The BEWBS Just Keep Showing Up

The Travelling T-Shirt is on the way to its next Bloggie Stop: Kaiser Mommy.

Dawn is the owner of the Fabulous Rack (BEWBS!) that all of you wonderful readers voted as best.

CONGRATULATIONS, DAWN!

Official Acceptance Speech From Dawn:

I’d like to thank the academy of wonderful Sarcasticmom.com readers who voted for me, my husband for always offering to hold mah bewbs for me when the load is too heavy, my son for encouraging me to carry him all the time to build my arm muscles, I’d like to thank God for um … blessing? …. me with porn star dimensions naturally, I’d like to thank contestant #12 for giving me such a run for my money – I voted for you, you HAWT thing! and finally, (music plays …) I’d like to thank my Panache Tango II Superbra for supporting me all these years! Thank You All!

Let’s not forget our 2 fabulous runners up!  Congratulations, BEWBS Ladies!

Second Place: Nikki, Secrets of a Black Heart

Third Place: Tena, My Therapy

Now, I may be a total assbrain for so many reasons, they would not even fit on this page to think it would be a prize for someone to guest post here.  But I’d love to harass these three fine ladies into guest posting… you know, so that we can get to know them a bit more now that you have all given them accolades for their, um, obvious endowments.

What do you say?  Let’s get to know the BRAINS behind our winning BEWBS!

An honorable mention goes to a sweet, sassy, and silly friend of mine, Angie, who didn’t want to be considered since she’s not officially blogging yet.  Instead, she just wanted to send me her Bouncin’ Preggo BEWBS just for fun.  Everyone needs a friend like that, right?

Here’s her Rack:

On to the next bit of BEWBS Business.  (Have you noticed yet how much I like to type, “BEWBS?”)

There was a slight BEWB Mishap in putting together the Best Chest Voting Post.  EEEEK!

These BEWBS got lost in my inbox!

And these BEWBS got eaten by my website’s Spam Filter!

It is SO very sad when BEWBS lose their way. *sniff*

In order to make it up to these BEWBS, I’m offering “You Didn’t Even Have A Chance, And That’s Not Fair!” consolation prizes to their owners.  Each will receive a Brookstone Floating Photo Frame.

How does it work?

It’s Magic, Dummy. Just like a fine rack.

Last bit of BEWBS Business (for now):

These BEWBS…

…made me laugh so.very.much.

And the fabulous woman (“Mr. Lady“) who owns them has so many creative words of wonderfulness and hilarity on a regular basis that if you’re not subscribed to her website, you are missing out, and should go over there and do that.  Now.

For veritably choking me with laughter when I saw her last minute entry into the Best Chest Contest, I am going to give the owner of those BEWBS what she needs.  A T-Shirt.

A John Carroll T-Shirt.

Kudos to the designer

These are no longer manufactured, baby, so that’s a collectors item.

Thank you again to all the wonderful contestants who were willing to humor me and entertain you by submitting their upper torsos!  You guys rock!

Sleepless Nights
Frog Ponds Rock
Memarie Lane
Growing A Pair
beggar’s shot glass
The Busy Dad Blog
mommycosm
Adam’s Wife’s Weblog
Immoral Matriarch
calicobebop
Special K
Secrets of a Black Heart
Mommy Is Moody
From Here To There
My Therapy
Lilac Colored Glasses
My Life as a Hotfessional
Alex Year Two
Firecracker Mom!
Cyberbones
Draco’s Rose
Knitting Without Needles
Pictures Taken By Me
Welcome to Married Life
shamelessly sassy
Redefining Perfect
Whiskey In My Sippy Cup

Keep yourself abreast (*teehee*) of all that’s happening with The Travelling T-Shirt by subscribing to Lightning Online!

And to the BEWB haters, *gasp!* don’t worry…  I’ll start writing actual non-BEWB posts again soon.

Vote For Best Chest!

It is time for all of you to choose the next blogger whom The Travelling T-Shirt  should visit.

I asked for BEWBS and boy did I get BEWBS!  (I even got some PECS!)

Thank you so much to these fabulous contestants for sharing their upper torsos with us:

Sleepless Nights
Frog Ponds Rock
Memarie Lane
Growing A Pair
beggar’s shot glass
The Busy Dad Blog
mommycosm
Adam’s Wife’s Weblog
Immoral Matriarch
calicobebop
Special K
Secrets of a Black Heart
Mommy Is Moody
From Here To There
My Therapy
Lilac Colored Glasses
My Life as a Hotfessional
Alex Year Two
Firecracker Mom!
Cyberbones
Draco’s Rose
Knitting Without Needles
Pictures Taken By Me
Welcome to Married Life
shamelessly sassy
Redefining Perfect
Whiskey In My Sippy Cup

 

 

 

Here Are The Contestants (in no particular order!)

 

*fidgeting*

Is it hot in here?

*ahem*

Anyway!   I know it is really, really hard to pick just one photo with so many fine BEWBS (and 2 sets of awesome PECS), so I decided that you can pick up to 3 photos to vote for.

Aren’t I nice?

Find your favorite 3 photos.
Note the numbers in the Upper, Left-hand Corner of photos.
Vote for those 3 numbers.

NOW VOTE!

**Poll is now closed.  Winner was 09.  Runners up – 2nd: 13, 3rd: 23. Congrats, BEWBS!**

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Voting will remain open until 12:01am CST Saturday, June 7th.

 

GOOD LUCK TO ALL THESE FINE BEWBS AND PECS!  “The Rack” is proud to be in your company!

 

The Travelling T-Shirt Meets The Rack

I’ve had a pretty fun time joking about my rack on this lovely website.  I have hailed The Glorious Rack in all its wonder… I have also called it a couple of socks with oranges in them behind The Rack’s back…  shhhh.

“The Rack” gained popularity after I did this fun giveaway, and it’s been a running gag here ever since.

I’m even celebrating each month of 2008 with a picture of The Rack.

And now?  The Rack has met The Travelling T-Shirt.

What is The Travelling T-Shirt, you ask?

The Official Words:

The Travelling T-Shirt has come from Lightening Online and is making its way around the world until December 1st when one lucky participant will be voted a winner and Lightening will gift that person a cash amount (determined by the total number of participants). For more information please visit the Travelling T-Shirt page.

 

I am honored to say that The Rack has been The Travelling T-Shirt‘s first stop on the glorious journey it will no doubt take between now and December.  Bloggers All Over The Place will have a chance to do silly and fun things with The Travelling T-Shirt and then pass it on to others.  Every time it gets passed, the Cash Jackpot grows!

Each blogger gets to decide how the next will be chosen…

So…

I want to see your rack. 

Send me your (clothed) BEWBS!  (Seriously.  No unfettered Melons, please.)

And yes!  Men are welcome to join in.  Ante up those PECS!

This post is up at 12:01AM CST, Tuesday June 3rd.  You have until 10:00PM CST, Wednesday June 4th to photograph Your Rack in all its Glory, and send your photo to me: thelotuscarroll@gmail.com

That’s almost 2 whole days, so I better get lots of Awesome BEWBS and PECS in my inbox!

On Thursday, The Masses will excercise the Power of The Vote!  That’s right… YOU will decide whose BEWBS or PECS I will send The Travelling T-Shirt to next!  (By anonymous poll.)

Now grab your rack and your camera and get to it!  I’m waiting!

 

*BEWBS*

(sorry, just wanted to type it one more time)