The BEWBS Just Keep Showing Up
Official Acceptance Speech From Dawn:
I’d like to thank the academy of wonderful Sarcasticmom.com readers who voted for me, my husband for always offering to hold mah bewbs for me when the load is too heavy, my son for encouraging me to carry him all the time to build my arm muscles, I’d like to thank God for um … blessing? …. me with porn star dimensions naturally, I’d like to thank contestant #12 for giving me such a run for my money – I voted for you, you HAWT thing! and finally, (music plays …) I’d like to thank my Panache Tango II Superbra for supporting me all these years! Thank You All!
Let’s not forget our 2 fabulous runners up! Congratulations, BEWBS Ladies!
Second Place: Nikki, Secrets of a Black Heart
Third Place: Tena, My Therapy
Now, I may be a total assbrain for so many reasons, they would not even fit on this page to think it would be a prize for someone to guest post here. But I’d love to harass these three fine ladies into guest posting… you know, so that we can get to know them a bit more now that you have all given them accolades for their, um, obvious endowments.
What do you say? Let’s get to know the BRAINS behind our winning BEWBS!
An honorable mention goes to a sweet, sassy, and silly friend of mine, Angie, who didn’t want to be considered since she’s not officially blogging yet. Instead, she just wanted to send me her Bouncin’ Preggo BEWBS just for fun. Everyone needs a friend like that, right?
Here’s her Rack:
On to the next bit of BEWBS Business. (Have you noticed yet how much I like to type, “BEWBS?”)
There was a slight BEWB Mishap in putting together the Best Chest Voting Post. EEEEK!
And these BEWBS got eaten by my website’s Spam Filter!
It is SO very sad when BEWBS lose their way. *sniff*
In order to make it up to these BEWBS, I’m offering “You Didn’t Even Have A Chance, And That’s Not Fair!” consolation prizes to their owners. Each will receive a Brookstone Floating Photo Frame.
How does it work?
It’s Magic, Dummy. Just like a fine rack.
Last bit of BEWBS Business (for now):
…made me laugh so.very.much.
And the fabulous woman (“Mr. Lady“) who owns them has so many creative words of wonderfulness and hilarity on a regular basis that if you’re not subscribed to her website, you are missing out, and should go over there and do that. Now.
For veritably choking me with laughter when I saw her last minute entry into the Best Chest Contest, I am going to give the owner of those BEWBS what she needs. A T-Shirt.
A John Carroll T-Shirt.
These are no longer manufactured, baby, so that’s a collectors item.
Thank you again to all the wonderful contestants who were willing to humor me and entertain you by submitting their upper torsos! You guys rock!
Frog Ponds Rock
Growing A Pair
beggar’s shot glass
The Busy Dad Blog
Adam’s Wife’s Weblog
Secrets of a Black Heart
Mommy Is Moody
From Here To There
Lilac Colored Glasses
My Life as a Hotfessional
Alex Year Two
Knitting Without Needles
Pictures Taken By Me
Welcome to Married Life
Whiskey In My Sippy Cup
And to the BEWB haters, *gasp!* don’t worry… I’ll start writing actual non-BEWB posts again soon.