Because Monsters are assholes.
The anniversary yesterday was lovely, and I thank you all for your lovely words and wishes on the post.
The only crappy thing about the past couple of days is that I’m having a wicked arthritis flare-up, my upper back and neck are a mess of pain (don’t make me turn my head or I’ll hate you forever, plus or minus 3 days), and my left knee has a possible torn/degraded meniscus with edema (water buildup and swelling) that prevents me from bending it much at all. YAY!
My advice to you is:
DON’T GET OLD.
Really. Stop aging right now! Yes, you there! STOP IT! It’s NOT good.
While I’m on the mend, this little girl makes me happy. I have watched her video about eleventy-million times in the past couple of months, and I ALWAYS laugh.
What’s the funniest thing you’ve seen/heard a little kid (yours or someone else’s) do/say?




