I’ve had a pretty fun time joking about my rack on this lovely website. I have hailed The Glorious Rack in all its wonder… I have also called it a couple of socks with oranges in them behind The Rack’s back… shhhh.
“The Rack” gained popularity after I did this fun giveaway, and it’s been a running gag here ever since.
I’m even celebrating each month of 2008 with a picture of The Rack.
And now? The Rack has met The Travelling T-Shirt.
What is The Travelling T-Shirt, you ask?
The Official Words:
The Travelling T-Shirt has come from Lightening Online and is making its way around the world until December 1st when one lucky participant will be voted a winner and Lightening will gift that person a cash amount (determined by the total number of participants). For more information please visit the Travelling T-Shirt page.
I am honored to say that The Rack has been The Travelling T-Shirt’s first stop on the glorious journey it will no doubt take between now and December. Bloggers All Over The Place will have a chance to do silly and fun things with The Travelling T-Shirt and then pass it on to others. Every time it gets passed, the Cash Jackpot grows!
Each blogger gets to decide how the next will be chosen…
So…
I want to see your rack.
Send me your (clothed) BEWBS! (Seriously. No unfettered Melons, please.)
And yes! Men are welcome to join in. Ante up those PECS!
This post is up at 12:01AM CST, Tuesday June 3rd. You have until 10:00PM CST, Wednesday June 4th to photograph Your Rack in all its Glory, and send your photo to me: thelotuscarroll@gmail.com
That’s almost 2 whole days, so I better get lots of Awesome BEWBS and PECS in my inbox!
On Thursday, The Masses will excercise the Power of The Vote! That’s right… YOU will decide whose BEWBS or PECS I will send The Travelling T-Shirt to next! (By anonymous poll.)
Now grab your rack and your camera and get to it! I’m waiting! 
*BEWBS*
(sorry, just wanted to type it one more time)
#1 by the planet of janet on June 3, 2008 - 12:47 AM
sigh. those of us on the itty bitty titty committee have no chance …..
the planet of janet’s last blog post..Fun Monday: the “Look, Ma! I made it myself!” edition
Sarcastic Mom says: A spectacular rack does not have to be a huge rack!
Get your BEWBS in the ring!!!
#2 by Veronica on June 3, 2008 - 1:31 AM
I took a photo of my (engorged and swollen) rack as I was busily weaning Amy. Just so that I could look back later (like now) and remember that they never used to be so sad looking.
Veronica’s last blog post..My Tasmania
Sarcastic Mom says: Your rack rocks! Thank you for sending it to me! I will <3 and cherish it forever.
#3 by zoeyjane on June 3, 2008 - 2:34 AM
um. my BEWBS and I have a love hate relationship goin’ on – there’s been all too many pictures to document it.
so.
give me an idea…if I submit 37 different (but all clothed) rack-shots, will I have a better chance?
zoeyjane’s last blog post..Step One and Two are in Effect (and Three)
Sarcastic Mom says: Send me as many as you want! I get to pick the one that goes up if you do that, though.
Now get on it! I’m waiting!!!
#4 by Lightening on June 3, 2008 - 2:49 AM
Now who said bigger was better?
Thanks Lotus for getting this rolling. Can’t wait to see where it ends up and what people come up with.
Lightening’s last blog post..Triathlete
Sarcastic Mom says: It’s my absolute pleasure. This is a load of fun! I Love The Travelling T-Shirt!
#5 by Taz on June 3, 2008 - 2:49 AM
hehe..
i will think about it
BEWBS LOL
Taz’s last blog post..Because I Love Her….
Sarcastic Mom says: DO IT!
#6 by Xbox4NappyRash on June 3, 2008 - 5:07 AM
I would so go for it, but I’d stretch that shirt beyond recognition…
Xbox4NappyRash’s last blog post..I can’t get off
Sarcastic Mom says: You don’t have to wear the shirt when it comes to you.
You can do
whatever you please with it, just as long as you don’t damage it, and you
take a photo to post on your blog.
The rack thing is just my gimmick to pick the next blogger.
So shoot those PECS!
#7 by angeline on June 3, 2008 - 5:15 AM
thanks for the lesson, learn a new phrase today.
angeline’s last blog post..Unspectacular Quirks Meme
#8 by Trey on June 3, 2008 - 5:24 AM
You and the rack seem to be very popular!
Trey’s last blog post..HAPPY BIRTHDAY LEA
Sarcastic Mom says: It’s not me, it’s just The Rack. I’d be nowhere without it!
#9 by frogpondsrock on June 3, 2008 - 7:16 AM
hehehehehe I have just sent you a picture of my rack lol
frogpondsrock’s last blog post..Chips and cobwebs, mmm okay
Sarcastic Mom says: Awesome Rack, Kim! Thank you so much!
#10 by Lou Lohman on June 3, 2008 - 7:22 AM
Oh crap. No ‘unfettered melons’. That’s not fair. The least you could do is offer the hope of a little TITillation.
