Fatten The Assen
When Dawn did it recently, I found out about this:
So today I’m going to join in, because I freakin’ love me some food and some face-hole fillin’.
Today’s recipe request from Natural Mommy (as per her schedule) is:
Um, do cookies count as snacks? Because I have a kickass cookie recipe that’s definitely unhealthy. And you want it. Trust me.
I made them for the first time this past Christmas, and John was in love. This is a special cookie. We will only ever make it at Christmas, to preserve the specialosity. Besides, it’s a family tradition.
My mom has made these cookies every year at Christmas for as long as I can remember, and they are my all-time favorite cookies. Why are they my ATF Cookies? Well, because, they’re THE BEST COOKIES EVER. Seriously. Like, make you want to lock yourself in a closet with a batch of them and touch yourself while you eat them kind of cookies.
You’re rolling your eyes. Clearly, you do not understand.
But make these as your next sinful, unhealthy snack, and you will bow down to the wonder of:
SPITZBUBEN
But be careful. One too many of these contributed to Kevin & Leroy.





