I think the mayo was spoiled or something…

So, if you came by my website sometime on January 2nd, you probably got the feeling that something was not quite right.

You were given that strange feeling either by the huge black background and prominent red scorpion on the front page, the pictures of crying children and declaration to stop the killing in Palestine, or the approximately eleventy-million popup windows that tried to open so your computer could be infected with viral slime.

I mean, I’m just guessing.  It could have been something else.  Maybe you just ate a bad sandwich that day.

Hoping that the new year will bring with it change for the better is not met well with getting online for the first time in over 24 hours only to find that your site has been COMPLETELY hacked and replaced.

I almost threw up.  I cried.  I thought about just shutting down the website forever.  Seriously.

I climbed the walls.  I was VERY ANGRY.

I Twittered like crazy.  Remember the other day when I said how great Twitter is?  PEOPLE, TWITTER IS GAAAAHHHH-RATE.  I found help from people there!  The site is back up. Security measures have been taken, and more are being researched/planned/undertaken.

I wanted to apologize to anyone who experienced any inconvenience because of what happened.  I mean, it really wasn’t my fault (I didn’t make that bad sandwich you ate, yo), but I still feel pretty bad that the ugly happened on my turf, ya know?

I’m throwing out that bad mayo, and I’m hoping you never get a rotten sandwich here again.

Can we still be friends?