Then you put your junk in that box.



The current budget
here at the Carroll houshold
may result in this.

Suppose my version
will have to be something like
Cooch under a bow?

[Edited: Um, about the suggestions on putting my 'box in a box.'  I'm wondering how you put something concave into a box? *scratches head*  If you can do that, I'm scared of your vagina, yo.  I'm stickin' with the bow, ya'll.]

PS: A belated thanks to Bill Gathen for reminding me of this video last night.  Yes, Bill, you are the inspiration, the meaning, in my life. *chuckle*

43 comments


  • One of the best SNL skits ever. Right after it originally aired, I immediately downloaded Color Me Badd‘s “Sex You Up”. I have no shame about that.
    Jules
    House of Jules

    Jules’s last blog post..Comcastholes, Part 2: You can’t touch this!

    December 14, 2007
  • I came for a visit after your very clever NaBloPoMoFo e-mail…only to find that my sister (Jules) beat me over here! She’s a quick one, that one…

    We actually still have the SNL Justin Timberlake episode on our DVR from 12/16/06. The kids watch it all the time (okay, I do too…).

    I will return for more visits…come and see me sometime, too! You get your choice of not one, but two blogs! :)

    Melisa
    Remembering Ruby
    and
    Suburban Scrawl

    Melisa’s last blog post..More Fun at the Post Office

    December 14, 2007
  • Damn, I’ve seen it several times, and it never gets old!

    And I wouldn’t be surprised if MisterMeow did something similar this Christmas…

    MadameMeow (Kayla)’s last blog post..Thursday Thirteen

    December 14, 2007
  • I’m pretty sure that’s what I’m getting.
    I don’t really think the cooch requires a bow though… they don’t mind getting that gift unwrapped.

    Kat’s last blog post..Talladega Nights

    December 14, 2007
  • Cooch under a box?
    Please, that’s so passe, my dear.
    It’s Box in a box.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xElIik0Ys0

    Thursday’s Child’s last blog post..One of My Finals Got Me Thinking

    December 14, 2007
  • Yup, never gets old. Hey – love your comment plugin. Haven’t seen that one before. :-)

    Shannon’s last blog post..December Diet Challenge: Exercise

    December 14, 2007
  • Still can’t view videos. Sent off application for satellite internet today. Cross fingers is available.

    Veronica’s last blog post..I’m looking for opinions…

    December 14, 2007
  • I’d never seen this one before. It’s awesome. I think I’ll come back to view it whenever I need a little pick-me-up. My haiku’s a little more tame, but I’ve made progress since last week’s disaster!

    Smiler’s last blog post..Do you do haiku?

    December 14, 2007
  • Okay, Lotus. First time I saw that one and it was Freakin. Hilarious. Husband overhears and says, “uh, what are you watching at 6:30 in the morning?”

    Thanks for the laugh!

    Toni’s last blog post..Haiku Friday

    December 14, 2007
  • How about your ‘Box in a Box’?

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=vdaSv4a-ia4

    Rick’s last blog post..POST THIS TODAY

    December 14, 2007
  • Yea I was going to mention the box in a box video but someone already did. Pretty funny I suppose.

    December 14, 2007
  • Timberlake kills me in that vid. ‘Cooch’ under a bow? I think most men would be thrilled to receive that, though I can’t say the same about women and a ‘dick in a box!’

    Kelly’s last blog post..Haiku Friday

    December 14, 2007
  • I really need to have my first cup of coffee. I thought that said “coAch” under a bow….and I was thinking, “Oh, a Coach bag would be nice”….

    tommie’s last blog post..Christmas Questions and Answers

    December 14, 2007
  • That’s the best SNL skit EVER! I still crack up when I see it.

    My blog isn’t working today. I’m sad. :( I guess someone is making it easy for me to clean and prep for my parents incoming. Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

    Secret Agent Mama’s last blog post..O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree

    December 14, 2007
  • oh man…i can never get enough of that video! i showed it to my mom…she almost peed her pants! :)

    we’re in a budget crunch here, too. we are moving in February, and we had to buy new appliances for the new house….$$$! so thanks for the idea…i was wondering what i could get hubby for Christmas for less than $5!

    diggin’ the new digs!

    cate’s last blog post..Haiku Friday: Blogger…why oh why?

    December 14, 2007
  • Nope, it’s this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xElIik0Ys0

    Dawn’s last blog post..Haiku Friday

    December 14, 2007
  • Very funny ku!

    patois’s last blog post..Now I’m Seen it All: Haiku Friday

    December 14, 2007
  • Now it’s Christmas!!!!

    I just told my hubs last night that it isn’t Christmas until we see the Dick in a Box video! Then he said You Tube took it down because of Second City’s rights to it, or something. I was bummed…

    Then, today, you gift wrapped a very special present for me! THANK YOU!!!!

    Angel’s last blog post..Black and White

    December 14, 2007
  • I love that video! I crack up every time!!! We weren’t in the States when it came out, but we found it on You Tube rather quickly!!!

