What it means to be a Crayon Nazi, by Lotus Carroll.

• Crayons are stored in a closeable box, and said box is kept out of child’s reach.
• Child may have crayons and drawing paper if it is requested.
• Child may draw only on paper with crayons.
• Child with crayons must be supervised at all times.
• I repeat: When child has crayons, you must stay in the room and supervise crayon use.
• At no time may child be allowed to wander away from paper while still holding crayon.
• If child has crayon(s) in hand, child must stay in room with you.
• Seriously. CHILD MAY NOT LEAVE ROOM OR YOUR SUPERVISION WHEN IN POSSESSION OF CRAYON(S).
• When child becomes bored with drawing, crayons are placed in box, box is closed and placed out of reach.

 

What it means to have a Daddy who doesn’t understand 
what it means to be a Crayon Nazi, by Braden Carroll:

Son Expresses His Inner Artist On Walls Of Kitchen

Yup.  John let Braden wander out of supervision with a green crayon. 

Braden is notorious for doing wrong things with green crayons.

 

The only thing John had going for him was that this happened when he left the room to do laundry.

For future reference – You can do almost no wrong if you are doing laundry for me.

Also, I can’t very well be too high and mighty.  It’s not as if Braden hasn’t marked on walls or made other spectacularly astounding messes on my watch.

Besides, I should really be touched that, of all the things he could have drawn on the kitchen wall, Braden chose to do a rendering of me and my glorious rack.  Look at the photo of his scribbles again and see if you can isolate the stick figure with the nice bust.  He’s talented.

 

 

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