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BEWB Fest 09 Winners!
Posted by Lotus, aka Sarcastic Mom in BEWBS/The Rack on July 1, 2009
It has been a crazy week of staring at bewbies/mewbies and smiling/laughing/drooling.
People had a lot to say about Bewb Fest 09!
“Waking up at 5 to write. Taking bets. Will I write, go back to sleep, or vote on bewbs?”
–@Neilochka
“Voting is like Sophie’s Choice, but the tears are tears of wonder.”
–@debontherocks
“The entire male class of Indy Law 2009 is now voting on bewbs.”
–@mooshinindy
“Hubs called @ lunch: “Whatcha doin’?” Me: Looking at Boobs.”
–@some1s_sista
“#bewbfest09 FTW!”
–@aaronvest
“RE: #bewbfest09 my husband says: You guys are funny. (pause) Show me yours. #snort”
–@VDog
“My blog stats are down today and I’m blaming you!”
–@TwentyFour
“Ladies of the Bewbfest, I thank you. You’re all beautiful. I’m like a kid in a candy store. Y’know, if all the candy was boobs.”
–@karlerikson
“What did we twitter about before #bewbfest09? I have forgotten.”
–@undomesticdiva
“I’m totally in it for the bewbs. Bewbs make the world go round!”
–@GeekByMarriage
“Even if there was no prize or contest at all, the holiness of bewbs was upon us.”
–@Zoeyjane
Amen.
Thanks SO much to all of you who entered your BEWBS and MEWBS into BEWB FEST 09. You all are clearly brave and have a great sense of humor. Thank you for playing!
Thank you to the Sponsors! It was nice to offer some fun prizes this year. Please visit them, m’kay?
I have worked out one slight change to the prizes which I think adds a slice of total fairness and gratitude to the BEWBs prize plate, so to speak. More on that in a minute…
Winner and 2 Runners Up get prizes (see here) —
Our BEWBs Winner is: #25, Miss Grace of Miss Grace’s Disgrace
She receives the autographed t-shirt from Kaiser Mommy, a lovely lingerie prize, and takes her place in the BEWB Fest Hall of Fame!
First Runner Up: #10, Anissa of Hope4Peyton
Second Runner Up: #04, Laura of Adventures in Juggling
And the slice of fairness and gratitude? We have a Wild-Card Winner, drawn using the random integer generator from the pool of those left after Winner, 1st RU & 2nd RU were identified by the results of the poll. Because you know what? ALL BEWBS deserve a chance at a prize for being brave enough to bounce on the web.
This person gets a Wild-Card Prize. Click to visit the Sponsors/Prizes Page to see what it is. 
Wild-Card Winner: #15, Megan of Undomestic Diva
The MEWBs Winner gets a place in the MEWBs Hall of Fame – and hey, that’s pretty sweet, right? Right!
MEWBS Winner is: #01, Busy Dad of Busy Dad Blog
Again, thank you so very much to everyone who entered, and all of you who celebrated this Bewbtastic event.
Now, next year? New rules. More prizes, bigger excitement. It’s all in the works. Is it bad that I already can’t wait?
<3BEWBS
BEWB FEST 09
Posted by Lotus, aka Sarcastic Mom in BEWBS/The Rack, Poll/Question on June 24, 2009
It’s the moment you’ve been awaiting all year, I just know it. It’s TIME to vote for the BEST BEWBS/MEWBS of 2009!
Remember to see the scoop on prizes and check out BF09 Sponsors, button up, and then make your vote count here for the best BEWBs/MEWBs of your fellow internet denizens.
Thanks so much to the following BEWB Contestants:
Alison of RN-Mom
Amy@TasteLikeCrazy of Taste Like Crazy
Anissa of Hope4Peyton
Barefoot Foodie of The Barefoot Foodie
Betsey Booms of Betsey Booms
Carie of Our Crooked Tree
Catherine of Her Bad Mother
Dawn of Kaiser Mommy
Deb of DowneastSmurfette
Earth Mommy of Behind the Stall Door
Elissa of Punk Rock Parents
Gina of My Very Last Nerve
Haley-O of Cheaty Monkey
Jenny on the Spot of Jenny on the Spot
Jill’s Charming Two of Charming & Delightful
Just Jinny of A Girl in the Real World
Karen Sugarpants of Karen Sugarpants
Kim of Frog Ponds Rock
Laura of Adventures in Juggling
Linda of Short Pump Preppy
madnessisay of Madness, Madness I Say!
Malia of live .laugh. love.
Maria of Immoral Matriarch
Maria of Mommy Melee
Megan of Undomestic Diva
Mishi of Secret Agent Mama
Miss of Just Miss
Miss Grace of Miss Grace’s Disgrace
Mrs. C-to-Be of Headed in the Right Direction
Mrs. Flinger of Mrs. Flinger, Little Black Dress Edition
Padme
*pixie* of Artist Mother Teacher
Sam (temptingmama) of Temporarily Me Dot Com
Sarahviz of In The Trenches of Mommyhood
SarahInMI of This Mom’s Wired
@sendchocolate of Send Chocolate
Shaboom
@Shash of Diary of a Crazed Mommy
Summer of Wired for Noise
Tena of My Therapy
The Hotfessional of My Life as a Hotfessional
VDog of Room 704
Veronica of Sleepless Nights
Zoeyjane of Mommy is Moody
(list in alphabetical order – does NOT match the order of BEWB photos)
Voting Poll follows these BEWBalicious photos… You can pick up to THREE Pair of BEWBS each time, and you can vote every day through June 30th.
