The shoes are still sitting in the garage, being avoided. *sigh*

The shoes are still sitting in the garage, being avoided. sigh

Dear Exceeding Disgusting Degenerate Who Frequented the Mens Room At Cracker Barrel:

I am really appreciative of the fact that my loving husband takes on diaper duties for our son when he comes home. It offers me a chance to relax a little.

Unfortunately, he entered the restroom to change a wet diaper on Monday at some point after you were there. And he occupied much of the same space that you clearly “used” during your time in the facility.

For future reference: That round, shiny porcelain thing that you were in a stall with? THAT was your primary target. Notice how it was just about the same size as your ass (not your face, but I understand your confusion, as you are clearly an Assfacian). It must have seemed like such a coincidence, I know, but trust me – it is purposeful. You are actually supposed to place your “dumping mechanism” over that lovely collection bowl and THAT is where you are intended to make your “deposit.” This is the acceptable way of doing things in our part of the world.

In other words? Shit goes in the toilet. NOT ON THE FLOOR.

The scent of “shit shoe-sole”, even after it has been furiously rubbed on dirt and leaves in the parking area, is not a pleasant thing to a pregnant lady in a car on the ride home.

Please note that your anonymity is the only thing saving your life today.

Sincerely,

One of the MANY people who understand how this whole Public Sanitation thing works.

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#1 by river on October 22, 2008 - 12:31 AM

Ha Ha Ha.

Wash the shoes. Outside, in a bucket of soapy water. With a scrubbing brush. Wearing disposable rubber gloves.

Or throw out the shoes and go shopping for a new pair.

I can’t believe someone would actually do that. (perhaps someone who is mentally ill and has a deathly fear of toilet pans?)

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#2 by SJSFalter on October 22, 2008 - 1:11 AM

I think I just threw up in my mouth…a lot! Im so sorry, that is freaking sick although rather funny when being read by a person half way across the world that did not experience this nastiness.

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#3 by Veronica on October 22, 2008 - 1:40 AM

Ewwww. Just ewwwww.

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#4 by PandoraWilde on October 22, 2008 - 1:45 AM

It really makes you wonder if some people WERE born in a barn, doesn’t it?

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#5 by Walking With Scissors on October 22, 2008 - 1:52 AM

Not only am I not pregnant, but I also can’t smell what you did. Despite that, I’m feeling queasy right now. There are no words. None. That’s farking disgusting.

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#6 by Kat on October 22, 2008 - 1:54 AM

The weird things people will do in bathrooms.

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#7 by Zoeyjane on October 22, 2008 - 1:56 AM

I can’t decide if assfaceon is funnier than you calling yourself a lady

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#8 by vishnu @ beautiful minds : an Indian Blog on October 22, 2008 - 2:02 AM

Congrats in becoming the featured site of the day in cumment luv

#9 by seo blog on October 22, 2008 - 5:28 AM

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#10 by Vic on October 22, 2008 - 5:51 AM

Reading that made me feel more than a little bit sick.

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#11 by mapsgirl on October 22, 2008 - 6:54 AM

That’s so wrong…some people are really disgusting.

But I have to laugh and how wonderfully you wrote that! I so needed a smile today!

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#12 by Hockeyman on October 22, 2008 - 7:03 AM

Thats gross, but what did you expect at the cracker barrel?

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#13 by Patsy Bain on October 22, 2008 - 7:14 AM

Hear, Hear!!!! Why? Part of me always wonders why? Why would anyone want to defecate on the floor when a perfectly respectable (in most cases) is available? Beyond me! And I really don’t want to know. YUCK! Nasty people ooooo just nasty people.
shiver shake make faces

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#14 by AnnD on October 22, 2008 - 7:30 AM

Ewwww….I’m actually surprised to hear that came out of a men’s restroom….in my experience, women’s restrooms tend to be much more disgusting.

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#15 by Meg on October 22, 2008 - 7:44 AM

That is some husband you have there. Diapers off to him!!!!!

