Freaking out, just a little.

*runs into your room in a fluster*

*trips and falls on face*

*gets up, brushes self off*

*spazz-dork smile*

*grabs you and shakes*

*breathes erratically*

DID YOU SEE? DID YOU SEE!?

*gasp, wheeze, choke*

I’m a FINALIST for Best New Blog in the 2008 Bloggies!

(this is even better than blogger’s choice awards, guys!)

I am taking requests for what you want in return for your vote.
I am shameless.

VOTE FOR ME, PLEASE!

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From My Inbox, Episode 2

Episode 1

So, I checked one of my email accounts the other day, and was delighted to find I had received these 2 pieces of mail:

First:
Subject: We have Local Christian Singles in your Zip Code

You do? You have them? Where are you keeping them? And what are you planning on doing with them, exactly!? Just who are “you” anyway!?! And WHY are you trying to get ME involved in all of this!?! *becomes frantic*

Second:
Subject: Meet Black Singles In Your Area

Okay. I’m not opposed. Is this a prime directive? Is there something you’re implying here? Have I come off as racist? Did I ever say that I DIDN’T want to meet black singles in my area? Wait, was it that post where I was all, like, “I totally go to any length imaginable to avoid black singles in my area…” that tipped you off? I mean, I just really prefer black singles outside of my area, ya know what I mean? *wink*

WTH?

I’m really wondering why I got on the mailing list for these, anyway.

Everyone knows that I only really get hot for Hispanic Atheists.

Sheesh.