18 is a placeholder, ignore #18. What, you thought I could count properly while looking at all these BEWBS? Please.
Which BEWBs are best? Pick 3 favorites by number - you can vote every day through June 30th!
- 25 (31%, 5,493 Votes)
- 10 (28%, 4,999 Votes)
- 04 (15%, 2,671 Votes)
- 35 (14%, 2,471 Votes)
- 27 (7%, 1,221 Votes)
- 23 (4%, 619 Votes)
- 42 (3%, 587 Votes)
- 24 (3%, 546 Votes)
- 09 (2%, 353 Votes)
- 05 (2%, 314 Votes)
- 01 (1%, 235 Votes)
- 44 (1%, 190 Votes)
- 41 (1%, 174 Votes)
- 43 (1%, 173 Votes)
- 19 (1%, 161 Votes)
- 34 (1%, 154 Votes)
- 45 (1%, 148 Votes)
- 37 (1%, 144 Votes)
- 02 (1%, 118 Votes)
- 30 (1%, 118 Votes)
- 06 (1%, 114 Votes)
- 03 (1%, 114 Votes)
- 33 (1%, 106 Votes)
- 39 (1%, 94 Votes)
- 14 (1%, 91 Votes)
- 26 (0%, 84 Votes)
- 08 (0%, 73 Votes)
- 21 (0%, 69 Votes)
- 17 (0%, 67 Votes)
- 20 (0%, 64 Votes)
- 12 (0%, 55 Votes)
- 11 (0%, 50 Votes)
- 15 (0%, 47 Votes)
- 22 (0%, 43 Votes)
- 31 (0%, 39 Votes)
- 40 (0%, 38 Votes)
- 13 (0%, 37 Votes)
- 28 (0%, 35 Votes)
- 07 (0%, 35 Votes)
- 36 (0%, 35 Votes)
- 16 (0%, 33 Votes)
- 38 (0%, 33 Votes)
- 32 (0%, 33 Votes)
- 29 (0%, 33 Votes)
- 18 (0%, 32 Votes)
Total Voters: 17,664
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Sarcastic Mom sho ’nuff do love the menfolks, so we have MEWBs as well!
A great big, over-enthusiastic THANK YOU to the following MEWB Contestants:
Artist formerly known as “Make It A Double”
Busy Dad of Busy Dad Blog
Chris Mann of Chris Mann Music
“CrackahMoto”
Josh of Raging Dad
(list is in alphabetical order – does NOT match the order of MEWB photos)
Voting Poll follows the MEWBtastic Chestiness… Pick your favorite MEWBS and vote every day through June 30th!
Which MEWBs are best? Choose the number of your favorite chest - you can vote every day through June 30th!
- 01 (49%, 255 Votes)
- 04 (22%, 116 Votes)
- 05 (18%, 94 Votes)
- 02 (7%, 34 Votes)
- 03 (4%, 18 Votes)
Total Voters: 517
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Don’t forget to display a button to support BEWB Fest 09 – and remember, you can vote every day!
Please note that this now annual Bewb Fest developed independently and with no prior knowledge of Boobiethon, and is not meant to copy, diminish, or devalue the work that is being done there. Bewb Fest is for fun because I love women and I love bewbies. Note the Boobiethon button on the sidebar and visit them to see what they are about. It’s a great cause. Helping save women’s lives is never a bad idea.
BEWB Fest 09 – Call for submissions!
Posted by Lotus, aka Sarcastic Mom in BEWBS/The Rack on June 16, 2009
Have you been longing to take a photo of your BEWBs/MEWBs but just didn’t know what on earth you’d do with it?
That’s why I’m here, people. To help you solve these kinds of crises.
It’s time for BEWB Fest 09!
That’s right… last year we voted for Best BEWBs in honor of Lightning’s Traveling T-Shirt.
Kaiser Mommy won; Nikki & Tena were runners up!
And with that began the idea for BEWB Fest, which is now an annual event at Casa SarcMom.
This year, we have a separate MEWBs Category (Man Boobs, Pecs, Male Chest, get the idea?) – because Sarcastic Mom loves the menfolks and is all about inclusion. We don’t leave out any chests here!
All sizes and types of BEWBs/MEWBs are welcome and appreciated here.
So get our your camera, and photograph your dirty pillows, ladies. Shine up that lens and snap a good one of your pec area, dudes.
