The BEWBS Just Keep Showing Up
- At June 10, 2008
- By Lotus Carroll
- In BEWBS/The Rack
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The Travelling T-Shirt is on the way to its next Bloggie Stop: Kaiser Mommy.
Dawn is the owner of the Fabulous Rack (BEWBS!) that all of you wonderful readers voted as best.
CONGRATULATIONS, DAWN!
Official Acceptance Speech From Dawn:
I’d like to thank the academy of wonderful Sarcasticmom.com readers who voted for me, my husband for always offering to hold mah bewbs for me when the load is too heavy, my son for encouraging me to carry him all the time to build my arm muscles, I’d like to thank God for um … blessing? …. me with porn star dimensions naturally, I’d like to thank contestant #12 for giving me such a run for my money – I voted for you, you HAWT thing! and finally, (music plays …) I’d like to thank my Panache Tango II Superbra for supporting me all these years! Thank You All!
Let’s not forget our 2 fabulous runners up! Congratulations, BEWBS Ladies!
Second Place: Nikki, Secrets of a Black Heart
Third Place: Tena, My Therapy
Now, I may be a total assbrain for so many reasons, they would not even fit on this page to think it would be a prize for someone to guest post here. But I’d love to harass these three fine ladies into guest posting… you know, so that we can get to know them a bit more now that you have all given them accolades for their, um, obvious endowments.
What do you say? Let’s get to know the BRAINS behind our winning BEWBS!
An honorable mention goes to a sweet, sassy, and silly friend of mine, Angie, who didn’t want to be considered since she’s not officially blogging yet. Instead, she just wanted to send me her Bouncin’ Preggo BEWBS just for fun. Everyone needs a friend like that, right?
Here’s her Rack:

On to the next bit of BEWBS Business. (Have you noticed yet how much I like to type, “BEWBS?”)
There was a slight BEWB Mishap in putting together the Best Chest Voting Post. EEEEK!
These BEWBS got lost in my inbox!

And these BEWBS got eaten by my website’s Spam Filter!

It is SO very sad when BEWBS lose their way. *sniff*
In order to make it up to these BEWBS, I’m offering “You Didn’t Even Have A Chance, And That’s Not Fair!” consolation prizes to their owners. Each will receive a Brookstone Floating Photo Frame.
How does it work?
It’s Magic, Dummy. Just like a fine rack.
Last bit of BEWBS Business (for now):
These BEWBS…
…made me laugh so.very.much.
And the fabulous woman (“Mr. Lady“) who owns them has so many creative words of wonderfulness and hilarity on a regular basis that if you’re not subscribed to her website, you are missing out, and should go over there and do that. Now.
For veritably choking me with laughter when I saw her last minute entry into the Best Chest Contest, I am going to give the owner of those BEWBS what she needs. A T-Shirt.
A John Carroll T-Shirt.
These are no longer manufactured, baby, so that’s a collectors item.
Thank you again to all the wonderful contestants who were willing to humor me and entertain you by submitting their upper torsos! You guys rock!
Sleepless Nights
Frog Ponds Rock
Memarie Lane
Growing A Pair
beggar’s shot glass
The Busy Dad Blog
mommycosm
Adam’s Wife’s Weblog
Immoral Matriarch
calicobebop
Special K
Secrets of a Black Heart
Mommy Is Moody
From Here To There
My Therapy
Lilac Colored Glasses
My Life as a Hotfessional
Alex Year Two
Firecracker Mom!
Cyberbones
Draco’s Rose
Knitting Without Needles
Pictures Taken By Me
Welcome to Married Life
shamelessly sassy
Redefining Perfect
Whiskey In My Sippy Cup
Keep yourself abreast (*teehee*) of all that’s happening with The Travelling T-Shirt by subscribing to Lightning Online!
And to the BEWB haters, *gasp!* don’t worry… I’ll start writing actual non-BEWB posts again soon.









Mr Lady
Dude, I won the BEST PRIZE!
That F’er better be autographed. BY THE WHOLE FAMILY. Maybe on the sleeves or something, so I don’t look like I jsut graduated the 7th grade?
