Who needs a dishwasher?

Just get yourself a handy-dandy lush dawg.

The Mexican. He is, additionally, good for floor cleaning, table begging, child entertainment, barking at nothing, and being an all-around loveable doofus.

(And I only want to microwave him sometimes. Really.)

Ron Jeremy’s Day Job

Is it just a little creepy that Braden has a wooden (hehehe) toy that looks like a well-known porn star?

Ron Jeremy: by night, he lights your fire, during the day, he puts it out!

Check out the open collar. The moustache.

Nice “hose,” Ron.