That skinny b*tch…

I learned a lot of posing tricks here, thank you very much. Wearing all black too can hide those unwanted bulges.

Lynn’s last blog post..Bee Skinny

i do poses like that ALL the time! i just had my third baby a year ago and i have a kevin and leroy of my own. i think you are inspiring me to kick their asses out the door! good luck with all that dancing!
Twitter: molassa

I think we can have our own mommy cult and totally pull off making that pose natural. sure our kids may have to fend for themselves when we can’t cook or pick them up or do any chores. but hey atleast we will all look skinny right? and probably need good chiropractors. Good luck with Billy Blanks. I can only take him about 2-3 weeks a year.

Kara – down to earth mommy’s last blog post..Was that really necessary?

Ooooh so THATS how you have to stand to avoid all the unwanted fatty bulges from appearing. Makes sense now maybe I’ll try it next time i’m on the scale and cant bear to look!

Mackenzies Momma’s last blog post..Mother’s little speech book

Next time someone points a camera in my direction, I’m TOTALLY going to do that. So what if everyone else is smiling and looking at the camera?!

I’ve been meaning to post some skinny pics of me on my skinny blog… will have to do that. I was a skinny B too. Stupid, stupid, skinny B. I used to wear baggy clothes to hide my skinny arse, which I thought was fat. Puh-leeze.

Kat’s last blog post..The Kid Kicks Daddy’s Butt

you are really funny!:) I love this post!

Zsolt72′s last blog post..Photohunters: skinny

oh gawd, you are killin’ me… that is hysterical.

btw, fred and ethel backfat? are now my b*itches!!!!

janet’s last blog post..Is it me?
Twitter: planetofjanet

that last pose is the ‘ultimate’!! Way to go..

napaboaniya’s last blog post..Photo Hunt : Skinny

That last pose made me laugh so hard! Thankyou!!!

Veronica (Sleepless Nights)’s last blog post..I Wonder How People Find Me Here

LOL….ya, I wonder the same thing with myself too. I really, really LOVED your ‘catwalk’ photo session….loved it!!!! All the wonderful poses for us….it was great.

My skinny photo is published now, would you care to visit with me? I’d love to have you drop by!!

You nutter… You are still skinny you silly thing…

gosh you make me laugh.. but truly lotus.. you are still very slim

cheers kim xxx

kim’s last blog post..Talk me into it..Puuurrrleeeaaase

What are you talking about? You look mighty good to from way over here! Funny post, I like it!

My skinny post is up too!

http://intrepidlywrong.blogspot.com/

Aleckii’s last blog post..Photohunt: Skinny

Girl, you’re a kook. But I may have to try that pose anyway. I was looking at some of my high school field hockey pics… boy, I was like, Linda Hamilton buff! Now? More like Jabba the Hutt.

Bipolarlawyercook’s last blog post..Fair and balanced

You are bonkers, woman. LOL

Gordo’s last blog post..Happy Birthday!

Looks like your boob is growning a hand in that last pose. That would definitely distract attention from everything else!

BTW, you are still a skinny b*tch… you can still see the door behind you!

Carrie’s last blog post..Good Things
Twitter: koehmstedt

That last pose is perfect. Very funny post.

jennifer’s last blog post..Photo Hunter- Theme

You look fabulously hot in that black dress and red blouse (I can’t remember the last time I willingly exposed my abs like that). Hey, you’re still hot…Kevin and Leroy need to f*ck off!

You’ve got that pose down pat…hilarious!

Jamie’s last blog post..Sandboxes to Conquer, Parks to Explore

Oh excellent pose, and you probably burned a calorie falling down laughing when you were done!

Dawn’s last blog post..Showin’ off on Saturday

I don’t care what you say or think, I think you are foxy no matter what!

Secret Agent Mama’s last blog post..Scrolling Saturday I

I woke up this morning thinking I’m going to have to do something with my gut that I’ve been manufacturing. I think I am probably going to have to join some fitness club where I actually have to pay and go in front of other people to actually get some results. My at home attempts haven’t been consistent enough.

Junebug’s last blog post..The Cow’s Out of the Barn Again!

Actually I said too many times.

Junebug’s last blog post..The Cow’s Out of the Barn Again!

Now if only I can learn to hold that last pose at church, at preschool, grocery shopping, going out to dinner,etc…I wouldn’t even need to bother with my new diet!

Beth_C’s last blog post..Has anyone ever told you that you look just like…

great pics! oh and fyi… you are STILL skinny! I am jealous that you only have Kevin and Leeroy… Lets just say you’d be thinking Michelin man if you saw my back and stomach! lol

I couldn’t think of any pics for skinny that I had, or shots to take… mind’s still numb from what is so far a 3 day migraine >_<

but seriously, you look friggin fan-bloody-tastic… I am very envious!!

Marylin’s last blog post..Friday’s Feast # 3

Oh Lotus that last sentence cracked me UP! And the picture of you with the short hair, all in black, is really pretty!

amy’s last blog post..Un-Disney
Twitter: amy2boys

Good for you – I think you look fine, though. But it’s not about me here, it’s about you.

