Lazy Douche Enablers: Dawn, Alex Year Two

At March 3, 2009
By Lotus, aka Sarcastic Mom
In Conversations, Friends, Guest Post, Humor, Husband, Lazy Douche Enablers, Relationships, Sex
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Lazy Douche Enablers write posts for me every other Tuesday. That way, I can be a much better… you guessed it: Lazy Douche. Today’s Enabler is Dawn, of Alex Year Two and Room 704

My little secret…

Men – you need to leave. This is not a post you want to read. Go the place that is else . . . come back tomorrow . . .

I was at work one day and the conversation turned to orgasms.

As they do.

I shared a story that I will share with you here.

Scout and I were laying in bed talking about orgasms. Or my non orgasm during sex, as it were. He says, “Well. I . . . I’ve never had someone …. um …. not . . . before . . .”

I opened my mouth to reply . . .

I took a deep breath . . .

“Well, they, um, were liars, fucking liars, sluts clearly very in touch with their own bodies and and very comfortable with themselves . . .”

I didn’t have the heart to tell them that there were a bunch of fakers in there.

The three of us laughed and laughed. Not at my sweet husband, but at all y’all out there who think a woman has never faked it with you.

Hey dudes, I told you to leave. You didn’t listen. This is what you get.

The next day – one of the girls came to work and immediately grabbed me . . .

She shared a story that I will share with you here.

“So I told my husband about our lunch conversation yesterday . . . he didn’t understand why we laughed . . . he said, “but no one has ever faked it with me before . . . ”

(To this day, hubs still believes in the 100% orgasm rate before me. I like to think of it as a gift from me to his masculinity.)

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When she’s not laughing about fake orgasms, Dawn authors a website about her son and other life topics, Alex Year Two. And if you want to see where Dawn, er, gets real, visit her latest project, Room 704. It’s creating quite a “buzz.” And by this Friday, I’ve heard that a visit there will help you stop being a fakester, too. *ohsnort*

Braden: The First Year, by Month

Tomorrow, my son turns One Year Old.I celebrate early with this.

This photostream represents each month of Braden’s Journey through the first year of his life.

There is an expanded tribute to his first year, Braden: The First Year on his photo page, A Braden A Day.

These collections of photos took me awhile to put together… Seems funny, because the year they represent seems to have passed in the blink of an eye. I want to cry a little.

No. A lot.

That being said, here is:

A Still Photo Documentary of Braden, The First Year, by Months

First Family Photo
October 16, 2006 8:58pm