Lou Lohman’s last blog post..Framed!
Sarcastic Mom says: Well, I prefer to pay for my out-and-out porn. I feel like I’ve earned it that way. Okay? Now, really, you should just be thanking me for the impending flood of boobs you’ll get on Thursday’s post!
#11 by witchypoo on June 3, 2008 - 7:39 AM
Ah, yeah. The present state of my rack would place the bulge at the second line of text on that shirt. You don’t want to see it. Really.
witchypoo’s last blog post..Perfect Post and More
Sarcastic Mom says: You don’t have to wear the shirt when it comes to you. You can do
whatever you please with it, just as long as you don’t damage it, and you
take a photo to post on your blog.
The rack thing is just my gimmick to pick the next blogger.
So shoot those BEWBS!
#12 by Madness on June 3, 2008 - 7:52 AM
Madness breast fed FIVE newborns. No freakin way youre seeing her rack.
Madness’s last blog post..Not Fighting this Fight didnt mean Go For It…but whatever..Go For It
Sarcastic Mom says: Slap on a good push-up bra and a nice shirt and GIMME THOSE BEWBS, WOMAN!
#13 by Colleen on June 3, 2008 - 8:28 AM
You’ll post the pics where we can all partake in their glory, right? ;o)
Sarcastic Mom says: Absolutely! I’m no BEWB hog!
On Thursday, I’ll post a barrage of BEWBS and PECS for the reading audience to vote on! YAY!!!
#14 by The Other Dawn on June 3, 2008 - 8:59 AM
Holla for the boobage!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/2shews/2222278488/in/set-72157603802609259/
The Other Dawn’s last blog post..Baby’s Got Baggage
Sarcastic Mom says: Truly an Awesome Rack. Thanks, Hotstuff, you’re in!
#15 by Kay (Special K) on June 3, 2008 - 9:07 AM
Oh my! Dare I?
Kay (Special K)’s last blog post..So many pictures so little time
Sarcastic Mom says: Yes! DOOOO ITTTTT.
#16 by Allie on June 3, 2008 - 10:26 AM
Only one thing comes to mind when I see your glorious rack. A line of Star Wars, “That’s no moon, it’s a Space Station…”. You are suck a rack flaunter!
Flaunting your rack the way you do. Rack, rack, paddywhack, give your dog a bone. Jeez, I need a nap.
Sarcastic Mom says: LMAO! My Rack is a Space Station! I love it. <3
#17 by Amy on June 3, 2008 - 11:00 AM
Does it count if I put my fake chicken cutlets in there. Ya know, the stuff I use until I can afford a boob job?
Snort!
Sarcastic Mom says: Honey, it’s your BEWB Shot, do whatever you want! I wear a badass pushup bra, and I don’t see how that’s any diffrent. Ya gotta do what ya gotta do! So stick them chicken cutlets in there and send me your BEWBS!
#18 by NotAMeanGirl on June 3, 2008 - 11:26 AM
So… if I send you a pic of the husband and our roomie… would that count? Some days they are the biggest Bewbs I know! heh.
NotAMeanGirl’s last blog post..Doctor, Doctor… Gimme the News…
Sarcastic Mom says: Hahaha, nice take on the challenge! Somehow, I don’t think they’ll win the poll though, what do you think?
#19 by Manic Mom on June 3, 2008 - 11:36 AM
This is going to be a “HOOT”!
Manic Mom’s last blog post..Let’s get High!
Sarcastic Mom says: Great pun, madame! Now send me YOUR hooters!
#20 by Mr Lady on June 3, 2008 - 11:53 AM
Maybe, just maybe, this is the chance I’ve been waiting for, to shove my tata’s in your face?
Mr Lady’s last blog post..A Squadron of Conflicting Rebellions
Sarcastic Mom says: I am SO.EXCITED.RIGHT.NOW. *twitches*
#21 by tenakim on June 3, 2008 - 12:20 PM
I must have been divine intervention, but my battery went dead on my camera- damn! I thought I might get extra points for strech marks!
Sarcastic Mom says: Well, you’d have to cover the TATAS anyway, BUT… get thee to a charger now! You have until 10PM CST Wednesday, so no excuses, lady!
#22 by Christy on June 3, 2008 - 1:29 PM
Okay, first off…”bewbs” is great–love it! And secondly, you have a very nice rack…if mine looked like that, I’d post pictures of it on my blog every day, FOREVER!
Lucky you!
Christy’s last blog post..Sauce And Bytes
Sarcastic Mom says: I’ll bet you’re not giving your rack the credit it deserves! All Hail Racks!
#23 by Eve on June 3, 2008 - 2:14 PM
You have inspired me with all your rack shots. I’ve just taken about 15 different shots of mine to come up with one that I will allow to be seen. Sending it your way momentarily.
Eve’s last blog post..Me Meme – 6/3/08
Sarcastic Mom says: Rock on! I’ll be looking forward to receiving it!
