The best of today.
Because sometimes you just have to take the pulse of your Twitter followers. while you’re drunk and curious about what the best part of their day was and try not to laugh when people say things like “I didn’t crap my pants.”
I asked:
Which, I fully acknowledge, is a total ripoff from Dora the Explorer. But I PROMISE I won’t ask your kids a question in a minute, and then tell them that I want them to say the answer LOUDER.
(What a cunt! Who authorized that in a children’s show? As if I need my kid saying ANYTHING LOUDER.)
Ahem.
I thought you might like to see the responses I got…
Holy.Shit.
Can I just say, it’s really freaktasting hard to do all those damn image captures and links when you’re drunk? Because, um, yeah.
I’m not even going to tell you how many times I had to correct the typos in that last sentence. The first time I typed it, it said something about fromage crimpage when I’m stank. Or something of that nature.
During my quest to find out what the everyone’s favorire part of their day was, @undomesticdiva queried the same back at me. My asnwer was:

It’s true. And it works pretty much any time you try it, in case you’re wondering.































Craig
“Fromage crimpage when I’m stank”? Stop it… my sides hurt! You’re too much. LMAO! Anyways, my entry: “Online with wife in Texas”. Booyah.
Mishi
Best. Post. Evar.
Kim
Best part of yesterday…sitting in the sunshine watching my kids play.
Tara R.
Best part? Watching my son happily head to school. A long time coming.
Twitter: Tara_R
Sarah
Oh goodness! The inmate swallowed the toothbrush made me literally LOL!
And thank you for including my answer
Twitter: SarahCB1208
Jen
Just FYI… The inmate also swallowed the toothpaste cap, and all the toothpaste in the tube. And yes Lotus, he was a pussy for not swallowing the tube itself.
Heather
Awesome answers! For me? Co-worker brought in homemade chili.
Nicole
Texts from a new love.
<3
Flea
Making owl eyelashes