on YouTube.
Merry Christmas to you all. May you find love and joy (and maybe even some genitals wrapped in pretty bows) today and for the rest of this season.
I was going to write about VD today, but I like this one better.
Posted by Lotus, aka Sarcastic Mom in Love, My Son, Parenting, Pregnancy on February 14, 2009
It’s Valentines Day.
I’m thinking of him today,
as I always will on this day.
He is so special to me.
I cherish…
The way it feels when he holds my hand.
The soft caress of his fingers on my cheek.
That special smell that is only his.
I love him in a way that I will never love anyone else.
When he sings to me my heart fills with joy.
Dancing with him is divine.
There’s something so intimate about sitting alone in the dark with him, his arms wrapped around me.
Every time he tells me he loves me, everything else is swept away.
I would do anything for him.
He is bound to me for eternity.
My son.

On this day, 3 years ago, I found out I was pregnant.
I will never receive a more profound, meaningful, or loved gift.
I hope you can all remember to find meaning and love, too, wherever it waits for you in your lives.
No matter what day it is.
The Ghost of Crotchmas Past
Posted by Lotus, aka Sarcastic Mom in Humor, Miscellaneous Blabbering on December 25, 2008
I am far too much of a lazy douche to give you an original post today.***
Instead, I give you last year’s Merry Crotchmas photo:

MERRY CROTCHMAS TO YOU ALL, MAH BELOVED BEESHES.
psssst… keep clicking….
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Lotus “Lazy Douche” Carroll
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