As you all know, I really would have liked to have gone to San Fransisco last week to attend BlogHer 08.

Unfortunately, it was not in the cards.

But the same cannot be said for My BEWBS.

Redneck Mommy assured me that The Rack had a fabulous time!
Witness the photographic evidence of BoobHer ‘08…

BEWBS were honored to be lovingly held by Ninjas One and Two:

Thusly dubbed, because they were very sneaky and did not identify themselves. Lovely ladies who held my boobs and allowed it to be photographed! Please come forward and name thyselves!

(Update! Secret Identity of Ninja Two is Carissa of and so she blogs. Woot!)

Of course, the excitement did not end with meeting fabulous ninjas… It had just begun!

BEWBS were actually tried on!

Mamma Loves demonstrates proper placement:

MotherGooseMouse concurs with Mamma Loves’s form:

Assertagirl insists it is also important to hold them close for proper fit:

Kyla of The Journey thinks they need a twist:

Desperately Seeking Sanity’s Heather agrees quite a lot:

Note: The Rack does NOT cause gas. Just a disclaimer.

MotherBumper was feeling lonely, and decided to try the “Twist Placement”

See, The Rack instantly attracts beautiful women like
Mimi on the Breach! (and double fisting of beer!)

Velma, from A Smeddling Kiss, was thinking of trying on The Rack, but
she couldn’t stop giggling. What was she thinking about?

I think she told Slouching Mom her dirty thoughts:

This Random Airport Perv even
tried to get in on the BEWB action!

Back away from The Rack, Random Airport Perv!
The BEWBS are only for my BlogHer Hos!

Thankfully, Jess of Oh The Joys saved The BEWBS.
And compared them to her head.

Backpacking Dad is totally sniffing the left BEWB.
Dude, Boob Smelling?

Oh, wait… was he trying to kiss them?

Angella, of Dutch Blitz, shows him how it’s done!

That’s when things got really out of hand.

And the LICKING began.

MotherGooseMouse was not satisfied with her earlier pose.

Way to go, MGM!

Y, of Joy Unexpected was not to be outdone.

Lindsay, of Suburban Turmoil seemed to approve.

Of course, Queen of All Licks, Mrs. Flinger honored
The BEWBS with her illustrious tongue.

With that one lick, all degrees of separation between
BEWBS and all bloggers licked by Mrs. Flinger were
undone in one fell swoop.

SCORE!

Things were getting a bit hectic, so Redneck Mommy, Jen of One Plus Two,
and Jess rescued BEWBs and took them to a place where
they would feel right at home. Oh, yeah, baby.
A Naked Bath House.

Seriously.
Read Their Posts.

Whew!

After such an exciting time, there’s really no better way
to wind down than to hop into bed with the absolutely
adorable Casey, of Moosh In Indy.

AWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwww.

Yes, folks, BEWBS had a FANTASTIT time in San Fransisco!

Only one problem. Now that The Rack is back home, it’s spending all its time hanging out with its new BoobHer Friends. Waaahhhhhh….