Please do not wish curses upon me.

But I have lost 10 lbs so far since I recently vowed to get back in shape.

(Which goes to show that occasional 1am ice cream won’t really ruin your life.)

I discovered yesterday, while wearing the pants pictured above, which have fit me rather well in recent times…

That I can now pull my pants down without opening them.

And if that’s the sort of thing you’d have an interest in seeing me do? You can click over to my other website and view a video of me doing it.

Yup. I videotaped myself pulling down my pants. And then I put it on The Internet.

Don’t worry. When I finally get a therapist, I’ll be mentioning things like that.