You taste your eyeballs, right?

Because mine taste like a different kind of candy every day. Today they taste like Jolly Ranchers.

What, you think that’s weird? You’re just jealous. You wish your eyeballs were tasty and delicious, like mine.

But guess what? I like you so much I’ll let you lick my eyeballs.
And this is why you should vote for me as Best Eye Candy Blog. Every day even!

Tomorrow, they could taste like Nerds, Smarties, or even Twizzlers.

So vote for me because you love Gobstoppers and Snickers, Sprees, Laffy Taffy, and Blow Pops.

Or because you think this blog is visually appealing?

Or just because you like me.