Reasons why today was good… ?

[written Friday night, amidst sweltering heat, I might add]

Today was good. We
went to the zoo and that was
quite a lot of fun.

Braden was cute all
day long, as is usual.
He brings me such joy.

Um, dinner was good.
Yeah, it was yummy. Sketti.
Yeah, dinner was good.

Oh, who the hell am
I kidding?! Being positive
is not my best trait!

I need to complain!
UPSTAIRS A/C EFFING DIED!
*pulling out my hair*

Why upstairs? Huh? Why?
UPSTAIRS! Where the heat rises!
Why not downstairs, HUH?

Eighty-Seven – not
an acceptable number
of degrees inside.

I stand firm on this.
So does Braden. His screams at
bedtime confirm it.

Who can sleep like this?
And how can I possibly
Plurk well in this heat!?

Oh well. Off now to
dip my BEWBS in ice water.
Can’t let them suffer.

 

 

{ Oh yeah, don’t forget
to go vote for BEWBS and PECS!
The Rack begs you to! }

 

Vote For Best Chest!

It is time for all of you to choose the next blogger whom The Travelling T-Shirt  should visit.

I asked for BEWBS and boy did I get BEWBS!  (I even got some PECS!)

Thank you so much to these fabulous contestants for sharing their upper torsos with us:

Sleepless Nights
Frog Ponds Rock
Memarie Lane
Growing A Pair
beggar’s shot glass
The Busy Dad Blog
mommycosm
Adam’s Wife’s Weblog
Immoral Matriarch
calicobebop
Special K
Secrets of a Black Heart
Mommy Is Moody
From Here To There
My Therapy
Lilac Colored Glasses
My Life as a Hotfessional
Alex Year Two
Firecracker Mom!
Cyberbones
Draco’s Rose
Knitting Without Needles
Pictures Taken By Me
Welcome to Married Life
shamelessly sassy
Redefining Perfect
Whiskey In My Sippy Cup

 

 

 

Here Are The Contestants (in no particular order!)

 

*fidgeting*

Is it hot in here?

*ahem*

Anyway!   I know it is really, really hard to pick just one photo with so many fine BEWBS (and 2 sets of awesome PECS), so I decided that you can pick up to 3 photos to vote for.

Aren’t I nice?

Find your favorite 3 photos.
Note the numbers in the Upper, Left-hand Corner of photos.
Vote for those 3 numbers.

NOW VOTE!

**Poll is now closed.  Winner was 09.  Runners up – 2nd: 13, 3rd: 23. Congrats, BEWBS!**

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Voting will remain open until 12:01am CST Saturday, June 7th.

 

GOOD LUCK TO ALL THESE FINE BEWBS AND PECS!  “The Rack” is proud to be in your company!

 

The Travelling T-Shirt Meets The Rack

I’ve had a pretty fun time joking about my rack on this lovely website.  I have hailed The Glorious Rack in all its wonder… I have also called it a couple of socks with oranges in them behind The Rack’s back…  shhhh.

“The Rack” gained popularity after I did this fun giveaway, and it’s been a running gag here ever since.

I’m even celebrating each month of 2008 with a picture of The Rack.

And now?  The Rack has met The Travelling T-Shirt.

What is The Travelling T-Shirt, you ask?

The Official Words:

The Travelling T-Shirt has come from Lightening Online and is making its way around the world until December 1st when one lucky participant will be voted a winner and Lightening will gift that person a cash amount (determined by the total number of participants). For more information please visit the Travelling T-Shirt page.

 

I am honored to say that The Rack has been The Travelling T-Shirt‘s first stop on the glorious journey it will no doubt take between now and December.  Bloggers All Over The Place will have a chance to do silly and fun things with The Travelling T-Shirt and then pass it on to others.  Every time it gets passed, the Cash Jackpot grows!

Each blogger gets to decide how the next will be chosen…

So…

I want to see your rack. 

Send me your (clothed) BEWBS!  (Seriously.  No unfettered Melons, please.)

And yes!  Men are welcome to join in.  Ante up those PECS!

This post is up at 12:01AM CST, Tuesday June 3rd.  You have until 10:00PM CST, Wednesday June 4th to photograph Your Rack in all its Glory, and send your photo to me: thelotuscarroll@gmail.com

That’s almost 2 whole days, so I better get lots of Awesome BEWBS and PECS in my inbox!

On Thursday, The Masses will excercise the Power of The Vote!  That’s right… YOU will decide whose BEWBS or PECS I will send The Travelling T-Shirt to next!  (By anonymous poll.)

Now grab your rack and your camera and get to it!  I’m waiting!

 

*BEWBS*

(sorry, just wanted to type it one more time)