I signed up for my second marathon in hopes of dropping about 25 pounds.

Now, I’m just trying to find a way to incorporate your pose at the grocery store.

Gretchen’s last blog post..Finally Friday.

hehehe – cute post… LOL funny when I hit the perfect pose.
It actually works! I’m going to try that, except against a black background.

GoingLikeSixty’s last blog post..Anderson Cooper and Jessica Simpson Together with Pres. Bush, Vice-President Pitts

From here on out, that’s my new look… I’ll make sure people know who to thank for it.

AmyM’s last blog post..This is the sound of crazy.

Heh. I have a friend I call Skinny Bitch. You know you can call anybody anything if you put skinny in front of it.

I bet if you moved to Hollywood you could stand around like that all the time and no one would think it was odd…

Marlee’s last blog post..I Have PMS, But You Won’t Have to Hear About it

I stand like that all the time. totally natural.

Kim’s last blog post..Scrolling Saturday Part Deux- Pavlov’s Dog

well, it may not look natural, but it worked! You look like a very slim, very spastic woman!

Makeshift Mama’s last blog post..So, about all my drama…

Hmmm….if you could get another brunette and a blond to pose like that right next to you, you’d all look like Charlie’s Angels.

Tasina’s last blog post..Deep Thoughts

I think you look great but more power to you for getting fit. Maybe you can tackle my back fat next? Nah, I guess I need to do that alone.

Chantelle’s last blog post..Oops I Did It Again*

That is a pose that has come quite naturally to me all my life. I don’t know what all the fuss is about. However, when I try to stand that way lately all my muscles start to spasm at the same time – the back, the legs, the feet. It’s not a pretty picture.

I agree that you look fantastic – you do a good job of keeping Kevin and LeRoy out of the picture. I’m rooting for you to kick them off your back and into oblivion soon. Dancing is such great exercise. I know – I used to do it.

Eve’s last blog post..Fabric Postcards

I’ll have to remember that pose… The useful information you can pick up on the internet!

Z’s last blog post..Bizarre News of the day

And! head-to-toe black. Looks like we share closets!

Ree’s last blog post..I Think I Should Move The Flasher

OMG, that was too freakin’ funny! I love it.

Thanks for the laughs…and that pose. But, I’m not sure I can get my body to maneuver like that. *LOL*

CrAzY Working Mom’s last blog post..The Band Meme

Too funny!

Being superskinny is overrated.

Megan H’s last blog post..Step 4: We hire the worst actors in New York

Well you can be as skinny as a rake but once gravity takes over and the years pass the skin still hangs off in swathes!
Cheers

Maddy’s last blog post..Master Muffet

I do love a good pose. I haven’t figured out how to hold still like this while teaching, but I will try. As for the dancing, may I also recommend the on-demand cable videos (if you have cable) of Bhangra dancing? Hilarious, fun workout even the boy will enjoy playing along with…

MommyTime’s last blog post..Doggie Deserves a Little Love

PS I voted for you as many times as the system would let me.

MommyTime’s last blog post..Doggie Deserves a Little Love

i remember those days of thinking i was fat, then having a child and realizing i had no idea what real chub was…..i wish i wasnt so lazy….then id be working my ass out once in a while…
i paid PAID to get the fit tv channel and its just one more i surf on by in the quest of something better to watch lol…
i guess i thought id loose weight just buy paying for that damn channel…

Noahs Mom’s last blog post..Mah Art

LOL…love the pose. Can you say ‘Diva’? I knew you could.

Alas…I’m pretty bummed at missing WW for the past few weeks. I have one broken camera and the other I broke my camera’s battery charger and have been put on photo-taking lockdown. That means I can only take pictures for work. Waaah! Do you know how incredibly unexciting potential cell phone sites are? Still, if you guys are up for looking at a dirt patch where a monopalm will go. I’ll post them.

fabooj’s last blog post..What’s not unexpected…

HILARIOUS!!!
Yes I used to be a skinny bitch too! Those were the days. It does not feel good to step on a scale and find out you weigh as much as you do the day you birthed your firstborn! According to my mom I was unnaturally thin. Whatever, I liked looking like a twig. Now if I could just get me thighs to look like one…

amy’s last blog post..This is what I wish I was doing…

My boyd hurts just looking at that pose….you can be that girl again, I know you can.

Can you also come vote for my poem?
http://wannabeawritersomeday.blogspot.com/2008/01/i-am-entering-poetry-contest-yikes-and.html
Share it if you like with others? Voting ends 1/15

Thanks,

Penelope Anne’s last blog post..Voting is Open

Ha ha! That last pose? I stand like that exclusively.

Oh, The Joys’s last blog post..Meditations On Burbling

Hey, that pose really works, I just tried it!!

BTW, you’re still a ‘hot-mama’ no matter how you used to look. Best of luck with ole’ Billy Blanks – I actually used his tapes too and LOVE his workouts.

have a great weekend.

Angie’s last blog post..Manic

My new be the change philosophy for my own weight loss is real women have curves. I don’t want Boudreaux and Thibodeaux around any more either, but I do want to keep it real.

