Step two is crucial, really.
- At December 25, 2009
- By Lotus, aka Sarcastic Mom
- In Humor, Video
2
It wouldn’t be Christmas without this wonderful How-To from everyone’s favorite gifters.
There really is no occasion you can’t brighten with a dick in a box. And really, it would be nicer than getting a pap smear for Christmas or Hanukkah, right?
Also available on YouTube.
Merry Christmas to you all. May you find love and joy (and maybe even some genitals wrapped in pretty bows) today and for the rest of this season.
Of Junk, and Boxes
- At December 19, 2008
- By Lotus, aka Sarcastic Mom
- In Humor
- 42
I need a little break from my sorrow. You do, too.
Time for a favorite amusement of mine around this time of the year.
I think I might just post this Every.Single.Year.
Perfect gifting solution for today’s economy, right?
You’ve got less than a week now, fellahs. So buy that box and get out yer scissors.
Then you put your junk in that box.
- At December 14, 2007
- By Lotus, aka Sarcastic Mom
- In Haiku, Humor
- 43
The current budget
here at the Carroll houshold
may result in this.
Suppose my version
will have to be something like
Cooch under a bow?
[Edited: Um, about the suggestions on putting my 'box in a box.' I'm wondering how you put something concave into a box? *scratches head* If you can do that, I'm scared of your vagina, yo. I'm stickin' with the bow, ya'll.]
PS: A belated thanks to Bill Gathen for reminding me of this video last night. Yes, Bill, you are the inspiration, the meaning, in my life. *chuckle*
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