    Major budget this year here too…moving a few months ago will do that! Sucks, but honestly, we buy what we want/need throughout the year so its not that bad…

    Elissa’s last blog post..Am I Done Yet???

    December 14, 2007
  • You’re right….that present doesn’t have to be wrapped for them. They’re so easy that way.

    Great ‘ku!

    Melissa’s last blog post..Friday Haiku 12/14/07

    December 14, 2007
  • One of the funniest sketches in recent SNL history!

    Funny as always Lotus.

    -HH

    Heidi Hyde’s last blog post..Memo:

    December 14, 2007
  • Who knew? I watched the video, then the news coverage of it, funny how the net takes you places.

    witchypoo’s last blog post..Working with the police – part two

    December 14, 2007
  • Bren

    I love that SNL skit! Thanks, now I’m going to be singing it all day.

    December 14, 2007
  • Hey you just gave mama an idea for Christmas!

    Seriously…we are about to buy a damn dryer.

    Happy Effing Christmas. :(

    Jamie’s last blog post..Birth Control Via Another Long Ass Line at the Dollar Tree

    December 14, 2007
  • You have got to stop this. I still haven’t gotten over the poopy rug episode and now this. On the other hand, I like the idea of the Cooch under a bow. Sort of gives new meaning to “Coochy – coo”, eh?

    Merry Christmas to you, and poopy butt and Mr. you.

    Lou Lohman’s last blog post..TGIF and payday, at that!!
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    December 14, 2007
  • My sister kept singing that song over and over as we were making holiday plans the other day. It never gets old.

    Average Jane’s last blog post..Average Jane Gives Gifts

    December 14, 2007
  • I think cooch in a box is a lovely idea, although I wouldn’t necessarilly offer the idea up to Santa & all.

    You crack me up.

    December 14, 2007
  • I love that clip. Too funny. Makes me love the JT even more.
    Cooch in a box. Has a certain ring to it. And I bet your hubby would appreciate it. ;)

    Kathryn’s last blog post..Bells Are Ringing

    December 14, 2007
  • Love it! But has it been a year already?! Geez, time flies.

    Hope your hubby likes his gift. ;-)

    Tiffani’s last blog post..Nasty, Finale

    December 14, 2007
  • I didn’t realize I was a writer for your blog too? Step one: cut a hole in a box….
    I’ve seen this countless times and puke from laughter each time. I’m a Dick Anorboxic …it’s true.

    Bill’s last blog post..Kindergarten – Play Once Then Use As A Drink Coaster

    December 14, 2007
  • Okay, so I just have to say – my vagina? WON’T GO IN A BOX, PEOPLE.

    I don’t know what everyone else’s vagina looks like, but mine doesn’t STICK OUT.

    A dick? Can go into a box. A vagina? Cannot.

    Hence the bow.

    Kthxbai.

    December 14, 2007
  • Oh Man I have got to show that one to hubby!!! Thanks for making my day!!!

    Tiff @ Three Peas in a Pod’s last blog post..Bad Dog!!!!!

    December 14, 2007
  • Oh, I LOVE this. You know, I never was a JT (yep, he’s that HIGH on my list now) fan until I saw this video. Now, he’s HOT. Almost as hot as Jordan Knight, but without the tail. Cooch under a bow?? Niiiiice.

    Kelly’s last blog post..What’s UP, USPS???

    December 14, 2007
  • My hub LOVES that skit. I’m totally showing it to him when he gets home. Way to pull a ‘ku, Lotus!

    Anglophile Football Fanatic’s last blog post..Haiku Friday #14: Using your Noggin Knowledge

    December 14, 2007
  • after this video…i’m going to have to start watching snl again! how freaking funny!!!

    December 14, 2007
  • I tryed to edit this coment but I not sure it wont get tanken off.

    imaginary sarah’s last blog post..Pygmy flash cards

    December 14, 2007
  • Every time I see this skit, I always imagine what the “Behind the Scenes” interviews would be like.

    Timberlake: Everyone always assumes it’s “Dick in a Box.” But my original concept was “Cock in a Box.” See the rhyme? Yeah, that’s how you do it, girl.

    imaginary sarah’s last blog post..Pygmy flash cards

    December 14, 2007
  • Best. SNL skit. Ever! I heart “Dick in the Box”! Thanks for the laugh!

    Avery’s last blog post..Now 10% More Feminine!

    December 14, 2007
  • You can always get one of those vagina puppets like on the Tyra Banks show.

    Marie’s last blog post..More Poetry (Sorry) and Aloha Friday

    December 14, 2007
  • [...] Then you put your junk in that box. [...]

    December 14, 2007
  • Looks like NBC got to YouTube…they took the video down. :P

    Stephen’s last blog post..Hallelujah Chorus–follow the signs!

    December 19, 2007
  • This video is hilarious and I think it totally goes back my my “bringing sexy back” theme. I saw an apron that looks like a santa suit and though…gee that would be perfect with JUST a santa hat. It might be a little more than JUST a bow but the same idea.

    SJSFalter’s last blog post..Surveys Are Easy

    December 22, 2007
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    December 25, 2007

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