I am far too much of a lazy douche to give you an original post today.***
Instead, I give you last year’s Merry Crotchmas photo:
MERRY CROTCHMAS TO YOU ALL, MAH BELOVED BEESHES.
psssst… keep clicking….
***Mail all angry rants to me at:
Lotus “Lazy Douche” Carroll
1234 Like I Give A Shit Trl
Nashville, TN 56789
#1 by Maggie's Mind on December 25, 2008 - 1:33 AM
You are my favorite lazy douche. Ever. Merry Crotchmas this year and every year.
#2 by Kayla Meow on December 25, 2008 - 2:24 AM
Yay for reruns! Some Lotus posts never get old!
And a Merry one to you and your family as well!!
#3 by Gabriel on December 25, 2008 - 2:35 AM
Merry Crotchmas to you too, Lotus!
(Now let’s see, where’s my Crotchmas gift…)
Gabriels last blog post..I’m not stupid, I do it because I love my job
#4 by kompostela on December 25, 2008 - 4:03 AM
Good posts are never old. They are classic:)))
Merry Crotchmas!
kompostelas last blog post..Some Activities My Toddler Enjoy When The Weather Is Bad
#5 by Taz on December 25, 2008 - 4:49 AM
merry xmas
Tazs last blog post..61 Weeks Old and 3 Weeks Old
#6 by Maria on December 25, 2008 - 9:00 AM
Merry Christmas love!
Marias last blog post..Fuck Yo Santa!
#7 by Jennifer on December 25, 2008 - 10:24 AM
Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah, Merry Crotchmas, Festive Festivus, and I probably forgot a few other holidays, but I should have most of my bases covered.
Jennifers last blog post..Happy Holidays – the nativity edition
#8 by Eve on December 25, 2008 - 11:21 AM
Merry Crotchmas to you, too! Love the pads with boobs – I hope they make you laugh each time you use one.
Eves last blog post..Christmas Day
#9 by Newfoundland Girl on December 25, 2008 - 3:53 PM
Merry Crotchmas!! I love it – best wishes to you and yours.
Newfoundland Girls last blog post..Cranberry White Chocolate Fudge
#10 by Veronica on December 25, 2008 - 6:34 PM
Merry Crotchmas! May you find yourself stuffed with good food and in good company.
Veronicas last blog post..Assvice for the week.
#11 by Nix on December 25, 2008 - 8:25 PM
Merry Christmas to you and yours!!
Nixs last blog post..Merry Christmas!!
#12 by Talina on December 25, 2008 - 8:27 PM
Nothing wrong with being a lazy douche… I am a huge lazy ass today, join the party and eat more chocolate! I am enjoying too much of it myself.
Talinas last blog post..The 12 Days of Christmas, Talina and N’s style
#13 by koehmstedt on December 25, 2008 - 9:12 PM
Merry Christmas!
koehmstedts last blog post..Burn After Reading (a giveaway)
#14 by Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] on December 25, 2008 - 9:45 PM
Totally Nommable.
Oh, wait. Is that inappropriate? If so, apply this comment to a “Braden’s Toes” picture.
Happy Merry Everything!
Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing]s last blog post..From Ours to Yours
#15 by Jennifer on December 25, 2008 - 9:51 PM
Merry Christmas chickie! Hope you and the hubs and the terrible 2 have a special family day!
Jennifers last blog post..Merry Christmas!!!!!!!!!
#16 by Thomas on December 26, 2008 - 9:47 AM
Is this photo of a guy or a girl? Please le me know so I don’t feel so strange.
Thomass last blog post..Merry Christmas?
#17 by Sarcastic Mom, aka Lotus on December 28, 2008 - 12:03 AM
@Thomas,
That is my crotch from last year. Click the link on the words “Merry Crotchmas” above the photo to see last year’s post.
#18 by Lisa on December 26, 2008 - 11:50 AM
*snort*
Merry Crotchmas to you too!!
Lisas last blog post..Yes, I’m here to gloat
#19 by Mama DB on December 26, 2008 - 1:23 PM
Hope your Crotchmas was everything you hoped!
Mwah!
Mama DBs last blog post..I’m shouting it from the rooftops!
#20 by Colleen - Mommy Always Wins on December 26, 2008 - 4:34 PM
Hope you & your family had a lovely crotchmas!
Colleen – Mommy Always Winss last blog post..A little bloggie "to do"
#21 by Jenny on December 26, 2008 - 5:58 PM
What every man wants under the tree!
#22 by Sarah on December 27, 2008 - 3:32 PM
It still makes me laugh…but I left my window open on it when I stepped away fromt he computer and I think it disturbed my hubby a little *lol*
Sarahs last blog post..Back to our regularly scheduled programming…
#23 by Jen @ Mommay's Mayhem on December 27, 2008 - 9:31 PM
lol…very funny. Did he get his present this year too?
Jen @ Mommay’s Mayhems last blog post..Waiting is the hardest part….
#24 by Kara on December 28, 2008 - 1:34 AM
On Christmas night hubby saw me reading the post and wanted to know what it was all about. I explained the backstory… TMI, it wasn’t 30 minutes later when he was taking it as an invitation of a merry crotchmas at our house.
Karas last blog post..A few pics
#25 by kristin on December 28, 2008 - 6:00 PM
Love the crotch! Merry Crotchmas to you Lotus!
kristins last blog post..I Broke Down Finally..
#26 by Manda on December 28, 2008 - 7:20 PM
Lovely photo!
Mandas last blog post..I Have Been A Bad Girl