The Ghost of Crotchmas Past
I am far too much of a lazy douche to give you an original post today.***
Instead, I give you last year’s Merry Crotchmas photo:

MERRY CROTCHMAS TO YOU ALL, MAH BELOVED BEESHES.
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Lotus “Lazy Douche” Carroll
1234 Like I Give A Shit Trl
Nashville, TN 56789





Maggie's Mind
You are my favorite lazy douche. Ever. Merry Crotchmas this year and every year.
Kayla Meow
Yay for reruns! Some Lotus posts never get old!
And a Merry one to you and your family as well!!
Gabriel
Merry Crotchmas to you too, Lotus!
(Now let’s see, where’s my Crotchmas gift…)
Gabriels last blog post..I’m not stupid, I do it because I love my job
kompostela
Good posts are never old. They are classic:)))
Merry Crotchmas!
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Taz
merry xmas
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Maria
Merry Christmas love!
Marias last blog post..Fuck Yo Santa!
Jennifer
Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah, Merry Crotchmas, Festive Festivus, and I probably forgot a few other holidays, but I should have most of my bases covered.
Jennifers last blog post..Happy Holidays – the nativity edition
Eve
Merry Crotchmas to you, too! Love the pads with boobs – I hope they make you laugh each time you use one.
Eves last blog post..Christmas Day
Newfoundland Girl
Merry Crotchmas!! I love it – best wishes to you and yours.
Newfoundland Girls last blog post..Cranberry White Chocolate Fudge
Veronica
Merry Crotchmas! May you find yourself stuffed with good food and in good company.
Veronicas last blog post..Assvice for the week.
Nix
Merry Christmas to you and yours!!
Nixs last blog post..Merry Christmas!!
Talina
Nothing wrong with being a lazy douche… I am a huge lazy ass today, join the party and eat more chocolate! I am enjoying too much of it myself.
Talinas last blog post..The 12 Days of Christmas, Talina and N’s style
Twitter: TalinaN
koehmstedt
Merry Christmas!
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Twitter: koehmstedt
Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing]
Totally Nommable.
Oh, wait. Is that inappropriate? If so, apply this comment to a “Braden’s Toes” picture.
Happy Merry Everything!
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Jennifer
Merry Christmas chickie! Hope you and the hubs and the terrible 2 have a special family day!
Jennifers last blog post..Merry Christmas!!!!!!!!!
Thomas
Is this photo of a guy or a girl? Please le me know so I don’t feel so strange.
Thomass last blog post..Merry Christmas?
Sarcastic Mom, aka Lotus
@Thomas,
That is my crotch from last year. Click the link on the words “Merry Crotchmas” above the photo to see last year’s post.
Twitter: LotusCarroll
Lisa
*snort*
Merry Crotchmas to you too!!
Lisas last blog post..Yes, I’m here to gloat
Mama DB
Hope your Crotchmas was everything you hoped!
Mwah!
Mama DBs last blog post..I’m shouting it from the rooftops!
Colleen - Mommy Always Wins
Hope you & your family had a lovely crotchmas!
Colleen – Mommy Always Winss last blog post..A little bloggie "to do"
Twitter: mommy_wins
Jenny
What every man wants under the tree!
Sarah
It still makes me laugh…but I left my window open on it when I stepped away fromt he computer and I think it disturbed my hubby a little *lol*
Sarahs last blog post..Back to our regularly scheduled programming…
Twitter: sadiecass
Jen @ Mommay's Mayhem
lol…very funny. Did he get his present this year too?
Jen @ Mommay’s Mayhems last blog post..Waiting is the hardest part….
Kara
On Christmas night hubby saw me reading the post and wanted to know what it was all about. I explained the backstory… TMI, it wasn’t 30 minutes later when he was taking it as an invitation of a merry crotchmas at our house.
Karas last blog post..A few pics
kristin
Love the crotch! Merry Crotchmas to you Lotus!
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Manda
Lovely photo!
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