My Guest Post (clever title, eh?)

Much trepidation has gone into what I should write as a guest post.  You see, little ol’ me, I’m still green around the edges on this blogging thing.  It was only a few short weeks ago, I saw a blog titled “Sarcastic Mom”.  Hmmm…I’m a mom, a mom who loves her kids, a stay at home mom, but I’m also a bit sarcastic so, naturally, I’m intrigued.   It wasn’t until her pornographic longing of a vacuum cleaner that I knew she was my type of gal. 

I have visited each day since. In that time, I have witnessed lots of skin ( 5 O’clock shadow pits, backfat and multiple baby butt shots), a battle against addiction ( ”The Evil One”), and heartbreak (missing Austin, TX).  I was hooked, who wouldn’t be?  So who was I to refuse the request for a picture of my BEWBS?  The formerly size A’s that were transformed time and time and time and time again by pregnancy and failed nursing, then failed nursing again, then successful nursing (cha- ching!) for 6 months and more successful nursing (cha-cha-ching) for 13 months more surely wouldn’t stand a chance!  Little did I know that my Victoria Secret Bio Fit Bra would assist to lift me and the girls to a respectable 3rd place finish with 73 suckers , I mean, voters who chose me!  Me and my almost 36 year old BEWBS were delighted and flattered by our showing at the polls.  Imagine my delight when Lotus informs me that it doesn’t end there!  What, there’s more?  I get to guest post, wow! 

Cue anxiety.  Again, I’m new to this.  It’s something I do by myself -for myself (blogging, you pervs!)- secret, you could say.   I don’t have what you big shots would call a reader ship.  I have a couple of friendly people that I have met out here in the blogosphere that occasionally stop by- more like a reader row boat.    So getting to guest post on a cruise liner like ”Sarcastic Mom’s”  is truly an honor and one that must be researched. 

So, I have been scouring the archives and learning all about the complexity that is Lotus and what she is all about.  The beautiful love story of long-haired ponytail rocker boy meets crazy party girl ONLINE, boy knocks up girl and adorable exhibitionist baby comes from girl’s loins- you can’t make that shit up, that’s stuff movies are made of!   Add in the amazing photographs of beautiful scenery and a fecal eating canine, the tear jerking depiction of a loss, battle with depression, and a tree hugger, to boot- this girl is oozing humanity! 

The good news:  I have learned that I love her even more.  The bad news:  I never thought of the earth- shattering subject for my illustrious guest post!  

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Tena can usually be seen sharing her real thoughts and pleasing herself *snicker* through blogging at My Therapy.  Go say hi!