Googleballsuckery. Yep.

A week ago I
noticed that Feedburner was
consumed by Google.

Google purchased them
quite some time ago, yes, but
now they’re moving feeds.

Feedburner clients
must move all feeds to Google
lest they be destroyed.

Everyone’s all,
“O-M-G! I’m so scared! Don’t
want to move my feed!”

I was hesitant
but the threat of losing it
all drove me to act.

Know what Google is?
An Internet Overlord.
Better watch my back.

Speak of them poorly
and they might wipe me off the
Internet for good!

Screw it. I’m talkin.
Yesterday they totally
assed up my blog feed.

They dumped all my links
from Del.icio.us on it,
without my say so!

Readers were confused.
Probably a bit annoyed.
And me? Well I was

just really happy
that I keep all my Asian
porn on Digg instead.

(between you and me?
this Googleballsuckery
is pissing me off.)