Haik’ewww…

I have already
shared the fact that my dog is
absolutely gross.

We all got a laugh
when I told you how he ate
Braden’s turds with glee.

The Mexican stunk.
So, yesterday we gave him
a bath in the tub.

It is fun to laugh
and torment the dog while he
is in the water.

See how he is so
dumb that he chases his own
tail in the bath tub?

Or maybe he is
Trying to sniff his own butt,
because he likes that.

Indeed, we would be
washing his beloved stink
off and down the drain.

And, apparently,
he needed to let us know
How that made him feel.

This only made us
laugh at him even more, and
he vowed his revenge.

He was not joking.
Not long after he was out,
He peed on our couch.

*Insert 5 7 5 of swear-words here.*

Is it too late to
Nuke The Mexican and then
burn our microwave?

Gonna Nuke The Mexican