Then you put your junk in that box.
- At December 14, 2007
- By Lotus, aka Sarcastic Mom
- In Haiku, Humor
43
The current budget
here at the Carroll houshold
may result in this.
Suppose my version
will have to be something like
Cooch under a bow?
[Edited: Um, about the suggestions on putting my 'box in a box.' I'm wondering how you put something concave into a box? *scratches head* If you can do that, I'm scared of your vagina, yo. I'm stickin' with the bow, ya'll.]
PS: A belated thanks to Bill Gathen for reminding me of this video last night. Yes, Bill, you are the inspiration, the meaning, in my life. *chuckle*





Jules
One of the best SNL skits ever. Right after it originally aired, I immediately downloaded Color Me Badd‘s “Sex You Up”. I have no shame about that.
Jules
House of Jules
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Melisa
I came for a visit after your very clever NaBloPoMoFo e-mail…only to find that my sister (Jules) beat me over here! She’s a quick one, that one…
We actually still have the SNL Justin Timberlake episode on our DVR from 12/16/06. The kids watch it all the time (okay, I do too…).
I will return for more visits…come and see me sometime, too! You get your choice of not one, but two blogs!
Melisa
Remembering Ruby
and
Suburban Scrawl
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MadameMeow (Kayla)
Damn, I’ve seen it several times, and it never gets old!
And I wouldn’t be surprised if MisterMeow did something similar this Christmas…
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Kat
I’m pretty sure that’s what I’m getting.
I don’t really think the cooch requires a bow though… they don’t mind getting that gift unwrapped.
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Thursday's Child
Cooch under a box?
Please, that’s so passe, my dear.
It’s Box in a box.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xElIik0Ys0
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Shannon
Yup, never gets old. Hey – love your comment plugin. Haven’t seen that one before.
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Veronica
Still can’t view videos. Sent off application for satellite internet today. Cross fingers is available.
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Smiler
I’d never seen this one before. It’s awesome. I think I’ll come back to view it whenever I need a little pick-me-up. My haiku’s a little more tame, but I’ve made progress since last week’s disaster!
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Toni
Okay, Lotus. First time I saw that one and it was Freakin. Hilarious. Husband overhears and says, “uh, what are you watching at 6:30 in the morning?”
Thanks for the laugh!
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Rick
How about your ‘Box in a Box’?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=vdaSv4a-ia4
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Julie
Yea I was going to mention the box in a box video but someone already did. Pretty funny I suppose.
Kelly
Timberlake kills me in that vid. ‘Cooch’ under a bow? I think most men would be thrilled to receive that, though I can’t say the same about women and a ‘dick in a box!’
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tommie
I really need to have my first cup of coffee. I thought that said “coAch” under a bow….and I was thinking, “Oh, a Coach bag would be nice”….
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Secret Agent Mama
That’s the best SNL skit EVER! I still crack up when I see it.
My blog isn’t working today. I’m sad.
I guess someone is making it easy for me to clean and prep for my parents incoming. Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
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cate
oh man…i can never get enough of that video! i showed it to my mom…she almost peed her pants!
we’re in a budget crunch here, too. we are moving in February, and we had to buy new appliances for the new house….$$$! so thanks for the idea…i was wondering what i could get hubby for Christmas for less than $5!
diggin’ the new digs!
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Dawn
Nope, it’s this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xElIik0Ys0
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patois
Very funny ku!
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Angel
Now it’s Christmas!!!!
I just told my hubs last night that it isn’t Christmas until we see the Dick in a Box video! Then he said You Tube took it down because of Second City’s rights to it, or something. I was bummed…
Then, today, you gift wrapped a very special present for me! THANK YOU!!!!
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Elissa
I love that video! I crack up every time!!! We weren’t in the States when it came out, but we found it on You Tube rather quickly!!!
Major budget this year here too…moving a few months ago will do that! Sucks, but honestly, we buy what we want/need throughout the year so its not that bad…
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Melissa
You’re right….that present doesn’t have to be wrapped for them. They’re so easy that way.
Great ‘ku!
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Hydes Like Us
One of the funniest sketches in recent SNL history!
Funny as always Lotus.
-HH
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witchypoo
Who knew? I watched the video, then the news coverage of it, funny how the net takes you places.
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Bren
I love that SNL skit! Thanks, now I’m going to be singing it all day.
Jamie
Hey you just gave mama an idea for Christmas!
Seriously…we are about to buy a damn dryer.
Happy Effing Christmas.
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Lou Lohman
You have got to stop this. I still haven’t gotten over the poopy rug episode and now this. On the other hand, I like the idea of the Cooch under a bow. Sort of gives new meaning to “Coochy – coo”, eh?
Merry Christmas to you, and poopy butt and Mr. you.
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Twitter: lceel
Average Jane
My sister kept singing that song over and over as we were making holiday plans the other day. It never gets old.
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Lisa Milton
I think cooch in a box is a lovely idea, although I wouldn’t necessarilly offer the idea up to Santa & all.
You crack me up.
Kathryn
I love that clip. Too funny. Makes me love the JT even more.
Cooch in a box. Has a certain ring to it. And I bet your hubby would appreciate it.
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Tiffani
Love it! But has it been a year already?! Geez, time flies.
Hope your hubby likes his gift.
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Bill
I didn’t realize I was a writer for your blog too? Step one: cut a hole in a box….
I’ve seen this countless times and puke from laughter each time. I’m a Dick Anorboxic …it’s true.
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Sarcastic Mom, aka Lotus
Okay, so I just have to say – my vagina? WON’T GO IN A BOX, PEOPLE.
I don’t know what everyone else’s vagina looks like, but mine doesn’t STICK OUT.
A dick? Can go into a box. A vagina? Cannot.
Hence the bow.
Kthxbai.
Tiff @ Three Peas in a Pod
Oh Man I have got to show that one to hubby!!! Thanks for making my day!!!
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Kelly
Oh, I LOVE this. You know, I never was a JT (yep, he’s that HIGH on my list now) fan until I saw this video. Now, he’s HOT. Almost as hot as Jordan Knight, but without the tail. Cooch under a bow?? Niiiiice.
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Anglophile Football Fanatic
My hub LOVES that skit. I’m totally showing it to him when he gets home. Way to pull a ‘ku, Lotus!
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melissa
after this video…i’m going to have to start watching snl again! how freaking funny!!!
imaginary sarah
I tryed to edit this coment but I not sure it wont get tanken off.
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imaginary sarah
Every time I see this skit, I always imagine what the “Behind the Scenes” interviews would be like.
Timberlake: Everyone always assumes it’s “Dick in a Box.” But my original concept was “Cock in a Box.” See the rhyme? Yeah, that’s how you do it, girl.
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Avery
Best. SNL skit. Ever! I heart “Dick in the Box”! Thanks for the laugh!
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Marie
You can always get one of those vagina puppets like on the Tyra Banks show.
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Stephen
Looks like NBC got to YouTube…they took the video down.
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SJSFalter
This video is hilarious and I think it totally goes back my my “bringing sexy back” theme. I saw an apron that looks like a santa suit and though…gee that would be perfect with JUST a santa hat. It might be a little more than JUST a bow but the same idea.
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