Mr Lady’s last blog post..The World’s Leading Authority in Shingles
Bettina
great contest, great contestants! lol You bewb blog all you like cos you do it so very very well
Bettina’s last blog post..Screw Up Tuesday
the planet of janet
i tried to shoot my bewbs but they were so small, you couldn’t see em in the photo.
sigh. i bow to the superiority of the OTHER bewbs. (hey! i like typing bewbs too!)
the planet of janet’s last blog post..I’m thinking perhaps I had taken leave of my senses
Twitter: planetofjanet
zoeyjane
never has fourth place felt so empty. but if i had to be beaten, i’m happy it was by these ladies. (you know i’m winking at you, luna)
and yup, mr lady definitely deserves a special award, being so damn nakkid and witty and all.
zoeyjane’s last blog post..Exhaustication
Tootsie Farklepants
There’s so many tits in this post that I don’t know where to look first. I’m also going to be up front about this and admit that I don’t know what color any of your eyes are.
Tootsie Farklepants’s last blog post..I Put My Appearance in Your Hands
Lightening
I do think we should change the spelling of the word BEWBS in the dictionary. Your way is just SO MUCH better.
Lightening’s last blog post..City Cousins Visit The Country Cousins
frogpondsrock
I am just thrilled to bits that someone other than Veronica voted for my BEWBS.. oh and me oops I voted for my own BEWBS
but that still leaves 6 SIX Wonderful people that voted for my BEWBS… YAY YAY YAY YAY…
frogpondsrock’s last blog post..Weekly Winners
Taz
hehe..
BEWBS.. FTW
Taz’s last blog post..so very cute.. (two teeth showing too)
Veronica
Oh the curse of the poor lost BEWBS.
Veronica’s last blog post..Instructions for cleaning the toilet:
wright
That was fun! I can’t wait to see where the shirt ends up!
wright’s last blog post..Meme-a-lem-a-ding-dong
~JJ!
Only you would have me admiring other bewbs.
And I enjoyed it too.
~JJ!’s last blog post..Guilty
Dawn
omg. is it bad that I KNEW that was Mr. Lady?
okay. and there is some cheesy commercial on right now where they just said “nickels and dimes” and I tty thought they said “nipples and dimes.”
Dawn’s last blog post..Was this wrong of me?
Miss Britt
Oh how I love the word “BEWBS”.
I was sitting at work the other day, just muttering it to myself.
“BEWBS… beeWWWWWWWWbs.”
I don’t know why people think I’m weird.
Miss Britt’s last blog post..Is This What U2 Meant By “Stuck In A Moment”?
From Dawn Till Rusk
I am sorry to gatecrash this blog, but I wanted as many people to read this story about a 26-year-old leukaemia sufferer who is writing an online diary with one aim -to save others.
It is so utterly moving and, for any mum out there, totally heartbreaking.
He only has weeks left to live – I just thought it would be nice if he received all the support he could get from us mums out there.
From Dawn Till Rusk’s last blog post..The most heartbreaking story you will read this year
Karen MEG
Awesomeness!!!
Lovely BEWBS, all.
I didn’t recognize Mr. lady without her Lego armour, though.
You are too kule, Lotus.
Karen MEG’s last blog post..Doctor, doctor
Sarah
It’s not often that I take pictures of my bewbs…so thanks for giving me a reason!! *G*
Sarah’s last blog post..I broke my toe while sleeping…
Twitter: sadiecass
Ree
bewbs bewbs – well, that is kinda fun. one handed typing.
Dawn, you rawk.
Mr. Lady – we need to see that t-shirt when it arrives.
Ree’s last blog post..Seriously? Me?
MommyTime
I would just like to add that not only does Dawn have a rockin’ rack, she is also a very very nice person who will email you personally if you post a comment about suffering similar difficulty to hers in locating brassiers to house your own disproportionate cup-to-band-size bewbs. And she will tell you where to shop. And you will feel as if someone sent you lollipops and unicorns wrapped in sweet sweet music. So she deserves a lot of love and new readers.
MommyTime’s last blog post..The incompetent gardener
Allie
DAMMIT! I was unaware pregnant BEWBS were allowed. I thought that was cheating. Now I am very sad and hugely disappointed. I would scratch my husband’s eyeballs out for one of those t-shirts. All hail John Carroll!!! Crap, craptastic, crap infinity, crapulator.
Kay (Special K)
I thank you for the opportunity to show the girls off. Who knew I would actually get votes? Not me, you gave me good self esteem Lotus, that beats any prize!
Kay (Special K)’s last blog post..My man has many hats
Tranny Head
Hooray! I’m a WINNER TOO, DAMNIT!
Tranny Head’s last blog post..Totally Incensed Tuesday 14 – Today’s T.I.T. = Virginia
Dirty Laundry Diva
I loved this contest and the whole guest posting idea is cool! I may need to steel it from ya!
Thanks everyone for sharing your rack!