#24 by Queen of Shake Shake on June 3, 2008 - 2:40 PM
Darn it! It’s laundry day and my best push up bra in the hamper. Will have to dig its stinkiness out and do as you command!
Queen of Shake Shake’s last blog post..This Time I Really Do Sit On a Shrink’s Couch
Sarcastic Mom says: I’ll bet it’s because you know I’d shave my crotch if you asked me to, isn’t it?
#25 by SherE1 on June 3, 2008 - 2:48 PM
My barely B cups would not do that t-shirt any justice, unfortunately. (jealous) Too bad I’m no longer breastfeeding!! *sigh*
SherE1’s last blog post..Breakfast at Morning Star’s
Sarcastic Mom says: Hey now, BEWBS do not have to be huge to be gorgeous! A great rack can be any size!
#26 by BusyDad on June 3, 2008 - 3:01 PM
Well I took it off for Sunshine’s tattoo show-off, so what’s another Moob shot between friends? Expect an email from me…
BusyDad’s last blog post..Far From Perfect. Damn Far.
Sarcastic Mom says: YAY! I’m getting some PECS! Awesomacious!
#27 by Sandy (Momisodes) on June 3, 2008 - 3:11 PM
Um…my tiny bee-stings are a bit camera shy
Your bewbs are a tough act to follow. Can’t wait to see the pics!
Sandy (Momisodes)’s last blog post..A Jill of No Shades
Sarcastic Mom says: ARGH! Boobies do not have to be big to be beautiful! DO I NEED TO SET UP BOOBIE SELF-ESTEEM WORKSHOPS!?
#28 by Manager Mom on June 3, 2008 - 3:47 PM
Jeez…would love to join in the fun, but my girls are so tiny, they actually don’t even show up on film…
Manager Mom’s last blog post..Little Shop Of Horrors
#29 by tenakim on June 3, 2008 - 4:04 PM
You silly nieve girl! My stretch marks are visible in low cut shirts! I didn’t plan on showing off the TATAS- you would be very afraid! Charging the battery as we speak, we’ll see how long it takes.
#30 by Kay (Special K) on June 3, 2008 - 6:32 PM
I sent you my bewbs. I hope they made it alright and didn’t get separated.
Kay (Special K)’s last blog post..Mini Vacay Part 2
#31 by Kay (Special K) on June 3, 2008 - 6:34 PM
And my boobs are 40 so be gentle.
Kay (Special K)’s last blog post..Mini Vacay Part 2
#32 by Maria on June 3, 2008 - 6:48 PM
Ooohhh yes. I’ve been looking for a reason to send you soft core porn of me. YES.
Maria’s last blog post..Hiatus.
#33 by Jenski on June 3, 2008 - 6:57 PM
Ya know, you take really nice pictures of your rack. If I had the practice, I’d send you a picture of mine…I don’t know which shirt to wear that shows it off best though…
Jenski’s last blog post..A couple of things.
#34 by Dawn on June 3, 2008 - 6:58 PM
now you KNOW I have to go ahead and just do a post on this.
Dawn’s last blog post..If Yarn Were Meth I’d Have No Teeth. Part One.
#35 by calicobebop on June 3, 2008 - 7:19 PM
In response to your fervent request, I have submitted a sub-par pic of the bewbs. But it’s a recent one! And cleavage is visable (barely).
calicobebop’s last blog post..Yes, we’re officially obsessive
#36 by Average Jane on June 3, 2008 - 7:58 PM
I think I’ll pass on the rack photo, but kudos for the creative giveaway!
Average Jane’s last blog post..Average Jane Shares the Blog Love
#37 by Sarah on June 3, 2008 - 7:59 PM
I used to have a marvelous picture of my glorious rack that has now gone by the wayside…I’ll have to take a new one just for you
Sarah’s last blog post..The Budding Photographers Work
#38 by Holly on June 3, 2008 - 8:37 PM
OMG, too much fun!
Holly’s last blog post..Meet Inappropriate Woman!
#39 by Natalie on June 3, 2008 - 8:51 PM
I just sent you my special birthday bewbaroonies. I hope you didn’t want a face to go along with that. NO FREAKING WAY. But you did get a bra strap.
#40 by Kecia on June 4, 2008 - 10:58 PM
Ok..this might be weird but..I towtally want to know what kind of bra the reack wears..oh course the rack is perfect on its own, sans braw…but I’ve gotta know what kind of bra it wears….seems perfect.
Kecia’s last blog post..I know, I don’t call, I don’t write
#41 by Tara R on June 4, 2008 - 11:44 PM
tee hee… I’m absolutely positive that my rather ENORMOUS rack would not fit into that fabulous travelling tee!
#42 by shannymar on June 5, 2008 - 2:23 PM
Damn. See, take a break from blogging for a few days and see what I miss? A chance to show my BEWBS to the internet.
shannymar’s last blog post..Life lessons from 90’s sitcoms
#43 by Christina on June 10, 2008 - 7:43 AM
So who won and where is the shirt?
Christina’s last blog post..Summer is finally here!