And then send those suckas to me via bewbfest@gmail.com
Rules for Photo Submission:
1. BEWBs need to be tastefully covered in some way. This ain’t no nipple show, ladies. Sorry.
2. MEWBs can be covered or uncovered. Yes, we are all about double standards here at BEWB Fest. Deal with it or #suckit.
3. Please send me only ONE photo of your BEWBs/MEWBs. I know you are a gifted photographer, and your chestal area looks awesome from many angles. Choose your favorite and send me that one.
4. Please make sure your photograph is no larger than 550px wide, and no smaller than 300px wide. Please, good quality.
5. No text anywhere on the photo, please!
6. I’m sure your face is what dreams are made of. Let us dream. NO FACES IN PHOTOS!
7. Your email to bewbfest@gmail.com should include: your photo, your preferred name/screen identity, your blog name and URL (if you have one)
This year’s fabulous BEWB Fest Sponsors?
Please click over to this page to see who they are and what you’re playing for.
I will take photo submissions through June 22, 2009. Voting will open on June 24, 2009 and run through June 30. The winners will be announced on July 1, 2009.
Now go go go, photograph them bewbies/mewbies!
The BEWBS Just Keep Showing Up
Posted by Lotus, aka Sarcastic Mom in Awards, BEWBS/The Rack on June 10, 2008
The Travelling T-Shirt is on the way to its next Bloggie Stop: Kaiser Mommy.
Dawn is the owner of the Fabulous Rack (BEWBS!) that all of you wonderful readers voted as best.
CONGRATULATIONS, DAWN!
Official Acceptance Speech From Dawn:
I’d like to thank the academy of wonderful Sarcasticmom.com readers who voted for me, my husband for always offering to hold mah bewbs for me when the load is too heavy, my son for encouraging me to carry him all the time to build my arm muscles, I’d like to thank God for um … blessing? …. me with porn star dimensions naturally, I’d like to thank contestant #12 for giving me such a run for my money – I voted for you, you HAWT thing! and finally, (music plays …) I’d like to thank my Panache Tango II Superbra for supporting me all these years! Thank You All!
Let’s not forget our 2 fabulous runners up! Congratulations, BEWBS Ladies!
Second Place: Nikki, Secrets of a Black Heart
Third Place: Tena, My Therapy
Now, I may be a total assbrain for so many reasons, they would not even fit on this page to think it would be a prize for someone to guest post here. But I’d love to harass these three fine ladies into guest posting… you know, so that we can get to know them a bit more now that you have all given them accolades for their, um, obvious endowments.
What do you say? Let’s get to know the BRAINS behind our winning BEWBS!
An honorable mention goes to a sweet, sassy, and silly friend of mine, Angie, who didn’t want to be considered since she’s not officially blogging yet. Instead, she just wanted to send me her Bouncin’ Preggo BEWBS just for fun. Everyone needs a friend like that, right? 
Here’s her Rack:
On to the next bit of BEWBS Business. (Have you noticed yet how much I like to type, “BEWBS?”)
There was a slight BEWB Mishap in putting together the Best Chest Voting Post. EEEEK!
These BEWBS got lost in my inbox!
And these BEWBS got eaten by my website’s Spam Filter!
It is SO very sad when BEWBS lose their way. *sniff*
In order to make it up to these BEWBS, I’m offering “You Didn’t Even Have A Chance, And That’s Not Fair!” consolation prizes to their owners. Each will receive a Brookstone Floating Photo Frame.
How does it work?
It’s Magic, Dummy. Just like a fine rack.
Last bit of BEWBS Business (for now):
These BEWBS…
…made me laugh so.very.much.
And the fabulous woman (”Mr. Lady“) who owns them has so many creative words of wonderfulness and hilarity on a regular basis that if you’re not subscribed to her website, you are missing out, and should go over there and do that. Now.
For veritably choking me with laughter when I saw her last minute entry into the Best Chest Contest, I am going to give the owner of those BEWBS what she needs. A T-Shirt.
A John Carroll T-Shirt.
Kudos to the designer
These are no longer manufactured, baby, so that’s a collectors item.
Thank you again to all the wonderful contestants who were willing to humor me and entertain you by submitting their upper torsos! You guys rock!
Sleepless Nights
Frog Ponds Rock
Memarie Lane
Growing A Pair
beggar’s shot glass
The Busy Dad Blog
mommycosm
Adam’s Wife’s Weblog
Immoral Matriarch
calicobebop
Special K
Secrets of a Black Heart
Mommy Is Moody
From Here To There
My Therapy
Lilac Colored Glasses
My Life as a Hotfessional
Alex Year Two
Firecracker Mom!
Cyberbones
Draco’s Rose
Knitting Without Needles
Pictures Taken By Me
Welcome to Married Life
shamelessly sassy
Redefining Perfect
Whiskey In My Sippy Cup
Keep yourself abreast (*teehee*) of all that’s happening with The Travelling T-Shirt by subscribing to Lightning Online!
And to the BEWB haters, *gasp!* don’t worry… I’ll start writing actual non-BEWB posts again soon.
Yeah, I know, lists/ugh. I've always been bad at accepting compliments, and this is no different. I was surprised and honored by this - someone thinks I've done a good job. Icky Listness aside, that makes me smile. :-)lotus works
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