Dirty Laundry Diva’s last blog post..Dirty Laundry Diva Wants to Know….
Colleen
What’s next, Lotus, a carnival of booty? Xob
Seriously, I forgive you for losing my bewbs. At least I still have them and don’t have to tuck them into my socks just yet. :O) That *is* a great magical prize, but you don’t have to spend good money on lil ol me… Though it would look RAD on my desk at work…I’d be the envy of all cubical-kind…
Colleen’s last blog post..The good, the bad and the funny
Twitter: mommy_wins
Lou Lohman
Well, now that this is over, I suppose I can get my salivary glands back under control. I’ve been leaving a TRAIL everywhere I go, like a friggin’ snail. Only not slimy.
Lou Lohman’s last blog post..31 years is coming
Twitter: lceel
Catscratch Diva
I would have gladly flashed my cleveage. Dang the luck!
Congrats to the winners!!
Catscratch Diva’s last blog post..Hottie of the Day: Jeffrey Donovan
LunaNik
Mr. Lady’s t-shirt should say…
I sent Lotus my BEWBS and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.
Haha! I crack myself up.
Thanks a bunch for guest posting honors. I’m looking forward to getting vulgar all up in here.
Congrats and kudos to all who submitted a pic! And thanks again Lotus for hosting this boob-a-licious contest.
LunaNik’s last blog post..My Hubs Broke the Computer!
tenakim
Yeah, thanks, Lotus, ya got me shakin’ in my boots with total writer’s block now that I have to write a post that will be read by actual people, seeing as how you’re so popular and all!
And all this just because I have a new Victoria’s Secret bra and a tight fitting shirt that really must do me justice- because I did NOT think my rack was all that!
Seriously, I’m flattered and it was fun, but I’m still clueless what to write about, but excited.
Jenty
LMAO!! I love this contest!
And as for Mr Lady… that was the classic
Jenty’s last blog post..Macro of an Aloe Flower
Twitter: jenty
Holly
Aw, now I wish I had remember to submit my rack.
Every time I see the word “BEWBS” I just crack up!
Holly’s last blog post..Rorschach test for parents
Memarie Lane
You know, I was trying to figure out why your husband looked familiar, for the longest time. He looks just like the guy who was dating Sienna Miller, Rhys something.
Memarie Lane’s last blog post..Bonanza?
Hockeyman
I hope this becomes a monthly, if not weekly, contest. Daddy loves to look at the bewbies. Especially when encouraged to do so in such a critical analytical form. Bravo to Lotus and bravo to all the wonderful bewbies.
Hockeyman’s last blog post..Adventures in Potty Going
shannymar
You can never have enough BEWB posts!
shannymar’s last blog post..This is the post that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends…
jennyonthespot
Oh my heck… this is great…
jennyonthespot’s last blog post..Nosie’s New Look
Christine
Mah boobs totally should have been in this contest, but mah camera is broken.
Oh, and mah boobs is small.
;0
Christine’s last blog post..If I’m not mistaken, today was the first time I kissed a French woman
Deb (Missives From Suburbia)
I have to admit I’m a little sad it’s over. (Although pleased that I picked both #1 and #2. In a horse race, I would have made a MINT!)
Can this become a semi-annual event?
Deb (Missives From Suburbia)’s last blog post..This Post Brought to You By the Number 19
Elaine
I love the “squirrels gone wild” t-shirt – that is total awesomeness!
And I can’t believe that I recognize Tranny Head’s bewbs on your blog! This bloggy world is a small world after all! ; )
Congrats to the boobalicious winners!
Elaine’s last blog post..In Honor of My Two Favorite Fathers
Olga, the Traveling Bra
Holy Cow! Those pictures make me proud to be a bra! God Bless Boobies (& their hardworking bras) everywhere! Happy trails Travelling Shirt…may you have as many exciting globetrotting adventures as I…and maybe I’ll bump into you somewheres along the way!
Ta-Ta!
~Olga, the Traveling Bra
http://olgathetravelingbra.blogspot.com/
Olga, the Traveling Bra’s last blog post..Puppy Luv – Manchester, England
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Audubon Ron
I’ve got to say, some of us work hard for a blog living trying to find the most clever nuggets in our lives to write about and YOU resort to the easy way out by parading racks of bewbs all over the place…and thank you, they are all (you know I can’t really say in so many words because I’m a married guy) but yes, these are some of my favorites boobs, I mean blogs.
I have no choice, ladies get a chair, it’s gonna get crotch time.
Audubon Ron’s last blog post..Honey I Love You, But You’ve Got Fecal Plaque
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