Posts Tagged tired
The ironic post that wasn’t really ironic but was more just dumb.
Posted by Lotus, aka Sarcastic Mom in Miscellaneous Blabbering on March 24, 2009
Sitting on my couch right now rather vegged. It’s 11:10pm on Monday night and I’m blinking as I notice the time because, uh? I usually post the next day’s post at midnight, and well, that’s less than an hour from now, and as you are reading this you realize that I have not written more than 2 sentences of a post and it’s about nothing but my current predicament. Which is really a rather lame way to start a post. I meant, which is really an AWESOME way to start a post. (I am so lazy that is the extent to which I’m going to go to convince you. Not convinced? Me either.)
What are you supposed to do when you’re such a raging lazy douche that you know you need to write your post, and it needs to be done immediately, but you’re still all, “waahhh, I’m too lazy to do this…” ?
Well, if you’re also an attention seeking whinebag, you Tweet your lamentations.
And then people respond.

You laugh. Then you go, uh, but really… what am I going to write about tonight?
And then you write about how you didn’t have anything to write about and it was almost midnight when you usually post and you didn’t really feel like writing about something so you Tweeted about it and then you got responses and then you laughed and then you wondered what you were going to write about.
Yeah. I totally went there.
And the most awesome thing is that when you’re done typing up your pathetic excuse for a post, and you wonder, “What photo could I possibly use on this post?” You decide that the best photo of all for this post would be a photo of the post.
So there.
They suck our souls dry of energy, like a sweet, sweet nectar.
Posted by Lotus, aka Sarcastic Mom in My Son, Parenting, Video on February 27, 2009
I would have written an actual post, but this monster wore me out today.
Seriously, there are some days when I have nothing left after the five million and sixth high pitched scream. I just want to bang my head against the wall and wonder, “Why, oh why, did I ever procreate?”
I have to look at cute pictures that make me remember what a love-munch he can be and then go to sleep, and hope for a better day to follow.
What do you do to stop from popping the little head off your tantrumer/screamer/brat?
I always wanted a kid with an egg growing out of his head.
Posted by Lotus, aka Sarcastic Mom in Humor, My Son, Parenting, Pregnancy on November 8, 2008
Dear Braden,
You are endlessly in motion!
Mommy is SO TIRED. Mommy is SO EMOTIONAL.
Remember how Mommy keeps telling you to stop throwing your various body parts on Mommy’s belly because there is a baby growing in there and we don’t want to hurt it? That baby is growing so much that it’s taking all of Mommy’s energy away from her. It’s SUCKING OUT HER FRIGGIN’ LIFE FORCE.
All your silly energy is awesome. Mommy really loves and appreciates it. Your songs and dances make Mommy smile so much.
But sometimes Mommy just can’t keep up with you right now… and that’s okay, except when things get a bit dangerous.
So, for the next couple of months, could you please stop:
- running
- climbing
- jumping
- running
- twirling
- leaping
- running A FREAKING LOT
- taking off your diaper and peeing on the kitchen floor, THEN running through the puddle, slipping, falling and bashing your head
Because Mommy is seriously going to have a heart attack if you don’t CHILL OUT.
Love,
Mommy
Midget’s Kickin’ My Ass!
Posted by Lotus, aka Sarcastic Mom in Pregnancy on November 5, 2008
By request of the most lovely and admired Maria - my favorite Immorial Matriarch, I give you a glimpse at the projected winner of Only Human To Push A Head Through My Vagina in 2009. (There are currently no other candidates, so it’s not a very heated race.)

The Official Pregnancy ticker is at 8 and a half weeks. I’m feeling very grateful to be here.
Still so tired I feel like a midget’s kickin’ my ass and there’s nothing I can do about it. Oh wait, that’s pretty much true, right? Ha! On a related note, if I owe you emails or anything else, forgive me. I’m so freaking out of it. Send me reminders, please.
Nausea comes and goes and is quite debilitating at times. No actual puking so far, just like with Braden. Amen to that. Already gaining some weight. Booo @ that.
Yo, Obama, Congrats! Now… we already have a puppy – how about some Health Care Reform? This prenatal care cost with no health insurance hurts, man. (Can’t wait to see the hospital bill for the delivery, aaagghhh.)
Argh, Stress = bad!
*happy thoughts of candy canes*
























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