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#16 by stephanie on October 22, 2008 - 8:09 AM

I wish people wouldn’t be so disgusting. Sorry all of you had to deal with that. I feel bad for the Cracker Barrel employees who had to clean it up too.

Maybe the security camera caught him walking out of the bathroom. You should ask CB if they roll the tape for you. Then we can all track that sicko down!

#17 by Sarah on October 22, 2008 - 8:15 AM

That’s just nasty!! What the heck is wrong with people?

#18 by Miss Britt on October 22, 2008 - 8:29 AM

Oh. Hellz. No.

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#19 by Jenn on October 22, 2008 - 8:43 AM

Oh my God you’re so right! This is more disgusting than what I typically run into, which is piss all over the seat in women’s restrooms – but the same rule applies. Could these people, whoever they are, please learn how to use a potty? I mean, if they were 2 years old, fine, but I’m pretty sure they’re all grown up. Most 2 year olds don’t use the potty in public restrooms on their own.

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#20 by Colleen - Mommy Always Wins on October 22, 2008 - 9:43 AM

Blech! Another reason to avoid Cracker Barrels! They *are* scattered like a trail of breadcrumbs along just about every Interstate I’ve ever traveled, though.

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#21 by A Whole Lot of Nothing on October 22, 2008 - 9:51 AM

Really? Really??? For shiz????

That’s grounds for immediate dismissal to Land o’ Assfacia.

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#22 by Betsey on October 22, 2008 - 10:56 AM

I do not understand what it is about a public restroom that makes people lose all sense of decency….

Or sense of smell.

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#23 by TarotByArwen on October 22, 2008 - 11:04 AM

Oh wow. I can’t even imagine the disgusting human being that would do something like that! YICK!

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#24 by Shanna on October 22, 2008 - 11:30 AM

That is hysterical! I can’t believe there is a human out there that would do that…. honestly – how do you miss?

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#25 by Heather, Queen of Shake Shake on October 22, 2008 - 12:37 PM

That is just sick. Like sickos who draw pee-pees on little kindergarten learn to read books.

The land of Assfacian is full of perverts and disgustos.

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#26 by jill on October 22, 2008 - 2:00 PM

i was in a bathroom once where it looked like a woman had. well. crouched over the toilet while dumping instead of sitting down. shit was everywhere. on the inside of the toilet, on the floor, etc. what a mess. i told the restaurant manager the bathroom REALLY needed cleaned. badly. she sent someone right away. but still. no one else had noticed? and for god’s sake why cant people just sit down in public to go to the bathroom.

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#27 by Lisa on October 22, 2008 - 2:37 PM

Ewww I really think I just threw up a bit. Another reason I hate using the public restrooms. *shudders*

Oh and by the way….Congrats on placing in the Blogger’s Choice Awards!

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#28 by Special K on October 22, 2008 - 3:05 PM

Oh hell no! I am praying that it was a child and not an adult, I mean, some poor woman out there has to LIVE with that thing!!!!!!!!!!!

#29 by Stuart on October 22, 2008 - 4:08 PM

I must say… that was disgusting and it is happening too often nowadays.

I had something pretty similar happen one day, was coming down the fire stairs at work.. and yes… OH YES… someone had taken a dump in the fire stairs *shudders*.

What was worse was that it took about 3 weeks to finally get a cleaner in there to clean it up and it was starting to smell about 4 floors above it by that time (as you would walk down the stairs).
Stuart

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#30 by Tranny Head on October 22, 2008 - 8:44 PM

Good God. The worst part about this post is that I just went to the Cracker Barrel today for lunch.

*gag*

Nobody shat on the floor in the bathroom, though. Thankfully.

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#31 by dysfunctional mom on October 22, 2008 - 9:38 PM

And I thought pee pee drops on the toilet seat were bad.
EWWWWWW

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#32 by Meggan on October 22, 2008 - 9:59 PM

You have summed up in one post why I HATE using public restrooms! Women’s are just as bad. And why do women’s restrooms have flower sented air freshner’s in them? Just what I like to smell when I walk into a bathroom, flower scented poo!

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