It seems like a raw deal, but don’t worry – I hit like a girl.

I finally posted Braden’s 18-Month Update.

Yes, I know he’s over 19-months old now. I have been pretty good this year about writing His Updates, but I fell way behind on the last two. I know, I know, excuses are like a-holes, yadda yadda yadda. If you can find me, you can write “SLACKER” on my forehead with black permanent marker.

But I get to punch you in the face afterwards.

Sorry, them’s the rules, pardner.

Soon, I’ll even be actually writing his 19-Month Update. If I’m feeling particularly nutty, it might even get finished, oh, I don’t know, before he turns 20-Months old? I know! You can’t believe the insanity! Who would actually do this sort of thing on time?

Oh! Someone who’s not Terminally Behind In Life? I’ll have to remember that.

Anyway, go over and read it. Please? I back-dated it to the proper date, and now it’s really lonely out there in “Old Posts Land.” You don’t want Braden to one day view it and think everyone hated him when he was 18-Months old, do you? Of course not! Only a cold, heartless bastard would let that happen! And you are not that. You are wonderful people!

Btw, I’m thinking this post clearly shows what a good parent I am, and what an amazing parenting blogsite this is. Don’t you agree? You do!? Why, I am so incredibly flattered and taken by surprise!

Of course, just to make it official, you should go vote this site as Best Parenting Blog.

Because you didn’t already have enough to do today, right?