Thanks for the Saturday smile.

cajunvegan’s last blog post..All Pimpin’ All the Time

I still think you’re gorgeous. Some women gain like several pant sizes after pregnancy, and unless your pose is just THAT good, I don’t see much difference for you! Punk.

I was fat in all of my kiddie pics. Well, past age 6, anyway. I was thin from age 2-6, and then fat from there.

That’s okay, because Aaron revealed to me recently that he “likes meat.” So I guess I’m okay.

lol, one of the best entries today, thanks for shring.

Mine is up at 2Cents Worth and
4SeasonsOfMyLife
. Hope you can all visit me too. Happy Photo Hunting.

You are awesome and I love how that last photo caught you off guard in a conpletely natural moment!

Don Mills Diva’s last blog post..Passages

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Karla ~ Looking Towards Heaven’s last blog post..It bears mentioning again

I love reading your blogs. You are hilarious. You named your back fat. That is classic.
As for your new pose…I totally stand like that all the time. Very natural.

Mrs. F’s last blog post..What The??? No, Seriously…What The F^&k????

One of our Christmas cards this year was a pic of two friends of ours who are overweight. They had been posed laying on their stomachs with their chins in their hands. It actually worked really well for camoflauging everything, but I like your pose better.

Marie’s last blog post..Ahem

I think you look fabulous! But good for you if you are determined to tone up.

As always, funny funny.

Jenni’s last blog post..Scrolling Saturday: Mouth Plugs

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If I posed lik that I would fall flat on my butt. lol You made me laugh once again. Have a good weekend!

Mariela’s last blog post..Photohunt #4: skinny

So .. I was wondering .. after looking at that last photograph (lovely, by the way) .. that pose … did you leave anything on the floor?

lceel’s last blog post..Saturday, January 12
Twitter: lceel

Hot. Simply hot.

Deb (Missives From Suburbia)’s last blog post..Love or Fear?

Kevin and Leroy should be proud of themselves: They are the result of birthing a beautiful child.

Love the the pics….you look HAWT!
ROFL….if only we could vogue all day, we can all look thin

Momisodes’s last blog post..Get The Skinny In a Mini

You are enviable as you are, my love.

VDog’s last blog post..Haiku Update
Twitter: VDog

You are a HOOT!!! I love coming by and readying your Blog!!!! and because Braden is on the blog also!! I want them cheeks soooooooo bad and those Blue eyes!!! This is for all the post that were on this page! I love it!

Shalom
Ne.

Are you sure Kevin and Leroy are on your back, I still say you can pass for that skinny bitch. I have back fat, but I can hide it, its the “baby” fat up front, I have a problem hiding! I have had people ask when I am due! Not an ego booster at all!!!

justmylife’s last blog post..An update on the boy….

I just pee’d my pants…seriously! LOL!

And sister, you are so fine! If you wanna see backfat I can show you backfat! LOL!

I do that pose in the lunch line at work. People look at me funny, but I sure do get my sammiches fast.

Autumn Dahlia’s last blog post..Mattress Distress

Damn, you’re hot. I feel all flustered and suddenly uncertain.

Candy’s last blog post..It’s Friday, and that means…

I KNOW! How the HELL did we not see how fabulous we were back when we were fabulous!

Oh well, our babies love us, stretch marks, back fat and all.

Oh yes, and my dance-workout DVDs are on the way too.

alala’s last blog post..bibbity-bobbity…

I just fell in love with you.

Christine’s last blog post..One day closer to AARP, except I have to really work to retire, right?

Hmm. Let me know if you ever kick that back fat! I hate mine too. I blame pregnancy stretch from my son. Surely I never gave permission for my body to store fat there. And here I am with baby number two on the way…things will really get bad!

laura’s last blog post..Sunny and Cold

Cracking.up.laughing!

Your picture captions are hilarious! I just stopped by because there was a link on Sleeping Mommy’s site for you. I had never visited her site before today either. She had left a comment on Little Miss’s site who is a friend of mine.

I will be back. I LOVE sarcasm!

Sweet Yet Sassy’s last blog post..Busy Weekend

Standing that way is one thing, I need to learn to walk that way.

So. Mhm. Well….

I was a skinny bitch once too.

Well, compared to now—I wasn’t rail thin like SOME people I know (were and still are).

After I took a picture of those shoes, I had my daughter take a couple of me….standing with my side to the camera, because that’s supposed to be one of the ways to look thinner (see, your “perfect post picture” has you sideways). Well, even with my nearly 50 pound weight loss, I still look like…hm….best way to put it….an upside down pear…big on top….but my legs have been my best feature for several years (that’s just after my amazing red hair, which looks better when I take a shower in the morning. If I take one before bed, I’ve got, well…bedhead). Even now I think I’ve got the legs of a much thinner person.

But, I looked at the 3 or 4 she took and I figure….if you see those, they will be while they are burning.

And it’s a digital camera…

gotta get our my own dance exercise videos….

I hate winter. The fun with the snow and everything ended about when it (FINALLY) began…..

Yes, another late night. How are we up so late? :-S

Back to my crocheting!

Allison (aka AngelGal)’s last blog post..Wordless Wednesday #3 – First in 5 Years!