Have you been longing to take a photo of your BEWBs/MEWBs but just didn’t know what on earth you’d do with it?

That’s why I’m here, people. To help you solve these kinds of crises.

It’s time for BEWB Fest 09!

That’s right… last year we voted for Best BEWBs in honor of Lightning’s Traveling T-Shirt.

Kaiser Mommy won; Nikki & Tena were runners up!

And with that began the idea for BEWB Fest, which is now an annual event at Casa SarcMom.

This year, we have a separate MEWBs Category (Man Boobs, Pecs, Male Chest, get the idea?) – because Sarcastic Mom loves the menfolks and is all about inclusion. We don’t leave out any chests here!

All sizes and types of BEWBs/MEWBs are welcome and appreciated here.

So get our your camera, and photograph your dirty pillows, ladies. Shine up that lens and snap a good one of your pec area, dudes.

And then send those suckas to me via bewbfest@gmail.com

Rules for Photo Submission:

1. BEWBs need to be tastefully covered in some way. This ain’t no nipple show, ladies. Sorry.

2. MEWBs can be covered or uncovered. Yes, we are all about double standards here at BEWB Fest. Deal with it or #suckit.

3. Please send me only ONE photo of your BEWBs/MEWBs. I know you are a gifted photographer, and your chestal area looks awesome from many angles. Choose your favorite and send me that one.

4. Please make sure your photograph is no larger than 550px wide, and no smaller than 300px wide. Please, good quality.

5. No text anywhere on the photo, please!

6. I’m sure your face is what dreams are made of. Let us dream. NO FACES IN PHOTOS!

7. Your email to bewbfest@gmail.com should include: your photo, your preferred name/screen identity, your blog name and URL (if you have one)

This year’s fabulous BEWB Fest Sponsors?

Please click over to this page to see who they are and what you’re playing for.

I will take photo submissions through June 22, 2009. Voting will open on June 24, 2009 and run through June 30.  The winners will be announced on July 1, 2009.

Now go go go, photograph them bewbies/mewbies!