Ok, now get out of my head. The giant barely fits.

I feel as if the giant from Jack and the Beanstalk grabbed one of my nostrils with both hands, stretched it out in unfathomable ways, and climbed inside my face.  Then he took a dump… and died.

Yes.  I’m sick.

So here I am typing to you, and I’m wondering if the cold medicine will allow me to finish this post before my head slams into the keyboard and I fill it with the Drool of Deep Slumber.

Dawn’s latest Showin’ off on Saturday Challenge was to name the “Top Five Songs That _____ ….” (fill in the blank).  I’m going to twist this a bit.  Because I have a problem following the rules.  Unless they’re mine.

I’m going to give you 5 songs - each in a different category.

Song That Makes Me Sad
(but damn, she’s hot)

Song I Can’t Get Out Of My Head

Song That Makes Me Feel Happy-Go-Lucky

Song That Flirts the Country Line Is Damn Country, But I Actually Like
(edited after a couple corrections)

Song That Makes Me Laugh A LOT
(Rated R for Excessive F-Bombs. Seriously.)

There’s a Meme for me over at Hello! Hey, it’s Me. that says I have to give you my top 10 playlist… but I don’t really have one? So I’ll just give you:

“5 Other Songs I’ve Listened to Lately, On Purpose”

All of Me by Billie Holiday (This song kills me with its wonderful.)
Numb by Pink
You Are So Beautiful by Joe Cocker
No Surprises by Radiohead
Toes by Norah Jones

Now it’s time for me to pass out in a snotty heap.

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