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I know I’m supposed to publish a post about cheesy things I’m thankful for, but instead, you get penis train tracks. You’re welcome.

Posted by Lotus, aka Sarcastic Mom in Humor, Miscellaneous Blabbering on November 26, 2009

Why I should not be allowed to play with children’s toys in the presence of actual children:

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I’ll have you know that I used every single piece of track that we have to build this masterpiece.  And yes. I’M PROUD.

I like to call it Thomas’s Hard Day or Where Thomas Gets Off.

Oh, shut up. It’s funny, and you know it.

And the truth is, while I’d like to say I did this on purpose, it was actually a happy (?) accident. I noticed it when I stepped back later.

Suck on that, Freud.

(Hahaha, I said SUCK, get it? Oh yeah.)

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PS: I’m thankful for a LOT. Like them, and us, and you.

And bewbs.

And schlongs. (you knew it was coming back again, right?)

Happy Thanksgiving, you crazy kids.

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