He’s the guy with the mustache and the huge wang.

Theme for March 1st, 2008: “Party”

Today’s theme made me think of a few things.

First thing I thought of was this:

It’s really the most important party I’ve been to recently. In fact, it’s the most important party I’ve ever been to. You can read about it here, if you missed it when it happened.

But then I thought a little longer. And I remembered things like this:

Beer sampler in the middle of the day!

Drunk at the airport! It’s a wonder they allowed me on the plane.

Weee!!! Huh? What’s focus? Oh… the camera goes which way??

These photos depict a different type of party. These are the tame memories (in the photos). The not so tame ones creep into my mind sometimes, too. Having been completely sober for a year now, I cringe at those memories, just a little. Sometimes just a lot. I’m hoping nobody still has pictures of those….

And while I’m on the subject of partying, I should mention that when I talked about Ron Jeremy during last week’s PhotoHunt, I got several comments indicating either that people didn’t know who he was, or indicating that it was “interesting” that I knew who he was. You know, “interesting,” like, “you must watch a lot of porn, you perv!”

And while I do watch a lot of porn (Generally, that’s what Braden and I do for the better part of most days. Then we snort some blow.), it’s mostly Asian Porn, and Ron Jeremy is not Asian, so I’ve never seen his work firsthand.

So how do I know who he is? He’s a Pop Culture Icon, people!   I mean, I also know who Jenna Jameson is and nope, she’s not Asian either!  See?

And can I just say that I’ve always been all, “Ew, why would anyone even want to see that guy naked?” because I’ve only ever seen photos of him that looked something like this:

And just found this one, so case in point:

But during my search for an appropriate link to him for information for the last post, I found this picture:

Wow, dude.

Super Mario got nuthin’ on that.