For some reason, the really cute widget that lets you see the alien baby in my uterus right now is being CRAPPY and it’s not working properly in the post. “No Widget Found,” it stupidly proclaims, when I try to include it in my post.

So click over to the website and look at my sidebar so you can Peeping Tom my uterus.

And you know you want to. Come on. Admit it.

It’s official – this lil’sprout is very, very new!  The pregnancy is considered to be 5 weeks along, although the baby has only been growing for 3 weeks.  (It has always annoyed me that the extra time b/w first day of last period and date of actual conception are added.  That is NOT how old my baby is, you crazy fools!)

*ahem*

So, like I was saying, Baby Number Two is 3 Weeks old.

Due dates are pretty notorious for actually meaning “this is the time of year AROUND WHICH your baby will be born.”  So, with that in mind, our official due date for Baby #2 is December 24, 2008. 

Yes.  Christmas Eve.

Please, save your groans.  If your birthday is in December and it has ruined your life b/c of the whole Christmas gifts instead of Birthday gifts/No one really cares about my birthday,Waaah! Thing, please save all your reprimands for someone else.  Someone who won’t think long and hard about mailing you a box o’ dog poop.

Honestly, I’ve been talking about mailing someone a box of dog poop for irritating me in some way or another for years now, people.  For YEARS.  And I have yet to do it!

Don’t pick Pregnancy Time to test me. 

(By the way, have I ever mentioned that I become a totally defensive, boorish, fight-picking hag when I’m pregnant?  No?   Well,  I do.)

*pause*

(Ok, so I just have something to blame my usual personality on when I’m actually pregnant.  SHUT.UP.)

So, yes.  I’ve worried a little bit that my kid will be very annoyed with me for letting Daddy “bang me and knock me up” at this time of year.

But in the end, I’m sure I will do SO MANY MORE things that he/she will hate me for.

So, I’m going with not caring about this one right now. 

Cool?  Cool.

Now give me something to eat. I’M STARVING.