Jabba’s such an idiot.

I’m sick.  AGAIN.  But hey, I got one whole week of not being sick, so I should really stop being such a freaking complainer.  I mean, one week is over 600, 000 (604,800 to be exact) seconds.

See? Total whiner.  I had OVER 600,000 seconds of being Unsick!  I would do a victory dance, but I’M SICK AND I’D PROBABLY PASS OUT.

So, the point is, I feel like a dog turd that someone hammered with a mallet and then set on fire in front of Jabba the Hut’s door, and he fell for the gag, so he stomped me out with his slimy tail-thing.  A hammered, burnt, slimy shit.

Because I feel so lame, and also because YAY, JOHN IS HOME!!!, there is no way I can sit here writing for very long right now.  It’s pathetic how often I feel that sticky, tickling sensation of snot crawling towards my upper lip from my left nostril.  And if I keep sitting here typing, I’m just going to keep saying things like that to you, and really, is that what you feel like reading on your Monday?  I think not.

So, I want you all to know a couple of things.  One is that since the birth of Project Support Beauty in Nature, we’ve been having a lot of fun thinking of ways to green up our lives around here, and we’re pretty proud of it.  We’ve been doing new things, and we have plans for more new things as time goes by (some new things cost money, so we’re taking it slow).  Your posts on February 11th were so great!  Truly inspiring, informative, and insightful.

I’ve decided to do a PSBN post once a month, on the second Monday of the month.  I’ll talk about ways we’ve “Gone Green” and give any info I think migh be helpful to others.  I’ll also keep you updated on any Clean Up Projects we take on.  It will always have a “linky” at the end, and I really hope that you will be inspired to do your own posts, and link up here.  (So, see, if you “missed out” last time, you have a chance to get in on the action every month!)

The snot is running again. *slurp*

The other thing I wanted to mention is that Marie suggested I re-post my story about my breastfeeding difficulties with Braden, and Kat suggested I do it as a linked-in thing.  I loved both ideas, and so that’s just want I want to do. 

I’d like to do two of these sort of things.  The first one will be all about Breastfeeding.  I’ll tell my story, and I encourage you to do the same.  If you don’t feel like telling your story, but you have great tips or information to share, or any kind of breastfeeding antecdotes, you can write a post about those. 

I’ll tell you guys when I plan to post, and you can all do the same and link up.  That day we can all travel around and visit with one another, sharing our Boobie Stories.

My rack loves being talked about anyway.

The second one will be about Birth Stories.  I love reading about other people’s experiences with delivery.  Don’t you?  Ever watch that Baby Story show?  I was glued to that thing while I was pregnant with Braden. So, again, I’ll let everyone know before I post it, so you can write up yours/repost yours, and link in!  We’ll have a big, hormonal, Birth-Story Love Fest!  Awww!

Do me a favor:  Let me know some stuff.   I want to see what kind of interest there is in these things, so tell me which of these you’d be willing to participate in:

Monthly PSBN postings, Breastfeeding Carnival, Birth-Story Carnival.

Okay, that was my long, slightly boring, definitely whiney, Sick Lotus Post.

Please forgive me.  Or send chocolates. Whichever you feel more moved to do.